Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 
|
 |
|
 Author
|
Topic: Say hello... (Read 25069 times)
|
HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
|
Congratulations and good luck! Getting married was one of the best things I ever did in my life.
|
|
|
|
voodoolily
Contributor
Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
|
Thanks everyone! I'm back. Long week, longer weekend.
Yes, he proposed at Cafe Campagna in Seattle on our one-year dating anniversary. Very romantic. Since we'd talked about getting hitched for some time, it wasn't a huge surprise (plus he was being really funny and fidgety). He sorta waited for our side of the restaurant to clear out a little, and then when I got back from the restroom he got on one knee. Very genteel and sweet.
Here's the thing: I'm not having any maid of honor or bridesmaids, but I'm having a best man (so is Sauced). However, my best man will obviously not be planning any showers or parties for me, and will clearly not be taking me to get facials (oh, god- you know what I meant) or helping me try on dresses. So my most recently-married girlfriend is my "wedding coach". I'm thinking chantrelle picking for the bachelorette party. I'm thinking a Viking/Huntress/Voodoo/Wood Nymph kinda thing. Maybe I'll carry a sword instead of a bouquet. Or carnivorous plants instead of flowers. Who knows. We're taking a year to plan, so sometime around Oktoberfest 2006.
Whee! I can't wait!
|
|
|
|
schild
Administrator
Posts: 60350
|
If I get a net degree of some sort, can I be the priest/rabbi/whatever that weds you?
I promise to wear my best burlap suit.
|
|
|
|
|
Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
|
I really wanted to be the maid of honor. Damnit.
|
|
|
|
|
voodoolily
Contributor
Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
|
If I get a net degree of some sort, can I be the priest/rabbi/whatever that weds you?
I promise to wear my best burlap suit.
I can never tell when you're joking, schildy.  You can get one online from the Unitarians. Shockeye, you can throw my bridal shower if you want. We'll be registering at Sur La Table, Williams and Sonoma, and Big Red's Taxidermy Emporium. |
|
|
|
schild
Administrator
Posts: 60350
|
wtf? taxidermy empornium? i can't even bring myself to capitalize.
|
|
|
|
|
voodoolily
Contributor
Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
|
wtf? taxidermy empornium? i can't even bring myself to capitalize.
How very Freudian of you. |
|
|
|
schild
Administrator
Posts: 60350
|
wtf? taxidermy empornium? i can't even bring myself to capitalize.
How very Freudian of you. You see, there's this porn bitorrent site called the Empornium. I'm sure there are many people here familiar with it. It's good stuff. I don't think I need to tell you that it's NSFW. I'd link, but I'm having moral issues about giving out a link to licensed products. Even if it's a dvd-rip of tittyfuckers 900 or whatever. |
|
|
|
|
|
WayAbvPar
|
Make sure to send me a link to your registry for Williams Sonoma- my wife moonlights there and gets a 40% discount :-D
|
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
|
|
|
schild
Administrator
Posts: 60350
|
Make sure to send me a link to your registry for Williams Sonoma- my wife moonlights there and gets a 40% discount :-D
See, you're supposed to get a link and buy her something really expensive at 40% off and just let her think you're the most generous dude ever. But hey, now I think I'm going to make a fake registry after finding that out. |
|
|
|
|
voodoolily
Contributor
Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
|
Schild, will you also be registering at the Taxidermy Emporium? God I wish there really was one. I just know a jackelope would look awesome in your new pad.
Thanks, WAP, for the heads-up. I will definitely keep that in mind. I have no idea when registry is supposed to take place. 6 months in advance? 4 months? I'll have to consult my new onslaught of bridal planning books.
|
|
|
|
HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
|
wtf? taxidermy empornium? i can't even bring myself to capitalize.
