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Chimpy
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Reply #3150 on: July 04, 2008, 09:06:49 AM

Fuck, Cheddar is right.

Don't ever say that.

EVER.

'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
MrHat
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Reply #3151 on: July 04, 2008, 09:12:06 AM

Fuck, Cheddar is right.

Don't ever say that.

EVER.

Haha.  I wrote it because I couldn't believe it.
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Reply #3152 on: July 04, 2008, 09:14:05 AM

Hmm, not sure where to post this so here is good enough I guess...

I have had a PS3 for awhile, just to play blu-ray discs, and now I want to try a game.  What is the best game for the ps3?  

I like WoW's gameplay, so something that is not too complex.  You know, a game that a five year old could pick up quickly.  

Would love beautiful/impressive graphics too.

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Reply #3153 on: July 04, 2008, 09:33:10 AM

The best game for the PS3.

And a game a five year old could pick up quickly.

That's a hell of a question? Is the 5 year old you? In which case, Uncharted. Just play easy mode. Even on Normal, the AI aims really well.

Is the 5 year old a 5 year old? In which case I have no clue.
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Reply #3154 on: July 04, 2008, 01:02:49 PM

Yeah, the five year old is me.

So... http://www.us.playstation.com/uncharted/ 

I dread going to an ebgames to pick this out.  Why are there always so many whiper snappers loitering about in there?  They should make room for people that actually want to buy games.

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Reply #3155 on: July 04, 2008, 01:27:07 PM

Uncharted is a technical feat and a hell of a game to boot. There are others, but the learning curve on MGS may be too much. I enjoy the shit out of Hot Shots Golf. I liked Heavenly Sword a good bit. Time Crisis 4 a 5 year old could play as it's a classic arcade shooter. Devil May Cry 4 is... hard.
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Reply #3156 on: July 04, 2008, 02:37:19 PM

Heavenly Sword is visually stunning and has the best acting of any non-Japanese game, hands down.

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Reply #3157 on: July 04, 2008, 04:30:04 PM

Heavenly Sword is visually stunning and has the best acting of any non-Japanese game, hands down.

I felt it and Uncharted were pretty much on par. Except for the one bright, shining light in Heavenly Sword. What's his fucker. Yea, he was absolutely superb.
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Reply #3158 on: July 04, 2008, 04:30:17 PM

So I spent my 4th of July in a four meeting of college council discussing various issues in my college and also dragged in lots of discussion on regional recruitment difficulties in the Church of England. This apparently is what happens when it's not a national holiday, hope all the yanks here had a fun evening.

Also the Bishop of Oxford is a very nice man.

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Reply #3159 on: July 04, 2008, 06:28:00 PM

Are you a vicar?  If so, sorry for all the anti-God remarks!

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Reply #3160 on: July 04, 2008, 06:43:03 PM

I'm not but I know more than enough of them, I'm in what I believe to be the only theological college that also has normal students. As an upside I'm not longer as weirded out by Anglicans as I once was and I've met loads of men in purple shirts with rings.

Edit: Also there are a very small number of (almost) vicars that are awesome fun on a night out. Seeing someone getting kicked out of a nightclub one night for lifting people above their heads and wearing a dog collar a year later has given me an insight into a small segment of the CoE.
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Reply #3161 on: July 04, 2008, 07:08:46 PM

But seriously, what the fuck is this:

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Reply #3162 on: July 04, 2008, 07:44:48 PM

I think the secret is not to fuck each other once you separate. 

wrong! hate sex = the best sex, the dark side rocks!
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Reply #3163 on: July 04, 2008, 08:08:53 PM

Fuck, Cheddar is right.
Don't ever say that.

EVER.

Haha.  I wrote it because I couldn't believe it.

I am always correct about these things.  And its going to get better (if you let it).  I am glad you are having a great time!

Do not fuck your ex.  Very, very, very bad idea.  Though it would give us much entertainment!

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #3164 on: July 04, 2008, 08:10:33 PM

You don't sound as if you like being married anymore, Cheddar.  You do though, don't you?  You must!   ACK!

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Reply #3165 on: July 04, 2008, 08:14:16 PM

You don't sound as if you like being married anymore, Cheddar.  You do though, don't you?  You must!   ACK!

I love my wife very much; she is extremely lovely and special.  I am honestly one of the lucky ones, and remember; I usually post while drunk.


No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #3166 on: July 04, 2008, 11:26:13 PM

Regardless of the veracity of Cheddar's recent statements, we cannot allow this to set a precedent of letting him know he is right about anything.

