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Kenrick
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on: October 07, 2005, 12:38:59 PM

This might have been kinda hot.  As it is, I can't get over the utter cheesyness of these women's fashion senses.

(NSFW)http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.html(NSFW)
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Reply #1 on: October 08, 2005, 04:41:42 PM

Fuzzy FTW.

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Reply #2 on: October 08, 2005, 06:19:39 PM

Fuzzy FTW.

As long as it's well groomed I'll take pubic hair any day.  I've never liked the shave cooch horseshit that's been floating around for the past decade.  It makes me feel like I'm going after some prepubescent 12 year old.  It's goddamned creepy.  Especially considering that if you shave it on a constant basis you will get razor burn down there which is about as attractive as Bea Arthur taking a dump.

Even worse is the landing strip.  It serves no purpose and is the female equivalent of the pencil thin mustache on a guy.

Ladies, just keep it clean and trimmed.  All this extra gardening is a waste of goddamned time.
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Reply #3 on: October 08, 2005, 07:35:23 PM

It's porn.. it's very hard to blame porn for anything, but that one and certain practices single female aquantinces have commented on can both be traced to porn.

So sad.

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Reply #4 on: October 08, 2005, 08:49:10 PM

It's porn.. it's very hard to blame porn for anything, but that one and certain practices single female aquantinces have commented on can both be traced to porn.

So sad.

It is an artist comparison chart, not porn. If you consider this porn then I feel bad for your children.

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #5 on: October 08, 2005, 08:50:26 PM

I don't think he was calling that link "porn". He was talking about porn in general and it's affects how people...

Err...Fuck it. Ya lost me.
« Last Edit: October 08, 2005, 10:40:28 PM by Stray »
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Reply #6 on: October 08, 2005, 09:22:32 PM

I was talking at Gulp's complaint of the current trend towards shaved vs trimmed... it was clear to me, at least.

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Reply #7 on: October 09, 2005, 01:18:06 AM

And me, and me.  And kids in the country.

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Reply #8 on: October 09, 2005, 06:06:45 AM

Anyways, on to what's important:

She's pretty hot.


It's OK. You can mouse over it  rolleyes.

Too bad she's the only one. Crappy art project imo!
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Reply #9 on: October 09, 2005, 06:09:18 AM

Um.  Hot, or hot when her clothes are off ?  'Cause I think if the former, this is one of those examples of tastes being different.


Wildly different.

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Reply #10 on: October 09, 2005, 06:16:12 AM

Hot...as in...Proportional maybe?

She's got those pretty dark/French features though. I like her. /shrug

[edit] Oh yeah, this has nothing to do with "taste" so much as it has to do "taste relative to the other females on that page".
« Last Edit: October 09, 2005, 06:25:59 AM by Stray »
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Reply #11 on: October 09, 2005, 06:35:00 AM

Ok.  I still prefer the sorta latina with the white on.

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Reply #12 on: October 09, 2005, 08:06:16 AM

It's porn.. it's very hard to blame porn for anything, but that one and certain practices single female aquantinces have commented on can both be traced to porn.

So sad.

I have to take issue with this :  It's also Fashion.  'Striping it' is simply a consequence of having thongs and bikinis made of string.  You look REALLY unnatractive with a pant mustache.

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Reply #13 on: October 09, 2005, 08:17:58 AM

It has nothing to do pornography.  Maybe thats where some peoples issues lie, but the shaving of the entire region is very dominant in Eastern Europe and the Middle East.  It is part of feeling pure or some such thing (Men act macho, women should be virgins).  Personally I like a woman to change it as the sensation is different depend on the amount of hair (I should not need a machete).  Now I have shared to much, and I hope this thread dies.


Whats with the Puritans lately?

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #14 on: October 09, 2005, 08:23:26 AM

If you haven't gone after a woman with a machete, you should try it sometime.  It's invigorating.


Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, bitch.

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Reply #15 on: October 09, 2005, 08:30:53 AM

The point I think he was making Cheddar is that some people do some things from the influence of porn. Whether this is one of them, I really don't care, but it should be mentioned that he NEVER SAID PORN WAS BAD (or good for that matter). He was merely hinting at pop culture influence. Not bad influence. Not good influence. Just....Influence.

Your reading of there being Puritans here isn't really grounded in anything, and I can't figure out why it is that you're picking a fight.

[edit] And if there are Puritans here, so what? That's their perogative...They haven't said anything though, so it's not even worth mentioning.
« Last Edit: October 09, 2005, 08:33:21 AM by Stray »
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Reply #16 on: October 09, 2005, 12:47:14 PM

I like it when my girlfriend enjoys our sex.

One of the best things I can do to ensure that is book a flight South.

It's much more pleasant in the South when I don't have to navigate through a rain forest.

Therefore, I prefer shaven.

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Reply #17 on: October 09, 2005, 02:19:44 PM

Naked people ≠ porn.
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Reply #18 on: October 09, 2005, 03:04:18 PM

It's porn.. it's very hard to blame porn for anything, but that one and certain practices single female aquantinces have commented on can both be traced to porn.

So sad.

I have to take issue with this :  It's also Fashion.  'Striping it' is simply a consequence of having thongs and bikinis made of string.  You look REALLY unnatractive with a pant mustache.