How very Freudian of you. You see, there's this porn bitorrent site called the Empornium. I'm sure there are many people here familiar with it. It's good stuff. I don't think I need to tell you that it's NSFW. I'd link, but I'm having moral issues about giving out a link to licensed products. Even if it's a dvd-rip of tittyfuckers 900 or whatever. Now see, that's the kind of shit you need to share wit' yo' homies in a PM or something. You're holding out on me. |
|
|
|
Sauced
Terracotta Army
Posts: 904
Bat Country '05 Fantasy Football Champion
|
Thanks for the kind words, everyone.
|
|
|
|
|
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
|
We got married in the registar's office in Kingston Upon Thames. I was mildly embarrassed because I couldn't remember the order of Righ's names during the service. He has several of them. Oh well. Then we went off to have a dinner/reception that his parents insisted upon. We were not intending to have anything at all. Righ's sister made the cake. It was the first wedding cake she had ever made and when we cut it, dry ingredients fell out. The cake scared me. It was a fruit cake (traditional) and weiged about 40 lbs. After that was finally over, our friends came to our house and we all got wasted. The next day, I slept in and Righ went to work.
The only change to that scenario I would make would be to have mostly everything besides the sitting around getting stoned bit disappear. Weddings are not my sort of thing at all. So... yeah... I think having a voodoo wedding or something sounds loads better than those horribly tedious formal things. I totally love my marriage, I just hate weddings.
|
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
|
|
|
|
WayAbvPar
|
Getting married is mostly a nightmare...BEING married rules (2 years for me tomorrow!).
|
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
|
|
|
|
Evangolis
Contributor
Posts: 1220
|
The nice thing about weddings is that they give our family a chance to be togather that isn't a funeral.
|
"It was a difficult party" - an unexpected word combination from ex-Merry Prankster and author Robert Stone.
|
|
|
voodoolily
Contributor
Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
|
I kinda want a croquembouche instead of a cake (traditional for French weddings), but they're expensive and wouldn't really fit the theme/rest of the food I'm planning. I'm hoping we can have the ceremony/reception at a nearby botanical garden. It should be a nice autumn affair.
You do not even want to know about the kinds of dresses I've been investigating today. There's one site that does mildly pretty/mostly borderline-cosplay fairytale-style dresses. The worst part is that they picked really homely models so I can't imagine anyone envisioning herself a picture of loveliness when their Guinnevere looks like a crackhead.
|
|
|
|
voodoolily
Contributor
Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
|
Getting married is mostly a nightmare...BEING married rules (2 years for me tomorrow!).
Congrats - what is that, wood? Nickel? |
|
|
|
Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
|
Now see, that's the kind of shit you need to share wit' yo' homies in a PM or something. You're holding out on me.
This coming from the guy who should have access to a veritable pipeline of pr0n. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
|
|
|
|
WayAbvPar
|
Getting married is mostly a nightmare...BEING married rules (2 years for me tomorrow!).
Congrats - what is that, wood? Nickel? In my case, it is a card and a trip to Vegas :-D |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
|
|
|
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
|
Let's chip in and buy him a wooden nickel. That way we cover all bases.
|
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
|
|
|
Furiously
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7199
|
Getting married is mostly a nightmare...BEING married rules (2 years for me tomorrow!).
I totally disagree.. with the first part. I'd have that party again any time. |
|
|
|
voodoolily
Contributor
Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
|
I am afraid that I will literally think about this every moment for the next 365-380 days. I had insomnia last night thinking/reading about wedding planning. I have spent all day today talking/posting/reading/researching dresses/venues/photographers/catering/etc. I know it's a year away and that I really do have shitloads of time to deal with it, but I'm a control freak and we're paying for this ourselves so I wanna do all the footwork myself so it's perfect. Augh!  |
|
|
|
|
WayAbvPar
|
Come to Vegas this weekend and get it over with! I will give you each a nice green chip for your wedding  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
|
|
|
Toast
Terracotta Army
Posts: 549
|
I am afraid that I will literally think about this every moment for the next 365-380 days. I had insomnia last night thinking/reading about wedding planning. I have spent all day today talking/posting/reading/researching dresses/venues/photographers/catering/etc. I know it's a year away and that I really do have shitloads of time to deal with it, but I'm a control freak and we're paying for this ourselves so I wanna do all the footwork myself so it's perfect. Augh! And thus was born A Bridezilla. |
A good idea is a good idea forever.
