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schild
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on: February 23, 2006, 09:30:32 PM

Now that's an addiction.

You ever suck some dick for coke?

Edit: Btw, completely worksafe.
Miasma
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Reply #1 on: February 24, 2006, 07:00:58 AM

That was a grief link worse than goatse, it destroyed the slightly good mood I was in.  The rest of the day shall be spent trying to forget how much I hate humanity, especially local news "reporters".
NiX
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Reply #2 on: February 24, 2006, 08:56:11 AM

Why... god.. why
HaemishM
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Reply #3 on: February 24, 2006, 10:14:36 AM

Jesus Fucking Christ, that was a perfectly encapsulated example of why I fucking hate the TV news media with a passion that can only be quenched by stabbing them repeatedly over and over in the face with my turgid cock.

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Reply #4 on: February 25, 2006, 06:44:50 AM

I thought this guy was sort of novel:

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The part I like best is the "symptoms":
"They get that intense look. A face of serious concentration. Eyes darting back and forth."
I have seen those same "symptoms" when I play a card game with my friends or when I play Risk or another board game with my family. Or hell, whenever I'm taking a Math test. Does that mean that my Calculus Final is a drug addiction? God, I hope not.

The concept of a Calculus addiction seems funny to me, given that Calculus was where math went north and I went south.  My dad, on the other hand, loves math, and does complex math problems for amusement in his retirement.

If addiction is measured by adrenaline, then I suppose I am addicted to off-peak rush hour traffic, all lanes full, but speed still 50+.  That certainly gives me plenty of adrenaline.

"It was a difficult party" - an unexpected word combination from ex-Merry Prankster and author Robert Stone.
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Reply #5 on: February 25, 2006, 09:09:01 AM

I get an adrenaline rush when I watch monumentally stupid local news reports that make me angry, we should ban that drug and the news anchors should be jailed for dealing.
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Reply #6 on: March 04, 2006, 05:58:55 PM

damn, the user removed it..


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