What things did you want to do that you will probably never do?

[Signe]

If you all don't stop talking about Journey (cringe), I'll start saying things like "Rush is over-rated" and "Who told that bloke from Pink Floyd he could play guitar".

[stray]

If you all don't stop talking about Journey (cringe), I'll start saying things like "Rush is over-rated" and "Who told that bloke from Pink Floyd he could play guitar".

Well, say what you want about Pink Floyd (cringe).

As for pre keyboard Rush: Not overrated. With the keyboards: I don't even know who the hell those guys are.

[Signe]

[Trippy]

If you all don't stop talking about Journey (cringe), I'll start saying things like "Rush is over-rated" and "Who told that bloke from Pink Floyd he could play guitar".

When the lightsss, go down, in the citayyyy, and the sun shines on the bayayyyyy....

(Hey it's song about my "home town")

[Merusk]

If you all don't stop talking about Journey (cringe), I'll start saying things like "Rush is over-rated" and "Who told that bloke from Pink Floyd he could play guitar".

If you were to do that, then you and certain members of the website would have to go your Separate Ways. 
Don't worry too much about that, though, because those folks that Someday, those who Love your antics Will Find You.  They'll help you Break Those Chains That Bind You to the computer.  In the end it'll all be ok, because You Know, rIgh Still Loves You.


Ow. That was painful.

[WayAbvPar]

Journey was my favorite band when I was 12. I still dig their stuff in a nostalgic sort of way.

[Signe]

If you all don't stop talking about Journey (cringe), I'll start saying things like "Rush is over-rated" and "Who told that bloke from Pink Floyd he could play guitar".

If you were to do that, then you and certain members of the website would have to go your Separate Ways. 
Don't worry too much about that, though, because those folks that Someday, those who Love your antics Will Find You.  They'll help you Break Those Chains That Bind You to the computer.  In the end it'll all be ok, because You Know, rIgh Still Loves You.


Ow. That was painful.

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or if I should call the police.

[Furiously]

If you all don't stop talking about Journey (cringe), I'll start saying things like "Rush is over-rated" and "Who told that bloke from Pink Floyd he could play guitar".

If you were to do that, then you and certain members of the website would have to go your Separate Ways. 
Don't worry too much about that, though, because those folks that Someday, those who Love your antics Will Find You.  They'll help you Break Those Chains That Bind You to the computer.  In the end it'll all be ok, because You Know, rIgh Still Loves You.


Ow. That was painful.

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or if I should call the police.

Whatever you do....
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Streetlight people

[Sky]

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or if I should call the police.

Don't stand so close to me, send me a message in a bottle about how every little thing she does is magic.

[Sky]

PS I  Dave Gilmour, though he's over-commercial these days (since reforming Floyd sans Waters, anyway). I'm a big Floyd fan, Animals being my favorite album.

[stray]

I'm a big Animals fan (But not of the Floyd variety).

[Mortriden]

1) Drive a big rig

If you ever make it out here to Oregon, Eugene area, look me up.  My Uncle owns a fleet of these (including a drag racer).

You're from Eugene? I'm 3 days into a 4 day drive for my permanent relocation to Eugene ;)

Hope you have a place to live in mind already.  Finding someplace to live isn't tough, but right now the housing market is outa sight for the income in this area (this is when all of you who live in Maryland and California laugh loudly).  Welcome to the area and all that. 

[Stephen Zepp]

1) Drive a big rig

If you ever make it out here to Oregon, Eugene area, look me up.  My Uncle owns a fleet of these (including a drag racer).

You're from Eugene? I'm 3 days into a 4 day drive for my permanent relocation to Eugene ;)

Hope you have a place to live in mind already.  Finding someplace to live isn't tough, but right now the housing market is outa sight for the income in this area (this is when all of you who live in Maryland and California laugh loudly).  Welcome to the area and all that. 

Ironically, that's exactly what I'm doing right now...looking for a plce to live! Things haven't been -too- bad price wise, but damn these houses are all pretty old.

[Azazel]

If it's just going to be SUBorbital, why even bother?

Because if you're even halfway serious, it's likely as close as you'll ever get.

[WayAbvPar]

I will probably never kill a drifter to get an erection and then write a song about it.


Life is just too short.

[Paelos]

I will probably never kill a drifter to get an erection and then write a song about it.


Life is just too short.

I'm glad your life is to short to include that, WAP. Quick point though, would the song be about the killing, or the erection, or a the whole combo?

[WayAbvPar]

Having to explain it kills teh funneh.

Hilarious skit.

[voodoolily]

My list:
Get away with poisoning someone, with homemade poison derived from botanical toxins 
Front a Zombies cover band. Or start a death-metal costume band that does Phil Collins covers.
*Learn how to perform taxidermy
*Learn how to throw knives like a ninja
Donate a million dollars to that lady who pays addicts to get sterilized (and they always take the money)
Join the black panthers
*Host an exchange student
*Open a bistro

* = Hell, I might as well give that a shot.

