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Topic: Giant Brothel For Teh Win (Read 9324 times)
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OcellotJenkins
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Berlin readies giant brothel for 2006 World CupBERLIN, July 29 (Reuters) - A German company is looking to cash in on an expected boom in the sex trade during next year's soccer World Cup with a 60-room brothel a walk away from Berlin's Olympic Stadium, German media reported on Friday. Named after the virgin huntress of Greek mythology, the "Artemis" complex is due to open for business in September with whirlpool, sauna, cinema, buffet restaurant and a staff of 100 prostitutes, mass circulation daily Bild reported. "This is no flash rip-off joint where clients are taken for a ride," a spokesman for the Artemis GmbH investment company behind the project, told the newspaper. Prostitution is legal in Germany in designated areas. Dortmund, one of 11 other cities to host World Cup matches, has said it will install drive-in wooden "sex garages" in time for the tournament in a bid to keep the trade off the streets. But the Artemis project does not enjoy the backing of Berlin mayor Klaus Wowereit. "We have no need for that," he told Bild. |
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Awesome.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Signe
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So when a client has to run off to watch a game, I suppose he just leaves a towel on his hooker?
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Yeah, I want to get my knob polished in a wooden shack called a SEX GARAGE.
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WayAbvPar
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World class football soccer, world class beer, and whores galore- I am in!
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schild
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Hm. Anyone wanna go?
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Murgos
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When is the world cup?
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WayAbvPar
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Next summer. You can probably go to Germany now though- get your drinking and whoring done early.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Strazos
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Price Check, Sex Garage #243?
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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can you super-size that?
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OcellotJenkins
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Hm. Anyone wanna go?
Only if they offer gumjobs. |
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Murgos
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can you super-size that?
I'm pretty sure you don't want the Jumbo meal... |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Nevermore
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Shouldn't they have named it the Aphrodite?
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Over and out.
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tazelbain
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I bet it turns in to a gaint fighting robot with a bow when Berlin is attack by monsters.
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AOFanboi
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I bet it turns in to a gaint fighting robot with a bow when Berlin is attack by monsters.
The Gamera Sutra? |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I bet it turns in to a gaint fighting robot with a bow when Berlin is attack by monsters.
I do not want to know what that "bow" is loaded with. |
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NowhereMan
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I think that's a good point to declare that joke dead, before someone finds a picture of some sort...
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Der Helm
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As far as I know the largest brothel is located in my home town, cologne. Just a coincidence, I tell you. Oh. And that link might not be safe for work.I know my company blocks it. |
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Strazos
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I find it both amusing and puzzling that the girls there apparently will do more than the ones in Amsterdam.
Though I am drawing my assumptions from what should be public knowledge.
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Fear the Backstab!
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stray
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has an iMac.
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Doing one thing right should be more than enough. Doing "more" is usually not a good thing.
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Signe
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As far as I know the largest brothel is located in my home town, cologne. Just a coincidence, I tell you. Oh. And that link might not be safe for work.I know my company blocks it. I suppose it's unsafe if you're company is morally against cheesey sounding music sung in German. I know I am. |
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Der Helm
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I did not notice the music because I had my speakers turned off.
I apologize.
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Strazos
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Doing one thing right should be more than enough. Doing "more" is usually not a good thing.
No, I mean, on the site it mentions cuddling and kissing. That wouldn't fly in Amsterdam, especially the kissing (most of the time). Also, they give you 30 minutes instead of 15. Just making observations. |
Fear the Backstab!
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NowhereMan
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You know too much about Dutch brothels...
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Signe
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The women in the window fronts in Amsterdam look completely bored. From what I understand from some of our more pervy friends (yes, Dave, mostly you) that expression never changes. Regardless of what they may tell you in Amsterdam, also, many of those women are IV drug users... they just don't shoot up where it shows.
PS Most of them seem to be Indonesian, by the way. Just wanted to mention for Paelos as he says he doesn't "do" Asians. Unless he's not told me, (dammit!) as far as I know, he doesn't "do" anyone yet! You're not holding back on us, are you, Paelos?
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« Last Edit: August 02, 2005, 12:44:31 PM by Signe »
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Paelos
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Just not a fan of Asians, Signe.
I do like Latinas, however.
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Signe
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Well, ok then. Just make sure that when the big day happens, everyone here will be the first to know!
(some of us have money down on this)
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Paelos
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Well, ok then. Just make sure that when the big day happens, everyone here will be the first to know!
Do you not fathom exactly how geeky it would be to proclaim the loss of your virginity first on a website? Only slightly worse that bringing it up in the first place. |
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Signe
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Don't worry about your geekiness. Let us worry about how geeky you are. Anyway, how much more geeky can you even get?
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Strazos
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PS Most of them seem to be Indonesian, by the way.
Um, perhaps in the "Asian" area...but the majority of the RLD, from what I saw, consisted of white European-type girls. And I saw it all. You know too much about Dutch brothels...
Funny story. I was relaxing outside a coffee shop one night (OMG, drinking coffee, heh), and some girl just sat down and started talking to me. Apparently, she was a local University student, and also a professional harlot. She taught me a lot about the, um, local industry. I thought the entire thing was somewhat hilarious...though I'm not sure if she was just bored and on break, or taking an odd route to pick up another john. |
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Signe
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What? You think I don't look everytime I go to Amsterdam? They were mostly Indonesian everytime I looked. Funny that... Gordon (who is Righ) amost never looks in the windows but I stare and stare and sometimes giggle.
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Strazos
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I walked the entire area. I could draw you a damn map, and include the little sub-divisions such as "Black Girl Area", "Cosplay Row", "Asian Area", and "Old Nasty Lady Corner."
I had a lot of free time one night.
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Fear the Backstab!
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Signe
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I bet your eyes have all sorts of social diseases. You're a very pervy boy. You should move to Arizona with the other pervy boys.
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