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Rasix
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Reply #11550 on: October 20, 2010, 11:33:05 AM

Yes, please rent a Twilight series movie. 

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Lantyssa
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Reply #11551 on: October 20, 2010, 11:36:19 AM

Too easy -- Glen Beck.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
Nebu
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Reply #11552 on: October 20, 2010, 11:37:06 AM

I don't hate Glen Beck.  I just dislike the character he plays on TV.   why so serious?

(I secretly try to convince myself that television nutjobs are just playing character roles to make millions.  Don't burst my bubble!)
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Sky
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Reply #11553 on: October 20, 2010, 11:40:40 AM

YOU KILLED HIM!

Can you watch something with someone no body likes next?
It's kind of scary. We saw Bo Diddley and then he had a stroke. We saw Carlin and then he died.

I almost don't want to go see Louis CK this weekend.

Almost.
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Reply #11554 on: October 20, 2010, 11:41:47 AM

Go see Carrot Top or Gallagher instead.  Please!

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ghost
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Reply #11555 on: October 20, 2010, 11:48:32 AM

I've heard that Bill O'Reily is actually a somewhat reasonable guy, and just hams up the nutjob aspect on TV for the ratings.  One can assume that Beck does the same.  These guys are really no different than television preachers in the '80s-  conning old people into sending them money.
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Reply #11556 on: October 20, 2010, 12:15:09 PM

People with television and/or radio shows are entertainers first.  Quiet discourse on important issues is boring.  Otherwise C-SPAN would be wildly popular.  Tangentially, in my Awesome World there would be a huge audience for the NASA channel as well.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #11557 on: October 20, 2010, 04:04:29 PM

Go see Carrot Top or Gallagher instead.  Please!

It only works if you truly like the thing you're watching.  I have the same affliction with sports teams that Sky has with celebrities. 

Over the years I've rooted for: The Redskins, Lions, Bengals, Browns, Reds, Indians, Buccaneers and Bears.   All very wholeheartedly.  Last year I decided enough, I'm rooting for a team with a history of winning. 

I picked Dallas.  I also was rooting for the Yankees ( ACK!)

Fuckit, I'm going for the Patriots and Steelers now.

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Reply #11558 on: October 20, 2010, 04:07:20 PM

Don't ever go see Eddie Izzard.  He's not funny at all.
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Reply #11559 on: October 20, 2010, 04:48:00 PM

Tonight is my last night of unemployed freedom. 

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Reply #11560 on: October 20, 2010, 04:53:25 PM

Don't ever go see Eddie Izzard.  He's not funny at all.

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Reply #11561 on: October 20, 2010, 04:55:24 PM

He's trying to save him from Sky's unholy death vision.

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Reply #11562 on: October 20, 2010, 06:14:52 PM

Tonight is my last night of unemployed freedom. 

Worker's remorse?!

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Cheddar
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Reply #11563 on: October 20, 2010, 06:27:12 PM

Tonight is my last night of unemployed freedom. 

Get hammered!  Nothing says hello like the smell of alcohol sweat on the first day.

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #11564 on: October 20, 2010, 06:51:15 PM

Don't ever go see Eddie Izzard.  He's not funny at all.

green, or are you broken?

Extremely green.  I saw him up in Dallas-  he's a funny son of a bitch.  It's a very cool show.  It's almost like having a weird conversation with someone for three hours. 
Nebu
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Reply #11565 on: October 20, 2010, 06:55:15 PM

Don't ever go see Eddie Izzard.  He's not funny at all.

Had no idea who he was so watched THIS

Funny guy.

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-  Mark Twain
ghost
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Reply #11566 on: October 20, 2010, 06:58:05 PM

Dressed to Kill is spectacular, and worth watching.  The new DVD, when it comes out, will also be funny.  

As an aside, he was also in Valkyrie, a definitely unfunny movie.
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Reply #11567 on: October 20, 2010, 07:32:15 PM

Don't ever go see Eddie Izzard.  He's not funny at all.

Had no idea who he was so watched THIS

Funny guy.

Funny thing is you've probably seen him act in various movies (or do voice work) and not realized it was him.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0412850/

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Reply #11568 on: October 20, 2010, 09:07:56 PM

Tonight is my last night of unemployed freedom. 

Worker's remorse?!
Nope, actually looking forward to starting and getting out of the house.

After 12 solid months of unemployment and no job offers, I've now ended up getting 3 of them within the past week and a half.  Turned one down, accepted one and the third is still in the works according to the phone message I got tonight.  The husband says I shouldn't say anything about not being available until I have an actual offer from this other place, but I refuse to be that much of a dick.  I need to let them know I've accepted another offer so they can go with their second choice.

