Artifact Entertainment Explodes, David Allen gets hard-on

[Mi_Tes]

More from David Bowman on the Vault.

The following are my opinions today:
Horizons is a fun game.
Istaria is an interesting, beautiful world.
Many Horizons players are forming a great community.
Horizons will continue to be supported, improved and grown.
I sign my name when I write things so people know it is coming from me, and that I believe what I say.

David Bowman

I WANT those drugs!

[NiX]

I sign my name when I write things because I think my name looks purty.

[schild]

The following are my opinions today:
Horizons will be dead in a month.
Istaria is pulled straight from Dragon Magazine, issues 3-17.
Many Horizons players are leaving in protest of horrible CS.
Horizons will continue to be broken by cheap outsourced coding.
I sign my name when I write things so the walking wallets know the bullshit is coming straight from the source.

David Bowman

P.S. My children have hooves. Not because I'm the devil, but because I fucked a goat.

Fixed that for you.

[SirBruce]

I sign my name when I write things because I think my name looks purty.

Denny Crane

[Mesozoic]

Yes, I look like I'm 14-15 and I'm turning 20....I have been DOUBLE ID'd buying alcohol.

So you have two fake IDs.  

Kids these days.

[HaemishM]

Horizons is a fun game.
Istaria is an interesting, beautiful world.
Many Horizons players are forming a great community.
Horizons will continue to be supported, improved and grown.

In order to admit you have a problem, you must first stop lying to yourself.

[Numtini]

Actually Bowman's post sums up the real problem with Horizons. He really does think that he's making fun games. It must take one heck of an ego to watch two flop and still think that. But he manages.