Stephen Zepp: Eugene is lame. Sorry, Mortriden, but you know it's true and prolly live there for UO, right? Unless you like hippies or agriculture, that is. But keep in mind that old houses aren't that bad unless you have mold allergies. We have lots of it in Oregon, and old houses are particularly rife with it.

[Signe]

Poptart was right.  You ARE kind of scary.  But in that good way that only women can get away with.

[Strazos]

*Host an exchange student

My family has done this on 3 seperate occasions over the year.

It's beyond easy to get one, though I don't know how many foreign students are looking to go to Oregon.

[Furiously]

My list:
Get away with poisoning someone, with homemade poison derived from botanical toxins 
*Open a bistro

Note to self - never eat at VDL's bistro....

[Yegolev]

Get away with poisoning someone, with homemade poison derived from botanical toxins 

[stray]

First thing I thought of too (that and the Young Poisoner's Handbook).

Man, I really am a geek 

[Llava]

I'm too young to really rule out the possibility that I'll do some stuff, but hey, here's my list:

Learn to play violin.

Learn to sword fight (fencing or just for show, it's all good).

Move to Ireland.

Own a house with secret passages and cool stuff like that.

And the one that will definitely never happen because it's a bad idea, horribly unsafe, and ridiculously expensive: have a tiger/lion/panther/other large predatory cat as a pet.

Yeah, I'm a nerd.

[Paelos]

I too, would move to Ireland and buy a castle.

On an island. It'd be my island.

[HaemishM]

If you all don't stop talking about Journey (cringe), I'll start saying things like "Rush is over-rated" and "Who told that bloke from Pink Floyd he could play guitar".

Don't make me get violent with you, woman.

[Llava]

I too, would move to Ireland and buy a castle.

On an island. It'd be my island.

It doesn't have to be a castle for me.

Just secret passages.

[Mortriden]

My list:
Get away with poisoning someone, with homemade poison derived from botanical toxins 
Front a Zombies cover band. Or start a death-metal costume band that does Phil Collins covers.
*Learn how to perform taxidermy
*Learn how to throw knives like a ninja
Donate a million dollars to that lady who pays addicts to get sterilized (and they always take the money)
Join the black panthers
*Host an exchange student
*Open a bistro

* = Hell, I might as well give that a shot.

Stephen Zepp: Eugene is lame. Sorry, Mortriden, but you know it's true and prolly live there for UO, right? Unless you like hippies or agriculture, that is. But keep in mind that old houses aren't that bad unless you have mold allergies. We have lots of it in Oregon, and old houses are particularly rife with it.

Tsk, tsk.  It's not so bad in truth (nothing like Florence or Roseburg, gah).

[Sky]

It doesn't have to be a castle for me.

Just secret passages.

I'm all about secret passages around the house. They are drawn into almost every floor plan I've come up with so far (I'm hoping to start building my own house within the next few years).

Turret tower, secret passages, tunnel to the garage, secret underground gaming room, library with bookshelf door, firefighter's pole, full bar. The necessities.

[Paelos]

There's a secret passage in the house I'm in now. It's pretty simple. It runs from the office to one of the upstairs guest bedrooms via a hidden popout wall and a movable 4 foot bookshelf on wheels at the other. I freaked the hell out of one of my friends popping out of the wall while he was watching television. He almost fell over the coffee table jumping up in fright.

[MrHat]

2 Chicks

[Strazos]

Learn to sword fight (fencing or just for show, it's all good).

And the one that will definitely never happen because it's a bad idea, horribly unsafe, and ridiculously expensive: have a tiger/lion/panther/other large predatory cat as a pet.

Here's your swordsman techniques.

Also, my mother's family owned a leopard for awhile when she was a kid....but that was in the 60s and 70s, and her father was a crazy military contractor.

[Stormwaltz]

* Visit/live on the moon. Some whining maggot decided space travel was "too expensive." Grumbles.
* Naval aviator career. I seriously wanted to fly off carriers when I was in junior high. Then I realized I was tempermentally unsuited for military service (not to mention a horror show of genetic imperfections).
* Build the 4x space strategy MMG I first thought of in high school, before modern MMGs existed.
* Start and sing in a shoegazer-goth band that performs covers of WWII big band and other older songs. Yes, seriously. Patsy Cline's "Walking After Midnight" doesn't strike you as goth?
* Write a novel.
* Purchase an WWII surplus submarine and live on it.
* Visit Yamamoto Isoroku's crash site.
* Purchase AC1 from its current owners and run it myself.

I'll take a pass on listing unfulfilled sexual fantasies, if no one minds...

[Signe]

Can you tell us a bit about your horror show of genetic imperfections?

[Viin]

Here's your swordsman techniques.

Awesome book. His Renaissance sword fighting book is awesome too.