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Reply #1330 on: August 07, 2007, 01:20:16 PM

Today must be They Might be Giants Day.

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Reply #1331 on: August 07, 2007, 01:44:26 PM

Not Constantinople?

You're totally the first person to make that joke. 

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Reply #1332 on: August 07, 2007, 01:51:59 PM

Today must be They Might be Giants Day.

Every day is They Might Be Giants Day.

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Reply #1333 on: August 07, 2007, 02:30:15 PM

Today must be They Might be Giants Day.

Actually, that should be The Four Lads day. I hate it when bands get all the credit for covers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Istanbul_(Not_Constantinople)

And yes, I knew who did it originally without having to look it up.

Oh, and as I mentioned in the Box Ofice thread, Hot Fuzz was very very good.

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Reply #1334 on: August 07, 2007, 02:38:05 PM

What about all the "Birdhouse in Your Soul" action going on elsewhere?

That Wikipedia entry reminds me that I give all credit for "Puttin' on the Ritz" to Taco.  I mean, srsly.

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Reply #1335 on: August 07, 2007, 05:24:43 PM


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Reply #1336 on: August 10, 2007, 07:12:25 AM


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Reply #1337 on: August 11, 2007, 12:47:39 AM

Happy Anniversary to me.

And it's Elena's Birthday tomorrow.  We're throwing a huge party.

I can't believe it's been a fucking year.  Quite literally can't believe it.  Did anyone here nick my time ?

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Reply #1338 on: August 11, 2007, 05:01:12 AM

Your daughter has it.
She's saving it in a special place to be used when she's 7+ and you're trying to get her to school and she turns over and says "just one more minute".
Then you'll miss her early mornings.

I have two, so one is getting me out of bed at 6 and the other is doing the "just let me sleep" at 8. So I'm up early, sleepy and still late for work.
Kids are great.

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Reply #1339 on: August 11, 2007, 07:22:10 AM

Happy Anniversary to me.

And it's Elena's Birthday tomorrow.  We're throwing a huge party.

I can't believe it's been a fucking year.  Quite literally can't believe it.  Did anyone here nick my time ?

Happy Birthday to her, then!

Today is my 9th wedding anniversary.  You want to talk about losing time? The realization that I've been with my wife over 10 years and married for 9 is very surreal.  Then I look at my daughter and realize, "Oh shit, she's going to be driving and messing around with boys in less time than I've been married."

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Reply #1340 on: August 11, 2007, 07:07:23 PM

Happy Anniversary to you both and a big Happy Birthday to Elena!

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #1341 on: August 11, 2007, 07:55:40 PM

I made a cake, but it was very tasty.


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Reply #1342 on: August 12, 2007, 12:11:57 AM

Thanks all.  The Gurl is a happy wee birthday Gurl today.

It's almost time to don the party frock.

Hell, I'll put Elena in something nice too.

I may post drunken pictures later.  Mods at the ready.

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Reply #1343 on: August 12, 2007, 07:50:50 AM

I know she's as Scottish as you, but, Shirley she doesn't drink yet!

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Reply #1344 on: August 12, 2007, 06:42:21 PM

Happy birthday to the baby girl! I will eat curried goat tonight in her honor.


In other (horribly skin-crawling news) I just picked the most terrible thing out of my pond! I had to work my scientist-version of Google-fu to discover that it is called a rat-tailed maggot. It was feeding on the mosquito dunk (Bt skeeter larvae killer) and I pulled it out with a twig and fed it to my pitcher plant. Icky!!
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Reply #1345 on: August 12, 2007, 08:25:54 PM

Meant to say... loved your blog this week past, V-Lily.  Believe it or not, I don't mind gutting a fish as much as I mind shoving my hand inside a chicken.  I don't know why.  I always think something bad is going to happen when I shove my hand up a dark place.  I also hate the smell of fish blood and entrails, but I love the results of cooking fresh fish.  I haven't in ages and I need to soon!  Now I have a craving.

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Reply #1346 on: August 12, 2007, 09:12:56 PM

Even though the tuna was MUCH bigger, it was a lot easier to gut it than the ducks. I think it's a warm-blooded vs. cold-blooded thing.

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Reply #1347 on: August 13, 2007, 07:32:12 PM

Gutting ducks is really that difficult? Isn't it just like a chicken?


