schild
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Then don't ride fucking DINOSAUR!  I will absolutely never ride the dinosaur. You should walk it instead.
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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That is absolutely bizarre.
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Merusk
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I've seen that one before and always wondered what kind of a person saved it after laughing, knowing they'd have a use for it one day. Now I know.
On another laughter-related note: sometimes Facebook provides unending irony. For example, the person in my feed bitching about the "Dumbass driver in front of me who's texting and driving!" attached to a mobile-upload picture. Erm..
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Ironwood
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Heh. That's almost as good as the Baptists posting about the Evil Jobs from the Iphone.
However, are you SURE they weren't in the passenger seat ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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ghost
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Hey, I text and drive all the time but get pissed when other people do it.
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MuffinMan
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Maybe you were the guy I was yelling at in San Antonio the other day.
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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Yegolev
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Did he have a porn-stache?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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ghost
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My stache isn't nearly good enough to be "porn stache" quality yet.
I'm more at "used car salesman" right now
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Yegolev
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Final thought for the work day: sitting alone in a conference room is almost as good as having your own office.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Nebu
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Final thought for the work day: sitting alone in a conference room is almost as good as having your own office.
School is out of session at my university so it's like I have a whole building to myself. It's amazing how much I can get done in half the time when students aren't in my office every 10 mins.
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ghost
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If you were more surly you might not have that problem, Nebu. 
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Merusk
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However, are you SURE they weren't in the passenger seat ?
99% certain unless her husband is jobless once again. The pic looked to be taken from the driver seat and such hypocrisy fits her entire personality and usual MO. She's one of the crazies who calls the cops on kids smoking but has a drug & delinquency record from high school a mile long.
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HaemishM
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So, it turns out Breast cancer sucks. I hope it's no one close to you that was the reason you discovered this.
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Ironwood
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Co-worker.
Sucks.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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I guess I missed that comment. Sorry Ironwood.  Most cancer sucks, but breast cancer is one of the worst for a lot of reasons.
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IainC
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This morning I arrived at my desk to find this bad boy waiting for me in a registered mail enevelope. This concert sold out 6 minutes after the tickets went online.
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Johny Cee
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Ugh.
Just got 6 inches of snow. Fuck white Thanksgiving.
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RhyssaFireheart
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Congrats on the ticket(s), Iain!
And sorry to hear that, Johny. :( I'm glad we're supposed to have a fairly warm T-day for the season, and even a tad bit warmer for Black Friday.
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ghost
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I think that's awesome, JC. I would love to have some snow on the ground. Not gonna happen, well, ever where I live though.
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Johny Cee
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I think that's awesome, JC. I would love to have some snow on the ground. Not gonna happen, well, ever where I live though.
We get enough snow and ice during the winter, we don't need snow cutting off our autumn which is a glorious season. Besides, we still have to go to work for everything less than about 18". I shouldn't complain too much, as the last couple of years we've had a white Halloween, though it melted soon after. It was enough to finish off the Fall foliage, and it just sucks to get a snap of winter weather before you've taken your winter gear out of storage.
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Paelos
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It's 60 degrees in Atlanta today.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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This morning I arrived at my desk to find this bad boy waiting for me in a registered mail enevelope.
Too bad you got them over a month late!  I need to move up to JC's neck of the woods, dammit. Just a giant rain dump down here in the foothills, it stayed around 35º all night.
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RhyssaFireheart
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This morning I arrived at my desk to find this bad boy waiting for me in a registered mail enevelope.
Too bad you got them over a month late!  Pssht. He's one of those silly Euros who don't know how to write the date properly. 
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ghost
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Yeah, it's going to be 72 in San Antonio.
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RhyssaFireheart
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Hush you.
I really have no motivation to anything today at work. There's some online training I need for our SAP conversion, but meh. This feeling is mostly driven by the fact that all the managers are off today.
/goes back to listening to the iPod.
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HaemishM
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Yeah, I'm leaving work at noon today and cannot give one gram of fuck to do any work today.
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Mrbloodworth
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I must have done something right. Company is keeping me on overhead for at least the next year.
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Der Helm
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Google just stole 30 minutes of my time. 
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Wife's office closes at noon today. We normally commute together, but I drove in myself so I can ship something out this afternoon instead of taking the afternoon off and going home with her. Shipment doesn't need to go out until after the 1st, but I want it off my plate. I am such a good employee 
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Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
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Nebu
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Yeah, I'm leaving work at noon today and cannot give one gram of fuck to do any work today.
This. It's particularly bad as I'm writing letters of recommendation for people. They probably didn't want to go to medical school anyway.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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RhyssaFireheart
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Well, this online training isn't helping me feel like working. In fact, I'm glad it's something I have to click buttons to progress and there's no time limit, because it's taking twice as long as necessary, what with all my internet breaks, pauses to just enjoy a song, random chats, updating my status.
I'd leave early except I'm greedy, being a contractor and all. I may still head out about 3ish. At least someone is ordering in pizza lunch for those of us wanting some. Glad I have some cash on me for once.
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Paelos
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I left at noon to make pies. 
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Evildrider
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I left at noon to make pies.  Mmm pie. I'm gonna to make bread pudding for the first time this Thanksgiving. I don't know if I'll be able to win over my family with it or not.
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Engels
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GF donated to a charity that then handed her over a chocolate bourbon pecan pie. Move the fuck over, pumpkin and apple, there's a new boss in Pie Town.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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