|
|
|
|
Samprimary
|
I am afraid that I will literally think about this every moment for the next 365-380 days. I had insomnia last night thinking/reading about wedding planning. I have spent all day today talking/posting/reading/researching dresses/venues/photographers/catering/etc. I'm worried I'll do the exact same thing, come any given fateful hypothetical point in time where I am ostensibly getting married. Fortunately, I'm single. PHEW. |
|
|
|
|
El Gallo
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2213
|
 Congrats
|
This post makes me want to squeeze into my badass red jeans.
|
|
|
Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
|
[serious part] Congratulations! You'll like marriage, sex or not.
[attempt at humor] OMG 1377! GG! CERMONY IN EC OR NEK??? U REG AT LGUK?? YKESHA?
[for Sauced] My wife is a control freak and she pretty much lost her God-damned mind during the planning.
|
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
|
|
|
Bunk
Contributor
Posts: 5828
Operating Thetan One
|
We got married in the registar's office in Kingston Upon Thames. I was mildly embarrassed because I couldn't remember the order of Righ's names during the service. He has several of them. Oh well. Then we went off to have a dinner/reception that his parents insisted upon. We were not intending to have anything at all. Righ's sister made the cake. It was the first wedding cake she had ever made and when we cut it, dry ingredients fell out. The cake scared me. It was a fruit cake (traditional) and weiged about 40 lbs. After that was finally over, our friends came to our house and we all got wasted. The next day, I slept in and Righ went to work.
The only change to that scenario I would make would be to have mostly everything besides the sitting around getting stoned bit disappear. Weddings are not my sort of thing at all. So... yeah... I think having a voodoo wedding or something sounds loads better than those horribly tedious formal things. I totally love my marriage, I just hate weddings.
Friends of mine were married recently - had a tower of wedding cupcakes instead of a traditional cake. Was a brilliant idea. Plus - the bride has an M&M thing, so they covered all of the cupcakes with personalized M&Ms, which would have been tough with a traditional cake. |
"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
|
|
|
Furiously
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7199
|
Since you are in the NW. Whatever you do. I mean whatever you do... Do this... Borracchini's is the bomb. |
|
|
|
|
WayAbvPar
|
Since you are in the NW. Whatever you do. I mean whatever you do... Do this... Borracchini's is the bomb. That is who made our cake. I think they have gone downhill slightly in the past few years, but they are still outstanding. Damnit. Now I want one. Maybe we should get one for your wife's b-day, Fur? |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
|
|
|
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
|
Do you really think she wants a wedding cake for her birthday?  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
|
|
|
|
WayAbvPar
|
Do you really think she wants a wedding cake for her birthday? Don't make me come over there! |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
|
|
|
Furiously
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7199
|
That could be delicious... Maybe get a pool going from attendee's. Forget her give any money you would spend on gifts and donate to Red Cross for Katrina message to people...
Lets start a BFC fund.
|
|
|
|
voodoolily
Contributor
Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
|
Lets start a BFC fund.
Butt Fuck Club? Just joking I don't know what BFC stands for. We have Jaciva's a couple of blocks from our house - world-class chocolatiers/cake makers. The cake somehow hasn't fit into my equation yet. It's the last thing on my mind. Sauced's bro know pastry chefs though, so I figure we'll have some options. Check out this dress (Don't look Sauced! Okay you can if you want 'cuz Emily's dressmaker won't make total knockoffs) |
|
|
|
|
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 
|
|
|
 |
