Samwise
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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Aww...my first review...how cute... Next time I'll try to pick a game that I actually liked. :)
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Yoru
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I reviewed this pile back when it first came out and I wholeheartedly agree with your conclusion: it's a shitheap probably meant to cash in on the Larry franchise (for us old fart adventure gamers) and, potentially, teen hormones. The fact that I gave it a 3.2 makes me vaguely nauseous.
However, yes, the Lesbian Nights sequence was so good I had to play through it four times to actually pass. It's probably the only really redeeming point the game has in it.
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Astorax
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Spoiler Alert! Highlight to see...
I also got a kick out of the role-played sex scene with Morgan just because I'm an old-school D&D-er and got a kick out it.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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Yeah, I got a kick out of the DnD section also.
I never played any of the other LSL games, but I would have given this a 4.5.
It had its moments.
If I had known old stuff was open to review, I could have done this also.
EDIT: For the love of god, fix the screencap placement please. It took me a moment to realise the pics were not actually covering text.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Astorax
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I blame Samwise...he's been playing with HTML formatting...
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Samwise
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I blame the fact that there were two images about one sentence apart.  Added some padding; that should reduce the visual confusion. |
"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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Shockeye
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I blame the fact that there were two images about one sentence apart. Added some padding; that should reduce the visual confusion. Might want to pad the pictures in the Doom 3 review as well. |
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Samwise
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I agree. Done.
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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Roac
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I think this game and others like it only goes to show that people in the gaming industry don't know how to make sex fun.
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-Roac
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"Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us." -SC
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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I think you could extend this statement to the general populace.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Samwise
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I think you could also extend that statement to almost every other area of real life.
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"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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