Paelos
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This is a keeper, from the Don't do it Cartoon Network thread:  I finally have the reliable, illicit monkey serum source I have been looking for. OK that literally made my monkey day. |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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WindupAtheist
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Badicalthon
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/e runs off to spam "monkey serum" in every thread on F13
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"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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Signe
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My dear old auntie used to go to Switzerland every year for a series of virgin monkey piss injections. It kept her young right up until the day she died of old age.
Edit: Really.
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Der Helm
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Edit: Really.
There is no "edit" in your "edit". edit: Really! |
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« Last Edit: May 05, 2006, 02:35:36 AM by Der Helm »
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Signe
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I really did edit it. I had even turned the page. I just wanted to emphasise it.
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Der Helm
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I really did edit it. I had even turned the page. I just wanted to emphasise it.
I am bored. Can you forgive me ? |
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Signe
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Yes. It is in my nature to forgive German people. If you were swedish, you wouldn't stand a chance, however. DAMN THOSE SWEDES AND THEIR INFERNAL MEATBALLS!
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Der Helm
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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schild
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Filtered out the bulk of the gold farming ads.
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Signe
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Rang, Rang!
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schild
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it took over 50 refreshes to dig up an IGE.com ad though.
Brock Pierce must've had his ATM card stolen or something.
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Signe
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You better be careful or he'll kick your ass with is hockey stick!
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schild
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Nah, he's too busy raping children.
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Trippy
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Google has uncovered our deepest darkest secrets and is now showing an ad for Furcadia on the forum index page.
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schild
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Yea, I just pointed that out to some people. Heh. Depressing.
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Signe
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Yeah, I saw that, too, but didn't say anything as I didn't want to conjure up memories of you know who. Again.
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Johny Cee
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Jesus...
Just saw a google ad for a client. I don't need work reminders when I'm browsing f13 to escape work.
Dammit.
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Murgos
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Jesus...
Just saw a google ad for a client. I don't need work reminders when I'm browsing f13 to escape work.
Dammit.
The "Click here to learn how to earn $25,000 a month one?" Edit: Adam Ant sponsors a UO shard? |
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« Last Edit: May 08, 2006, 02:01:05 PM by Murgos »
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Signe
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Shit. Now I have that bloody Goody Two Shoes song stuck in my head. It'll be there for days. Well, unless I catch a glimpse of our handyman, Fernando. Oh shit.  |
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WayAbvPar
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Better Adam Ant than ABBA.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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schild
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I thought I'd gotten rid of all the Goldvertisements. You squash 40, 50 new ones pop up. I'll nuke them after E3.
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Reg
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From what I've heard on other sites your filter space just isn't large enough to get rid of all the gold selling sites.
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Murgos
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It's probably the same two or three base sites and a crap load of fronts. If I was doing something like that it's what I would do, you can link them all to each other to get high google rank, they don't cost nothing other than time, if someone has a bad experience with one you can probably sucker him into using a different front, and you get around people adblocking you.
The shadier type of pr0n sites use this for the same reasons.
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Signe
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I don't think you can get away from those gold selling adverts. I just went into the WoW forum and all but one was for either gold or PL'ing.  |
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Trippy
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It's like the Whack-a-Mole game -- you smack one down and another pops up in its place.
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Lantyssa
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More like whack-a-mole with the hydra...
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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HaemishM
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The Useless News page just gave me an ad for "Eight Days of Gay Sports."
I'm frightened.
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WayAbvPar
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The Useless News page just gave me an ad for "Eight Days of Gay Sports."
I'm frightened.
I am guessing Leapfrog is prominently featured. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Lantyssa
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The Gay Games happening this summer in Chicago and Montreal are being pushed really hard this year. I've seen blurbs about them everywhere. That's probably why it is showing up in the ads.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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HaemishM
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The Gay Games happening this summer in Chicago and Montreal are being pushed really hard this year.
Unintentional Comedy, 4TW. |
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Lantyssa
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I'm really good, er bad... whatever, at that. At least I keep people amused.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Llava
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I appreciate it.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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schild
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 Current ads nearly aren't worth it. Thinking of experimenting with CPM stuff instead of CPC. Will never be any popups or popunders or ads with sound. Possibly graphics - but even Google throws graphics in every now and then. I know I see those about once per day unavoidably. Anyway, CPM would pay multitudes more than CPC. If my guesstimations are correct with CPM based ads, it's very likely that I could start buying games each week/month/whatever for writers to actually just Play & Review. This is the ideal scenario simply because things aren't getting cheaper and I'd far prefer to have ads delivered than have to pimp myself to this godawful industry. No one seemed to be bothered by the Pocket Kingdom ads back in the day. From the crazy amount of research I've done, this would not be as garish as those (and by garish I mean brightly colored - not much could get more brightly colored than the PK ads). Some of the ad networks i'm looking at deliver stuff like Eve ads next to other new game releases as well as tech related (computers, operating systems, etc). So it'd be a little more targeted as well. Anyway, discuss. |
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WindiaN
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I can deal with pretty much any type of advertising necessary to keep this site up. Compared to the multitude of filth on the internet it is a small price to pay.
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WindupAtheist
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Yeah, go for it. Wouldn't bother me any.
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"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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