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Reply #70 on: July 28, 2006, 09:11:49 AM

Magnus Pieroni and you can guarantee that at some point he will be competing for the World's Strongest Man.

I had the same name and thought proces as I was scrolling through this list.

Roger,
Landon,
Tyson
Brandon or Brendan, which has Celtic roots.
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Reply #71 on: July 28, 2006, 09:21:01 AM

Go with Maximillian, but change his last name to Power.

"There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way."
"Isn't that the wrong way?"
"Yeah, but faster."

So some more names, okay:

Adrian

Arkady (this one is especially good if you want him to be a mad scientist or serial killer)

Cletus (Do it. Do it now. Name him Cletus.)

Dorian (I actually hate this name because I knew a punk kid named Dorian, but some people haven't had that exerience so they may feel different)

I like the Xavier suggestion.  It's both the world's most powerful telepath and the coolest character on Guitar Hero.  How can you go wrong?

Scotty McScottScottScotterNotItalianson.   I don't know.  Christ, don't they have websites for this?

People in my family are named:
Gregg
Andrew
Wayne
William
Brian
Gary
Bernard
Christopher
Travis
Steve

That's all the guys in my family.  I have the most exotic name out of all of them (Gregg with two Gs at the end, thanks Mom & Dad- strap yourself in and feel the Gs!!) and it's really not that great a name.

I do like Wayne as a name, but I can't imagine addressing anyone under the age of 30 as Wayne.  Probably because it's both my Dad's and Grandpa's name.
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Reply #72 on: July 28, 2006, 09:32:29 AM

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I do like Wayne as a name, but I can't imagine addressing anyone under the age of 30 as Wayne.  Probably because it's both my Dad's and Grandpa's name.



He'd stamp you in the junk for that.  He's a bit touchy though.
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Reply #73 on: July 28, 2006, 09:37:18 AM

I have no idea who that is.

I cultivate my ignorance of all sport related things like a zen garden.  It blooms, despite your efforts.

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Reply #74 on: July 28, 2006, 10:06:20 AM

I have no idea who that is.

Maybe you'd recognise him this way? 



Still, when I think of Waynes, I think of this one:



Not a name I would pick.  But, then, I'm the one who likes Sloopy.   smiley


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Reply #75 on: July 28, 2006, 10:19:21 AM


Not a name I would pick.  But, then, I'm the one who likes Sloopy.   smiley


So you want Ironwood to raise an Ohio State fan?
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Reply #76 on: July 28, 2006, 12:37:00 PM

I don't know.  What does an Ohio State fan do?

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Reply #77 on: July 28, 2006, 12:52:55 PM

Roots for criminals and annoys Michigan fans, for the most part.

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Reply #78 on: July 28, 2006, 12:54:00 PM

My boy is Alec Gordon.  For nephews I have Ian, Aidan and Nicholas.

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Reply #79 on: July 28, 2006, 01:00:59 PM

I married a Gordon.  They're lovely.

My newphews are Michael, Jesse and Shug (Hugh). 

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Reply #80 on: July 28, 2006, 01:08:45 PM

Gordon is my father in law which is how that name got in there.  My dad's name was Harold so if we have another one I will insist on it being worked in there, probably as the middle name Hal (because I like the Shakespearean quality of it). We have a ton of Franks all over my family (it's my middle name for that reason, but I don't like it that much so I doubt we'd use it anywhere). 

We were going to go with Ian Hal for the next boy but my sister named her recently born son Ian so we don't know if we would go that route.

We probably aren't having another one anyways.

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Reply #81 on: July 28, 2006, 01:44:59 PM

Alexander, or his historic opponent Darius. Both awesome names.

Celtic name: Niall. Italian name: Raul.

Mad foreign name: Gustav. Everybody will call him Gus in Glasgow, but you can go to cheese and wine parties and claim he was named after Mahler, Klimt, Holst, Hertz or Eiffel.

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Reply #82 on: July 28, 2006, 01:51:16 PM

Name him Crom.  No one will ask him for help later on.

