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Reply #29225 on: August 15, 2014, 04:23:45 PM

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Reply #29226 on: August 15, 2014, 04:50:32 PM

I gather there's a lot of rabies, but bats are just so damned cute.

We had critter whatever remove a squirrel in the attic.

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Reply #29227 on: August 16, 2014, 06:58:28 AM

Awww.  Poor bat. sad

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #29228 on: August 16, 2014, 09:12:59 PM

That was a fantastic screed, Haemish. I think you write better when you're recovering from terror, so maybe we could arrange a nest of tarantulas through your bedroom for next time?

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

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Reply #29229 on: August 16, 2014, 09:28:01 PM

I can probably find an appropriate Youtube clip to accompany that as well  awesome, for real

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Reply #29230 on: August 16, 2014, 11:40:32 PM

No, I don't think I'd be writing anything after tarantulas in my head. It's hard to write after you've shit out your heart.

Also, fuck spiders.

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Reply #29231 on: August 17, 2014, 02:44:05 AM

I once received an award for writing a story about smoking a cigarette, a short story about a man fearing for his family and his sanity as a bat terrorizes them might propel you into being the next Stephen King.

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Reply #29232 on: August 17, 2014, 08:00:08 AM

TIL Haemmy is the Joker in the middle of his origin story.
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Reply #29233 on: August 18, 2014, 09:03:15 AM

I have commented on this board that the two commercial linuxes are coming along nicely, but today after asking for some details on an old server I'm given the console login and told "go get it".  I crack open my RHEL exam book and get nowhere in trying to list off the physical storage devices.  I quickly determine that I'm looking at RH ES 3, and I think the redhat-version file also contained the phrase "look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair".  Anyway, I'm sitting here wasting time trying to figure out how to do things on RH ES 3 this morning and it makes me appreciate how far linux has come.

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Reply #29234 on: August 18, 2014, 10:23:46 AM

I also think I hit a life event this weekend by getting my son set up with a Youtube account and rigging up a video capture system so he can upload Minecraft videos.  While I was doing this mini-project (it was super easy, Google/Youtube was the hard part) I kept thinking things like "It begins..." and "Real Demon's Souls starts now!".

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Reply #29235 on: August 18, 2014, 10:29:06 AM

I also think I hit a life event this weekend by getting my son set up with a Youtube account and rigging up a video capture system so he can upload Minecraft videos.  While I was doing this mini-project (it was super easy, Google/Youtube was the hard part) I kept thinking things like "It begins..." and "Real Demon's Souls starts now!".

Uh, I swear to shit that sometimes you are like an alternate universe version of me.  I did exactly this same thing this weekend.  I still have to walk him through the process of compressing the video into a more usable size, but yeah.

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Reply #29236 on: August 18, 2014, 10:51:42 AM

I figure Youtube can handle that nonsense.  The next hurdle will be when he wants to edit the video.

We are using this and it works perfectly fine so far.

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Reply #29237 on: August 18, 2014, 10:52:33 AM

No, Amazon. I am not interested in this, but thanks for the email notification.

http://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/1440334412/

Because I buy art books, but man. It's like if I buy belts and they send me a recommendation for BDSM. Which would still be better than that.

God dammit, you fucker.


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Reply #29238 on: August 18, 2014, 10:56:53 AM

I'm really hoping I didn't click that at home. 

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Reply #29239 on: August 18, 2014, 12:40:15 PM

You should be able to delete things off your recently viewed items list.

Over and out.
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Reply #29240 on: August 18, 2014, 12:46:20 PM

We used to carry one of those in my bookstore, heh.
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Reply #29241 on: August 18, 2014, 02:01:42 PM

You should be able to delete things off your recently viewed items list.

I'll try to make time to investigate this.

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Reply #29242 on: August 18, 2014, 04:32:47 PM

There is a 'View or edit your browsing history' link beside the list.
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Reply #29243 on: August 18, 2014, 05:54:25 PM

Got offered an absurd amount of money by the dealership for my car (damn near retail value) while I was in for service, so I decided to downsize my daily driver somewhat and replaced it with a Hyundai Veloster Turbo.  So far, I'm quite enjoying being in a much smaller (though much roomier) car:




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Reply #29244 on: August 18, 2014, 06:35:12 PM

Not the most ridiculous car I've ever seen.

But fucking close.
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Reply #29245 on: August 18, 2014, 06:39:51 PM

What were you driving before it?
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Reply #29246 on: August 18, 2014, 06:43:49 PM

'11 Genesis Coupe 3.8 Track.  I found that I wanted something smaller/cheaper and more 'fun' with more cargo space.  Fun in this case comes from driving a 'slow' car fast instead of a fast car slow.  Also, the Track suspension on the Genesis beats the crap out of you day in and day out.

I admit it looks ridiculous, but that's part of why I dig it.
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Reply #29247 on: August 18, 2014, 07:03:40 PM

Car's aren't cheap. Fuck what people think, drive what you like. :)

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't drive it, simply because I'd just assume it lacked sufficient leg room for my freakishly giant legs (although, strangely, the new modern VW Beetle's have plenty, as long as no one larger than an infant sits behind me). The design of the car is pretty interesting.

