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Signe
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Reply #22365 on: November 08, 2012, 01:00:02 AM

Everything that grows in your nose is funky.

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Reply #22366 on: November 08, 2012, 06:12:42 AM

Some things are funkier than others.   awesome, for real
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Reply #22367 on: November 08, 2012, 06:33:39 AM

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Reply #22368 on: November 08, 2012, 07:20:33 AM

Geez, no wonder your nose is always stuffy!

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Reply #22369 on: November 08, 2012, 07:55:05 AM

If you think it's sinuses you ought to go see an ENT and make sure nothing funky is growing in there.  If you've got a plugged outflow for some reason it could lead to you getting infections. 
I'm considering it. I seem to be very sensitive to changes in weather, although it's hard to tell if that's allergies or what. (Houston has godawful pollen problems).

I do know that when I've visited New Mexico and Colorado -- up in the mountains -- I felt fabulous, just from total lack of congestion and pressure.



I know what you mean - I never had allergies until I moved to Houston.
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Reply #22370 on: November 08, 2012, 08:47:33 AM

That field looks like my car six months out of the year here...

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #22371 on: November 08, 2012, 08:51:43 AM

What is the major allergen over there in H town?
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Reply #22372 on: November 08, 2012, 08:52:59 AM

The air?  why so serious?

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Reply #22373 on: November 08, 2012, 09:12:25 AM

That field looks like my car six months out of the year here...
When I had a blue car it would turn green if you looked at it from the right angle during pollen season.
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Reply #22374 on: November 08, 2012, 09:40:37 AM

What is the major allergen over there in H town?

Pollen, mold, chemicals from refineries, smog, I'm starting to think nano-technology...

Seriously, Houston's just warm and humid. Stuff grows here. LOTS of stuff. Mix that with a large refining center and access to the coast, and it's a mix of practically everything.
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Reply #22375 on: November 08, 2012, 09:43:02 AM

I just noticed some fuckface broke my service award at work.  A nice-ish glass clock.

Fuck.

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Reply #22376 on: November 08, 2012, 10:27:44 AM

That was dickish.
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Reply #22377 on: November 08, 2012, 10:32:31 AM

CLOCK, Morat, not cock!

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Reply #22378 on: November 08, 2012, 10:44:15 AM

CLOCK, Morat, not cock!
Breaking either is a dick move. :)
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Reply #22379 on: November 08, 2012, 10:49:32 AM

yeah clock blocking is not cool!
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Reply #22380 on: November 08, 2012, 11:38:33 AM

I don't have a clock.  Oh wait... I mean cock.  I don't have either.  I could have an immaculate 14" cock made, though, if I wanted.  If it's more than $1 an inch, though, I might as well buy a clock.

It's possible only one person here knows what the fuck I'm talking about.  Maybe two.


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Reply #22381 on: November 08, 2012, 11:47:39 AM

They think it was the cleaning people who accidentally knocked over my Picasso poster (which makes everything on my bookshelf slide).

Oh well, they're getting me a new one, free of charge!  Woo!

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Reply #22382 on: November 08, 2012, 12:30:37 PM

It's possible only one person here knows what the fuck I'm talking about.  Maybe two.

I am pretty sure both persons are you.

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Reply #22383 on: November 08, 2012, 01:01:02 PM

No, no.  If you count me, there's probably three.  One I told, me and the person who offered to mail me his cock.  

Also, if you're a good detective, you can follow the clues and find this person right here, in the middle of this board.  There could be mail order cock in it for you, too!  I mean, if you want some.  Which, like me, you probably don't.  I'm much better off without a cock. 

I don't think I've ever said cock so many times in one day without being angry.
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Reply #22384 on: November 08, 2012, 01:15:46 PM

Signe's just begging to be sigged.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

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Reply #22385 on: November 08, 2012, 01:20:35 PM

Signe, Siggy (nickname), sig, sigged, sign on the dotted line... what I'm begging for is a complete name change!  Nearly every time I have to write the word "sign" I add an "e" to the end.  Do you know how many times you have the occasion to write "sign"?  No, because your name isn't Signe!!!  I'm literally GAGGING for a new name... legal style.  Srsly.  This name has NOT served me well.  And yes, before you accuse, I might have had one too many happy pills tonight.  SO WHAT??


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Reply #22386 on: November 08, 2012, 01:40:42 PM

Signe's just begging to be sigged.
I guess I am way ahead of you.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #22387 on: November 08, 2012, 01:45:22 PM

I don't think I've seen "cock" that many times in so few posts unless Haemish was involved. 
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Reply #22388 on: November 08, 2012, 02:00:20 PM

Yes, but you could be mistaking clock for cock, too.  I know I get them confused all the time.

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Reply #22389 on: November 08, 2012, 02:02:58 PM

I'm not sure if it says more about me, about the town where I work, or about the general quality of music at protests... but it turns out what I assumed all day was a particularly energetic downtown drum circle was actually a piece of heavy construction equipment.

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Reply #22390 on: November 08, 2012, 06:37:43 PM

   I never get good pms. Then again I really don't want to see any of your cocks. 

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Reply #22391 on: November 08, 2012, 06:54:39 PM

good pms

Is that like jumbo shrimp?   Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #22392 on: November 08, 2012, 07:23:00 PM

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Reply #22393 on: November 08, 2012, 09:27:28 PM

You could trade names with my cat. She can be Signe, you can call yourself Dagmar.
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Reply #22394 on: November 09, 2012, 01:29:00 AM

I CAN'T FIND THE WORLD WAR Z THREAD !!!

Here's Glasgow :

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/film/7929038/World-War-Z-trailer-released

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Reply #22395 on: November 09, 2012, 01:56:26 AM

ooooo.   awesome, for real

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Reply #22396 on: November 09, 2012, 08:29:16 AM

So I still don't have electricity at home.  I'd like to have it back please.  My office just got it back yesterday.

I need to play video games.
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Reply #22397 on: November 09, 2012, 08:47:06 PM

My PC is so old but so relevant for gaming at this point, that it's Justified and Ancient.   Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #22398 on: November 09, 2012, 10:50:18 PM

But does it drive an ice cream van?
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Reply #22399 on: November 10, 2012, 12:55:13 AM

We ran out of olive oil and I was too lazy to go to the shops so I made pasta with coconut oil instead.

Never do that. Why am I so lazy!?
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