We have the Ion things where I work but not the variety with the touchscreen. Normal buttons you push and water comes out. I really hope we don't pay a subscription service for them because goddamn that seems dumb.
My Sodastream makes better fizzy water anyway tbh.
"Nice attempted blast about my "drinking". I do enjoy a nice cuppa, but that is because I am a bon vivant of gregarious nature and cheery disposition." - Ab