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Reply #83 on: July 28, 2006, 04:15:48 PM

There is still an active lunatic fringe cult in parts of Ireland which worships Crom Cruaich, and among Scottish and Irish Catholics he's not unknown because he figures in St. Patrick's story. Not ideal if you want an easy time in Glasgow's schools, replete as they are with sectarian bullshit.

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Reply #84 on: July 28, 2006, 04:45:04 PM

Xerxes.

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Reply #85 on: July 28, 2006, 07:17:22 PM

Maybe you'd recognise him this way? 



Nope.

Seriously.  I completely tune out when I see a Nike symbol.  I know as much about this as your average Amish guy knows about Britney Spears.  You can keep showing me pictures of K.Fed, but it isn't gonna click.

Back to names:

How about August?  I met a guy named that, but he goes by Gus.  I kept thinking it was a waste of a pretty good name.

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Reply #86 on: July 29, 2006, 08:08:38 AM

(because I like the Shakespearean quality of it)

Guildenstern Rosencrantz Pieroni

When he is CEO of a major multinational people will just call him G.R. anyway.

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Reply #87 on: July 29, 2006, 10:34:01 AM

Charles Emerson Pieroni

Sounds great when I say it with my Groundskeeper Willie voice. Plus, it's what we're naming our first son, aside from the Pieroni part.

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Reply #88 on: July 29, 2006, 11:22:01 AM

Um.


Isn't that the guy from MASH ?

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Reply #89 on: July 29, 2006, 12:53:47 PM

I'm still cheering for Sloopy.

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Reply #90 on: July 29, 2006, 01:33:32 PM

Um.


Isn't that the guy from MASH ?

Yup, Charles Emmerson Winchester III.
Cool enough name, but not the first character in that show I'd name a child after. Beats Frank Burns I guess.

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Reply #91 on: July 29, 2006, 09:02:41 PM

Desmond.

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Reply #92 on: July 29, 2006, 09:57:10 PM

Lost?

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Reply #93 on: July 30, 2006, 08:51:52 AM

Lost?

Indeed, but it strikes me as a cool name.

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Reply #94 on: July 30, 2006, 06:04:00 PM

There aren't a lot of male names in my family, and they're either boring or strange:
Mark
Jonathan
Prentice
Oswald
Jeffrey
Philip

Since my middle name is Siobhan and I'm short on decent male names, how about Sean (as suggested before), Shawn or whatever the Scottish derivative is?

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #95 on: July 30, 2006, 07:04:27 PM

I'm stuck with Clearblue Seneca
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Reply #96 on: July 30, 2006, 07:46:29 PM

My vote goes for Bruce.

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Reply #97 on: July 30, 2006, 07:50:05 PM

My vote goes for Bruce.

You mean, mean man.

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Reply #98 on: July 30, 2006, 07:53:10 PM

I don't think I've said "Schild" on page 3 yet.
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Reply #99 on: July 30, 2006, 07:54:33 PM

My pet monkey in EQ2 is named Schild.  The other one is named Ookii.  (which rhymes with kookii)

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Reply #100 on: July 31, 2006, 06:58:44 AM

I'm still cheering for Sloopy.
Hang on, sloopy. Sloopy, hang on.
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Reply #101 on: July 31, 2006, 08:04:16 AM

Late to the thread:

Stone
Cole
Wendell
Archibald (have a bunch of these on the Scottish side of the family tree)
James (alternated with Archibald for about 6 generations)
Dimmock

Actually, Dimmock Pieroni sounds quite cool although I am having a hard time putting a Scottish accent on it.

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Reply #102 on: July 31, 2006, 08:05:13 AM

You, above all others, are on drugs.

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Reply #103 on: July 31, 2006, 08:14:16 AM

Successful names for boys for the 21st century:

Angus
Aristotle
Adolph
Axl
Blaise
Carl-Gustav
Eminem
Friederich
Nigel Zinc-Trumpet Harris Pieroni  III
Larouche
Saddam!




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Reply #104 on: July 31, 2006, 08:20:11 AM

I'm still cheering for Sloopy.

Why the obsession with getting people to think Ironwood's child is from Ohio?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hang_On_Sloopy
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