Well, yeah, but I noticed the trend to be shaved started in porn back around '96 thongs and super-string bikinis around '00.  Just my observation though, and it's only a theory.  It was postulated during a conversation with a close single female friend who wanted to know why all of her dates who she'd bedded in the recent past had wanted to 1) blow load on her face and 2) asked if they could shave her.  I blamed porn and so they theory's stuck with me.

Er and Yesh.. pr0n is evil. You should all send it to me for proper disposal.. that's why I have the elf porn chick for the avatar...  :-D


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Reply #19 on: October 09, 2005, 03:29:19 PM

blah blah edgy blah blah skin blah blah sophomore year of college blah blah
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Reply #20 on: October 09, 2005, 03:43:06 PM

blah blah edgy blah blah skin blah blah sophomore year of college blah blah


blah blah agreed blah blah
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Reply #21 on: October 09, 2005, 07:44:51 PM

If your friend is bedding guys who are asking to shave her and blow a load on her face your friend might consider that she should look for dates in some other location. Sounds like the guys she is find are pretty tasteless.

vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Reply #22 on: October 09, 2005, 07:50:09 PM

Ya, that's like a second date thing.

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Reply #23 on: October 09, 2005, 07:54:41 PM

I just took it as a self-shaming personal hatred taste for men who'd treat her like shit.  Seems to be a theme for a large segment of women I've known.

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Reply #24 on: October 09, 2005, 09:55:04 PM

How do you go about asking that anyway? "Mind if I pull out and cum on your face? No?...Boom headshot!"

vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Reply #25 on: October 09, 2005, 10:27:38 PM

Two to the chest, one to the head. ><

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Reply #26 on: October 10, 2005, 01:42:40 AM

Or you could have the 'Brazilian Engineer' - which is 7 loads on the face and one in the shoulder.


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Reply #27 on: October 10, 2005, 06:25:16 AM

Which shoulder?

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Reply #28 on: October 10, 2005, 06:26:40 AM

Well you can blame the Brazilians for the shaved look.  They wear those dang skimpy bathing suits and have gotten it to an art, and it took off about 1987'ish over here.

http://www.femail.com.au/brazilianwax.htm

http://ezinearticles.com/?Brazilian-Wax-for-a-Brazilian-Bikini-Line&id=71042

So pretty much from the invention of the Bikini to the addition of the Brazilian Dental Floss Bikinin, women have been looking for ways to keep it trimmed up.

Gotta luv all the red heads in there  :-D
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Reply #29 on: October 10, 2005, 06:39:16 AM

What exactly is chaos? The name "chaos theory" comes from the fact that the systems that the theory describes are apparently disordered, but chaos theory is really about finding the underlying order in apparently random data.
When was chaos first discovered? The first true experimenter in chaos was a meteorologist, named Edward Lorenz. In 1960, he was working on the problem of weather prediction. He had a computer set up, with a set of twelve equations to model the weather. It didn't predict the weather itself. However this computer program did theoretically predict what the weather might be.

One day in 1961, he wanted to see a particular sequence again. To save time, he started in the middle of the sequence, instead of the beginning. He entered the number off his printout and left to let it run.

When he came back an hour later, the sequence had evolved differently. Instead of the same pattern as before, it diverged from the pattern, ending up wildly different from the original. Eventually he figured out what happened. The computer stored the numbers to six decimal places in its memory. To save paper, he only had it print out three decimal places. In the original sequence, the number was .506127, and he had only typed the first three digits, .506.



Edit.  Altered the original post so as not to scar the children.

How do you go about asking that anyway? "Mind if I pull out and cum on your face? No?...Boom headshot!"

Really not that hard to ask.  If you have any experience at all it can be easy to find out if a woman would be ok with this, or even anal for that matter.  Personally I like it when a woman wraps her mouth around my cock as I cum after "making love." 

But thats just me, and I am wild.  You may prefer the mild. [/size]
« Last Edit: October 10, 2005, 06:47:23 AM by Cheddar »

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #30 on: October 10, 2005, 06:41:33 AM

I prefer Mild Cheddar, yes.

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Reply #31 on: October 10, 2005, 06:44:38 AM


No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #32 on: October 10, 2005, 09:16:35 AM

How do you go about asking that anyway? "Mind if I pull out and cum on your face? No?...Boom headshot!"

Hehe, awesome. Best laugh of the day.

Fucking TK.

Wiiiiii!
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Reply #33 on: October 18, 2005, 11:25:18 AM

How do you go about asking that anyway? "Mind if I pull out and cum on your face? No?...Boom headshot!"

Quite funny.

However, if you can't talk about that kind of thing with your significant other, your sex life is going to suffer, IMO. Sex is one of those things that needs to be talked about frankly and fully, because otherwise you have one partner enjoying themselves while the other feels humiliated by all the camel spunk on her mug.

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Reply #34 on: October 18, 2005, 11:26:59 AM

How do you go about asking that anyway? "Mind if I pull out and cum on your face? No?...Boom headshot!"
Sex is one of those things that needs to be talked about frankly and fully, because otherwise you have one partner enjoying themselves while the other feels humiliated by all the camel spunk on her mug.

I fail to see the problem.
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