How's the cargo space? My kid ended up with an Elantra (I think a 2011?) and I was surprised by how much room was back there, although I suppose owning a Prius has screwed with my sense of how much trunk room a car should have...
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Reply #29248 on: August 18, 2014, 07:11:08 PM

Car's aren't cheap. Fuck what people think, drive what you like. :)

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't drive it, simply because I'd just assume it lacked sufficient leg room for my freakishly giant legs (although, strangely, the new modern VW Beetle's have plenty, as long as no one larger than an infant sits behind me). The design of the car is pretty interesting.

How's the cargo space? My kid ended up with an Elantra (I think a 2011?) and I was surprised by how much room was back there, although I suppose owning a Prius has screwed with my sense of how much trunk room a car should have...

The Veloster feels bigger in pretty much every possible way from the inside than the GC did - I'm 6'2" and there's still a fair bit of rearward travel in the seat track left.  Cargo room is pretty good (and you can fold the seats down for more), though you've got to lift stuff much higher than normal to get it in the trunk.

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Reply #29249 on: August 18, 2014, 07:13:06 PM

Genesis is a pretty sweet car. I looked at it before I got my SI.

100% sure my next car is going to be a hybrid or Tesla.
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Reply #29250 on: August 18, 2014, 07:24:46 PM

Already saving for a Tesla here. I've decided it will be the only new car I ever buy and I'm getting one of the first 3's I can.

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Reply #29251 on: August 18, 2014, 07:45:31 PM

Nice car.  I'm not sure if I could part with my 128i even if they offered retail.

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Reply #29252 on: August 18, 2014, 07:48:41 PM

There is no situation where someone shouldn't part with a use card if they're offered sticker or more for it unless it's something hilariously collectible and you are being low-balled.
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Reply #29253 on: August 18, 2014, 09:20:36 PM

I also think I hit a life event this weekend by getting my son set up with a Youtube account and rigging up a video capture system so he can upload Minecraft videos.  While I was doing this mini-project (it was super easy, Google/Youtube was the hard part) I kept thinking things like "It begins..." and "Real Demon's Souls starts now!".

Uh, I swear to shit that sometimes you are like an alternate universe version of me.  I did exactly this same thing this weekend.  I still have to walk him through the process of compressing the video into a more usable size, but yeah.

We've been going through this now for a month or so.  She about lost her shit when some kids at school started subscribing to her channel.
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Reply #29254 on: August 18, 2014, 10:10:21 PM

There is no situation where someone shouldn't part with a use card if they're offered sticker or more for it unless it's something hilariously collectible and you are being low-balled.

If you're being offered sticker or more it's not a cash offer.  Especially at a dealership.  It's just a matter of working margins to give an appealing appearance to the deal. These are car salesmen, after all.

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Reply #29255 on: August 18, 2014, 10:25:38 PM

There is no situation where someone shouldn't part with a use card if they're offered sticker or more for it unless it's something hilariously collectible and you are being low-balled.
If you're being offered sticker or more it's not a cash offer.  Especially at a dealership.  It's just a matter of working margins to give an appealing appearance to the deal. These are car salesmen, after all.
If you're interested in a newer car on the lot, it's as good as, if not better than cash because taxes.
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Reply #29256 on: August 18, 2014, 10:39:52 PM

I also think I hit a life event this weekend by getting my son set up with a Youtube account and rigging up a video capture system so he can upload Minecraft videos.  While I was doing this mini-project (it was super easy, Google/Youtube was the hard part) I kept thinking things like "It begins..." and "Real Demon's Souls starts now!".

Uh, I swear to shit that sometimes you are like an alternate universe version of me.  I did exactly this same thing this weekend.  I still have to walk him through the process of compressing the video into a more usable size, but yeah.

We've been going through this now for a month or so.  She about lost her shit when some kids at school started subscribing to her channel.

The problem is that he sees that PewDeePie (whatever the fuck his name is) guy and is pretty much convinced that he is going to have a bajillion subscribers and make tons of money just like him.  Because we all want to sit around and watch Youtube videos of a nine year-old opening his Fifa card packs for no reason.  Shit, we'll pay him for the honor apparently.

I try to explain to him that it won't work.  Just like nobody is going to watch his older brother's stupid videos of him playing Black Ops 2 poorly and with no narration or no point whatsoever.  And then he shows me that brother's last video has more than 300 views.  Uphill battle.

That Veloster thingy looks cool.

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Reply #29257 on: August 18, 2014, 10:54:00 PM

I can't see the name of that car and not think velociraptor.

One of my Skate 2 videos had a whole 618 views.
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Reply #29258 on: August 19, 2014, 05:02:09 AM

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I can't see the name of that car and not think velociraptor.

LOL, I had to go back and look. I saw one and just assumed it was a velocoraptor.

It has a weird freakish appeal to it. The weirdness and crassness is part of the whole package.

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Reply #29259 on: August 19, 2014, 06:11:05 AM

So out of apparently 80 candidates and one with extensive industry experience, I got the job I interviewed for. Here's to moe money.
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