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Your buddy lied or had a stupid physician. They're called STD's for a reason.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Abagadro
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Shooting in Seattle today too where I know we have multiple folks.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
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Ingmar
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One of our storage arrays just emailed me this: Purity monitoring started.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Hawkbit
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Shooting in Seattle today too where I know we have multiple folks.
Dammit. I don't know what caused this incident, but in the three years I've been in Seattle it really seems to be getting worse with the mentally unstable and homeless. Our doorman at work has to kick people out of our doorway every morning from sleeping there. It's so frustrating to live in such a great place that has this enormous problem, too. |
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I just spent 30 minutes hunting for a missing folder in a client's Outlook. Turns out he renamed it "L".
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Hawkbit
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L is for Lost!
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Nebu
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I just spent 30 minutes hunting for a missing folder in a client's Outlook. Turns out he renamed it "L".
I don't know why, but that made me laugh harder than it should have. I feel badly that I benefited from your agony. |
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Merusk
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I just spent 30 minutes hunting for a missing folder in a client's Outlook. Turns out he renamed it "L".
Owch. Still, better than searching the entire network storage tree for a folder someone moved because they don't know how to click& drag and had multiple explorer windows open.  Microsoft, when will "read only" permission also apply to folder movement, not just renaming. You bastards. |
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Ooh, I had someone accidentally delete a critical file off their share drive a few weeks ago and get really upset when I couldn't just restore it from their recycle bin. I was able to restore it from a backup, but boy were they angry at me.
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Ironwood
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Merusk
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Shadow copies is your friend.
Yes, yes it is. We turned that on right before I moved in to Tech. SO MUCH SAVED TIME. |
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Rasix
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First world pet peeve: when people fuck up quotes on social media. If someone's said it, it was likely recorded correctly somewhere on the internet. What you posted was literally never said in that movie by that character.  |
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schild
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First world pet peeve: when people fuck up quotes on social media. If someone's said it, it was likely recorded correctly somewhere on the internet. What you posted was literally never said in that movie by that character. Don't believe everything you read on the Internet." - Abraham Lincoln |
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Merusk
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"Shit, I think I missed the ninja."
- John Wilkes Booth.
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Yegolev
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I'm just glad Rasix has something like 65% fewer pet peeves in 2014. Rage on, Mr. Man.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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bhodi
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A smaller, brighter flame.
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Hawkbit
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Yegolev
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Not sure why Georgia has Chik-Fil-A instead of Coca-Cola.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Hawkbit
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As someone who does not live in Georgia, but has driven through it many times, I associate Chick-fil-a with Georgia more than I do Coca-Cola. They're at every flipping stop we make on the way to Florida.
Also: Helpdesk complaining time again. This time, a NASA employee actually titled as part of a mission project.
NASAdoof: I need help with your app.
Me: Happy to help; I just need to know which device and OS you're using.
NASAdoof: You're not helping me. I need help with your app.
Me: Sorry for the confusion. I'd like to help, just give me your device specs.
NASAdoof: Sigh. All I want to know is if your app can load on my phone.
Me: Sure. What phone and OS do you use?
NASAdoof: What don't you understand? I just want to use your app.
I'm not sure how to answer and still have a job tomorrow.
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Merusk
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You don't, you spread that shit all over Reddit because anyone that dense shouldn't be working at Nasa and I'm sure they'll handle it.  |
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Trippy
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As someone who does not live in Georgia, but has driven through it many times, I associate Chick-fil-a with Georgia more than I do Coca-Cola. They're at every flipping stop we make on the way to Florida.
Also: Helpdesk complaining time again. This time, a NASA employee actually titled as part of a mission project.
NASAdoof: I need help with your app.
Me: Happy to help; I just need to know which device and OS you're using.
NASAdoof: You're not helping me. I need help with your app.
Me: Sorry for the confusion. I'd like to help, just give me your device specs.
NASAdoof: Sigh. All I want to know is if your app can load on my phone.
Me: Sure. What phone and OS do you use?
NASAdoof: What don't you understand? I just want to use your app.
I'm not sure how to answer and still have a job tomorrow.
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Hawkbit
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Some of the confusion is on us. We're running two different versions of our primary app, one for iOS 6 and older, the other for iOS 7 and newer. iOS 7 required a new build, so we built a new interface for it, too.
But still, just answer the dang question! I can give an exact answer if you give me the exact information.
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Yegolev
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Answer as you like and if you don't have this job tomorrow, you'll be better off.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Yegolev
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Speaking of Tomorrow Jobs: there's a lot of mist inside a cloud.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ironwood
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Eh?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Merusk
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Lots of room to play if you get things on the cloud? There's very few particles/ positions if you move to the cloud?
I dunno, Yeg's clearly had his head drilled and filled with HP-grade loony.
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Yegolev
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It's hard to see why it's not working.  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Merusk
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Well that's the consultant's problem, right? *blames Ironwood for recent 365 certificate problems on Macbooks*
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Yegolev
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It's my problem at the moment. Group of us are just going to upgrade the major components tomorrow and see if that fixes things. Also convinced the HP SAN team to upgrade their switches.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ironwood
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Well that's the consultant's problem, right? *blames Ironwood for recent 365 certificate problems on Macbooks*
I can fix that for you. It'll be a grand a day. True story. |
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Merusk
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I'm sure, but my budget authority is about $200 and oh covers design tech. I'll let the info systems and network guys know.
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Yegolev
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$200? |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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bhodi
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Two hundrahahahaha that's not a budget, that's not even a catered lunch to get the devs who already work there to sit in a conference room figuring out the problem.
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Merusk
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My point was illustrating my approval authority. I has none. (not toally true, $200 will get the add-ons requested for production software and custom fonts.) The guy above me can do up to a grand and then it goes to the head of accounting for up to 5k. After that it's the CEO up to 10k. Beyond that needs approval of the equity partners. I'm not an IT lead at a technology firm. I'm 2nd in a department of a creative firm. |
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Ironwood
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I'm fairly sure the snark abounds. After all, I'm quite sure you could find a LOCAL IT guy who can sort you out.  |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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