Granted I cut up dead ducks every now and then and I've never had to gut them, but it doesn't seem strikingly difficult. Especially not compared to a tuna.

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Reply #1348 on: August 13, 2007, 07:42:23 PM

When they were shot by your cousin, are hence full of buckshot and have only been out of the water for an hour, yeah it's difficult.

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Reply #1349 on: August 14, 2007, 03:17:21 AM

I have decided that I no longer care about my work.  I have entirely lost interest and motivation.

Further, Margaret Robertson, who writes Game things for the BBC, is a complete moron.

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Reply #1350 on: August 14, 2007, 04:23:48 AM

I have decided that I no longer care about my work.  I have entirely lost interest and motivation.


Don't watch Office Space.  Last time I watched Office Space and had that level of care towards my work, I stopped going in.
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Reply #1351 on: August 14, 2007, 06:49:25 AM

I have decided that I no longer care about my work.  I have entirely lost interest and motivation.

Further, Margaret Robertson, who writes Game things for the BBC, is a complete moron.


I switched jobs and now I (sorta) miss my old job.
My old job misses me too, but I don't miss my old wage...

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Reply #1352 on: August 14, 2007, 07:02:16 AM

There's nothing like going on iTunes, finding an album you listened to when you were younger, and picking it up just for the sake of nostalgia and awesomeness.

I got Frank Black's first solo album after he split with the Pixies. It is still as good as I remember it.

But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?

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Reply #1353 on: August 14, 2007, 08:57:21 AM

So... have you ever walked around the house with one sock off and one sock on?  Not because you wanted to but because you were compelled to?  I've been doing that all morning and I'm seriously beginning to annoy myself. 

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Reply #1354 on: August 14, 2007, 09:07:15 AM

The worst part is when you walk onto a slippery surface and lose traction with one foot. You can end up walking in a circle for hours until someone comes to your rescue!

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Reply #1355 on: August 14, 2007, 10:28:32 AM

I always think something bad is going to happen when I shove my hand up a dark place.

How often do you do this?


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Reply #1356 on: August 14, 2007, 10:28:42 AM

So... have you ever walked around the house with one sock off and one sock on?  Not because you wanted to but because you were compelled to?  I've been doing that all morning and I'm seriously beginning to annoy myself. 

STOP DERAILING MY AWESOME COMMENT YOU GODLESS HEATHEN

I think I've done the sock thing before.

But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?

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Reply #1357 on: August 14, 2007, 10:58:10 AM

Sorry.  I didn't realise you could derail in this thread. I just need to mention that WAP and Furiously have twisted minds. 

Now carry on with your elderly man music wibble, gramps. 

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Reply #1358 on: August 14, 2007, 11:32:08 AM

Now carry on with your elderly man music wibble, gramps. 
If only there were a thread devoted to the topic.
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Reply #1359 on: August 14, 2007, 02:04:41 PM

Continuity and context are discouraged in here.

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Reply #1360 on: August 14, 2007, 02:11:53 PM

I always think something bad is going to happen when I shove my hand up a dark place.

How often do you do this?

Or are you a proctologist? Of course I suppose a zombie would do that too when they were reaching in for brains or liver...

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Reply #1361 on: August 14, 2007, 02:12:52 PM

Continuity and context are discouraged in here.

You know what are awesome? Sharpies. Fuck, man.

I could draw all day with Sharpies. I have piles of them at my desk, both at home and at work.

But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?

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Reply #1362 on: August 14, 2007, 02:14:18 PM

I agree completely. I find I am a better artist the bigger the pen.

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Reply #1363 on: August 14, 2007, 02:17:25 PM

Somehow I have nothing but non-black sharpies in my house.  I hope my retractable sharpie is still safe in its nest.

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Reply #1364 on: August 14, 2007, 02:38:52 PM

I agree completely. I find I am a better artist the bigger the pen.

Eh... the really really big Sharpies are kind of unwieldy. I also despise the really really fine tip Sharpies, I like the original big felt tip ones.

Somehow I have nothing but non-black sharpies in my house.  I hope my retractable sharpie is still safe in its nest.

Nothing upsets me more then losing the pointy tip on my Sharpie. Nothing.

But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?

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[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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