And Eddie Izzard is an awesome comedian.  I wish we could get to see one of his shows.

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Reply #11569 on: October 21, 2010, 03:30:40 AM

Lucky you.  I'm bored shitless.

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Reply #11570 on: October 21, 2010, 03:43:41 AM

Don't ever go see Eddie Izzard.  He's not funny at all.

Had no idea who he was so watched THIS

Funny guy.

Funny thing is you've probably seen him act in various movies (or do voice work) and not realized it was him.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0412850/

Eddie Izzard - Marathon Man, about the absolutely insane thing he did.  Mrs wanted to watch it, I loved it. A minor thing for me was the whole time he's running round England, Scotland & Wales, he's holding the national flag of each country.  I'm thinking he's so fucked when he gets to N Ireland, no matter which flag he holds he's going to piss off half the country, then he gets there and invents his own flag.
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Reply #11571 on: October 21, 2010, 04:27:07 AM

Don't ever go see Eddie Izzard.  He's not funny at all.

Had no idea who he was so watched THIS

Funny guy.

Watch this:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

It's a bit of fan service someone did for one of his (Eddie's) bits.

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Reply #11572 on: October 21, 2010, 07:10:56 AM

Lucky you.  I'm bored shitless.


It must be getting cold there. You could always burn some more wood.

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Sky
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Reply #11573 on: October 21, 2010, 07:32:47 AM

Looks like a good night for it here. I'm upset with myself that I didn't finish splitting the face cord of oak I got from my mother's house last week. Going to be a bitch to split if I don't get to it, might have to try and do it saturday before the show, looks like solid rain every other day on NWS.
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Reply #11574 on: October 21, 2010, 08:04:21 AM

I've spent the last week removing the last of the trees and bushes from the next door playground;  I have tons of stuff to burn.  Alas, whenever I go to do it, Scotland makes itself known once again by pissing down.

Sure, it'll be nice and sunny for me to work during the day, but relax and enjoy a fire ?  No chance.

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Reply #11575 on: October 21, 2010, 08:05:44 AM

Don't ever go see Eddie Izzard.  He's not funny at all.

Had no idea who he was so watched THIS

Funny guy.

Watch this:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

It's a bit of fan service someone did for one of his (Eddie's) bits.

Never heard of the guy, but that's some funny shit.

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Reply #11576 on: October 21, 2010, 08:57:40 AM

I don't hate Glen Beck.  I just dislike the character he plays on TV.   why so serious?

(I secretly try to convince myself that television nutjobs are just playing character roles to make millions.  Don't burst my bubble!)

No, at this point he not only really believes most of the shit he's spewing, he's canny enough to realize how much money that can make him as well.

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Reply #11577 on: October 21, 2010, 09:07:32 AM

Scotland makes itself known once again by pissing down.

I've heard there's an invention that actually allows you to combust materials indoors!

Actually, the word fireplace makes me chuckle, it's so primitive. I'm calling the kitchen sink the waterplace now.
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Reply #11578 on: October 21, 2010, 11:24:15 AM

Eddie Izzard is terrific.   I still find hard to believe he ran 43 marathons in 51 days, but he did.  And he is indeed funny.
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Reply #11579 on: October 21, 2010, 11:44:31 AM

He can't sing for shit, though.  I haven't quite forgiven him yet for murdering one of my favorite Beatles songs in Across the Universe, which was otherwise full of really good covers.
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Reply #11580 on: October 21, 2010, 03:12:06 PM

Or you could learn to love your ps3 more. I rarely fire up my x360 in fear of death. Should just sell the damn thing.

I had two PS3 die this summer, currently without one.


I need to stay out of this thread.  Yegolev is a jinx or something.  My PS3 just died with a nice flashing red/yellow light.

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Reply #11581 on: October 21, 2010, 08:38:23 PM

Lotus Notes.  Yay.  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #11582 on: October 22, 2010, 08:22:46 AM


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Reply #11583 on: October 22, 2010, 01:49:54 PM

The last picture on the masthead got me good.  I ruse.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #11584 on: October 22, 2010, 02:10:02 PM

Eddie Izzard is probably my favorite comedian, Circles and Dressed to Kill are what i consider to be his best of the best, Glorious is great as well.

Gonna have to watch that bit about the marathons was unaware of this.

"There is dignity and deep satisfaction in facing life and death without the comfort of heaven or the fear of hell and in sailing toward the great abyss with a smile."
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