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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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So I got married last night. Somewhat spur of the moment, but it was time.
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-Rasix
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Trippy
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So I got married last night. Somewhat spur of the moment, but it was time.
Congrats on the ball and chain!  |
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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So I got married last night. Somewhat spur of the moment, but it was time.
Congrats! |
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Ironwood
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So I got married last night. Somewhat spur of the moment, but it was time.
Your life was over ? (But Seriously, Edited for Congratulations.) |
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« Last Edit: August 01, 2015, 03:41:05 AM by Ironwood »
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Reg
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Congratulations rattran.
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Cyrrex
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Congrats, and you are probably too old for sex now anyway, so it all works out!
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Signe
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Muse.
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MARRIED!!! This is not useless. Hooray for you!!  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Furiously
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So I got married last night. Somewhat spur of the moment, but it was time.
Did it involve a tiger and Mike Tyson? |
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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A hearty congratulations Rattran. /hi5
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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So I got married last night. Somewhat spur of the moment, but it was time.
I'm sure it is well-considered and congratulations are in order. Let's circle back in a week. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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WayAbvPar
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Grats, Rattan.
And thanks, IW. I am not quite as outraged as you, but I am firmly in the MZ is an utter cunt camp, so any abuse that goes his way is just peachy.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Draegan
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Signed up for Google fi today.
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Merusk
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So I got married last night. Somewhat spur of the moment, but it was time.
Grats, I suppose. It's not all bad. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Khaldun
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So I got married last night. Somewhat spur of the moment, but it was time.
Grats! |
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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Fanks everyone! It's just a change in paperwork, not like anything really changes between me and the missus. Just makes it easier to put a bid in on some land.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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It changes things, whether you know it yet or not.
Congratulations!
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Merusk
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Yeah, that's the part that nobody really understands until the moment of clarity happens at some point down the line. Rational vs. experiential thinking.
The same thing parents often point out to non-parents and why we get dismissive at times. :)
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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schild
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So I got married last night. Somewhat spur of the moment, but it was time.
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy grats! |
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Signe
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GAAAAH! I'm freaking out. I'm SO upset! No one can do anything. I need a lawyer again!  Yes, I vented. At least I didn't leak. I'm not telling you why just need someone to make me laugh. Go on, then. I need it. I'll pay you with TESO money. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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You're near Philly; a hit may be cheaper than a lawyer. Unless there's money for you involved, then totally lawyer up.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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Turns out, ironwood looks just like his avatar.
Also, his wife is going to elope with samwise next time he's in town.
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Somebody forgot the "what happens in Glasgow" rule.
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Trippy
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Yes, I vented. At least I didn't leak. I'm not telling you why just need someone to make me laugh. Go on, then. I need it. I'll pay you with TESO money.
Okay: Neutron walks into a bar, asks the bartender how much for a beer. Bartender says, for you, no charge. More? An atom walks into a bar and asks the bartender if someone found his lost electron. "Are you sure you lost it here?" asks the bartender. To which the atom replies "I'm positive". |
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Merusk
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Two men walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "We don't serve food here."
A mountain climber was weeping when he reached the summit and his climbing team asked him was was wrong. "It's all downhill from here."
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Ironwood
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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar and the barman asks 'Why the long face ?'
Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "Pint please and....
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A packet of crisps."
The barman says 'why the long pause ?'
Bear replies "For catching fish"
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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A blind man walked into a bar. You'd think his friends would have warned him.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Muse.
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O.M.G.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Bear walks into the bar, gets refused service. Enraged, bear eats a woman sitting at the bar. Bartender says, 'Sorry, you can't do drugs in the bar. That was the bar bitch you ate.'
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Furiously
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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I’ll have a whiskey and ……… soda."
Bartender says, ‘Why the big pause?"
The Bear replies, "Dunno, I’ve always had them."
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NowhereMan
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What do you get if you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?
Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Descartes walked into a bar and orders a drink. He quicky finishes it and the barman asks, "Do you want another?" Descartes answers, "I think not," and vanishes in a puff of logic.
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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IainC
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Wargaming.net
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Why do elephants' trunks all look the same?
Because they all belong to the same swimming club.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs.
A pirate, a ninja and a nun walk into a bar. The barman says "Is this some kind of joke?"
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same.
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Merusk
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Why do elephants paint their toes red?
To hide in cherry trees.
Why do elephants hide in cherry trees?
So they can jump out and stomp on people.
How did Tarzan die?
He was picking cherries.
Why do ducks have big, flat feet?
To put out forest fires.
Why do elephants have big, flat feet?
To put out flaming ducks.
What do elephants use for tampons?
Sheep.
Why do elephants have long noses?
Sheep don't have strings.
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« Last Edit: August 04, 2015, 07:13:36 AM by Merusk »
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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IainC
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Wargaming.net
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Why do elephants paint their toes red?
To hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Proves it works then. |
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Ironwood
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I'm forced to wonder if any of this is helping Signe at all.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Paelos
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What happened to the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had a litter of mittens.
How do you get your pussy wet?
Put it in the shower.
Why do kittens have such cute voices?
They are very mew-sical.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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