'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Reply #3167 on: July 05, 2008, 09:04:12 AM

Almost!

lol

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Reply #3168 on: July 06, 2008, 03:16:55 AM

Currently writing my long awaited essay on the rise of voyeurism amongst hospital staff in critical care departments.

I'm calling it 'Peekaboo, ICU'.


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Reply #3169 on: July 06, 2008, 05:14:26 AM

That was hurty in my head, Ironwood.  You know, some people aren't quite awake yet!

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Reply #3170 on: July 06, 2008, 06:42:20 AM

Currently writing my long awaited essay on the rise of voyeurism amongst hospital staff in critical care departments.

If anyone can get off to the sight of critically sick people hooked up to IVs and monitors, more power to them.

I have a hard time keeping the vomit down when I go in to a hospital.

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Reply #3171 on: July 06, 2008, 07:45:34 AM

Woosh!

I do believe it's a joke he came up with while playing with Elena.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #3172 on: July 06, 2008, 12:29:18 PM


I have a hard time keeping the vomit down when I go in to a hospital.

So don't try to eat it, sicko.
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Reply #3173 on: July 06, 2008, 02:43:18 PM

I don't know how the fuck you eat, but I have my wife pre-chew all my food.

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Reply #3174 on: July 07, 2008, 01:33:44 PM

Hey, schild, you can still move in with me.  Other applicants, please send your resume in a PM.
What's the pay, benefits and responsibilities?  Term of commitment?  Do you mind your wife being hit on?  Does she mind?  What alcohol or snacks are provided?

Is use of the pool included?

No pay other than free room and food and use of all facilities... including pool.  Responsibilities include whatever I don't feel like doing, in your case this could be dishes or laundry.  I wouldn't ask you to mow the lawn, I have a guy to do that already.  You might be forced to play games with me.

You can hit on my wife all you want, she is very straight but she will probably show you her boobs.

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Reply #3175 on: July 07, 2008, 01:45:04 PM

Hmmm.  With room, food, and use of all facilities a job isn't all that necessary.  I can handle dishes and laundry no problem (and it saves your wife having to do them).  No lawn is good seeing as I nearly died when my dad made me do ours when I was young (only slight hyperbole).  Boobs are very good.

It's temping. Grin

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #3176 on: July 07, 2008, 01:51:35 PM

I don't like the woman my cousin is going with but they've been together for nearly a decade, otherwise I would SO play matchmaker.  You are just nutty enough to survive what's left of my family!  (maybe)

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Reply #3177 on: July 07, 2008, 01:57:55 PM

Any insanity on my part is a self-defense mechanism because my mom is crazy.  It's the only way I can stay sane.

I can handle crazy.  In a few years I'll be as crazy as my mom, so I won't care anymore either!

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #3178 on: July 08, 2008, 07:12:01 AM

Heavenly Sword is visually stunning and has the best acting of any non-Japanese game, hands down.

I felt it and Uncharted were pretty much on par. Except for the one bright, shining light in Heavenly Sword. What's his fucker. Yea, he was absolutely superb.

Yeah, that guy who played Bohan (the dude who was Golam and Kong, fwiw) really nailed it.

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Reply #3179 on: July 08, 2008, 11:15:06 AM

Righ bought me a new vacuum.  It's a DC25:



It looks like an alien but I loves it.  I never knew I could feel this way about a vacuum.  I can't stop vacuuming things or thinking about vacuuming things.  I plan to shower it with accessories!

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Reply #3180 on: July 08, 2008, 11:48:15 AM

That's awesome signe.

You're the first woman I've ever heard of that was happy to receive a vacuum as a gift.

This deserves a  DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS
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Reply #3181 on: July 08, 2008, 11:51:23 AM

Eh? Any woman would be happy with a Dyson. If they weren't, it would make them a terrible person.
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Reply #3182 on: July 08, 2008, 11:52:25 AM

Eh? Any woman would be happy with a Dyson. If they weren't, it would make them a terrible person.

Shut up Schild and make me a sandwich.


This message brought to you buy entirely too much caffeine and sugar.


Also, seriously, I want a damn sandwich.
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Reply #3183 on: July 08, 2008, 11:52:56 AM

Don't know how to make your own sandwich, do you?
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Reply #3184 on: July 08, 2008, 12:00:14 PM

Eh? Any woman would be happy with a Dyson. If they weren't, it would make them a terrible person.

Sure, but I think the point was "as a gift".  No one wants a vacuum cleaner for their birthday.
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