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Reply #350 on: January 23, 2018, 01:47:04 PM

In defense of the refs, the Jags D was playing really rough and dirty the whole game.

I normally cheer the Pats D when they do that and then admit it should've been a flag. But I felt the Jags won the dirty D contest and the flags reflected it.

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Reply #351 on: January 23, 2018, 01:52:15 PM

I thought some of the plays the Pats D was making were just as rough, but they weren't even remotely called, like the refs were watching a totally different game. I don't think it was necessarily the reason they lost - I'd certainly blame the shitty Prevent D over the refs. But the refs still sucked.

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Reply #352 on: January 23, 2018, 06:46:03 PM

Muh refs.


Seriously though, Jags played good o for the first half, short runs intermixed with flat outs at around the 5 yard mark. This got them plenty of 1st downs and got some points.

In the second, the Patriots adjusted, and apparently the Jags had no plan b. So \_(ツ)_/

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Reply #353 on: January 23, 2018, 09:22:57 PM

Here's an idea Jags, stop a 3rd and 18? You win the game. The rest is just fucking nonsense.

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Reply #354 on: February 04, 2018, 09:40:08 PM

Super Bowl MVP Nick Foles. Figure that one out.  awesome, for real

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Reply #355 on: February 04, 2018, 10:30:19 PM

It was tough to find a favorite in that game.  The evil empire vs the team with the worst fans in the league.
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Reply #356 on: February 04, 2018, 10:35:27 PM

It was tough to find a favorite in that game.  The evil empire vs the team with the worst fans in the league.

Naw, the worst fans are New England/Boston fans.  Poor, whiny as fuck losers and even worse when they win.  Suck it chowds!!! Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #357 on: February 04, 2018, 10:51:00 PM

No, Eagles fans are by far the worst.  Vikings fans were subjected to endless abuse in the playoff game at Philadelphia.  Spat on, beer cans thrown at them, shoved, told they would be raped.

But even if you put all that aside there are two things they did that were nothing less than despicable.  One was Millie a 99-year old Vikings fan that was awarded tickets to the game.  Some Eagles fan thought that it was ok to create and parade around with a banner that said "Fuck Millie".  A 99-year old woman.

The second was an Eagles fan yelled "Fuck you" at a baby in a stroller that had a little Vikings jersey on.  A baby.  In a stroller.

Jesus.
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Reply #358 on: February 04, 2018, 11:18:04 PM

No, Eagles fans are by far the worst.  Vikings fans were subjected to endless abuse in the playoff game at Philadelphia.  Spat on, beer cans thrown at them, shoved, told they would be raped.

But even if you put all that aside there are two things they did that were nothing less than despicable.  One was Millie a 99-year old Vikings fan that was awarded tickets to the game.  Some Eagles fan thought that it was ok to create and parade around with a banner that said "Fuck Millie".  A 99-year old woman.

The second was an Eagles fan yelled "Fuck you" at a baby in a stroller that had a little Vikings jersey on.  A baby.  In a stroller.

Jesus.

Counter argument: Trump is a Patriots fan, therefore the Patriots have the worst fans.  My earlier assessment of them is spot on for Trump.

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Reply #359 on: February 04, 2018, 11:50:33 PM

Eagles fans are stupid, loud and punch horses.

Patriot fans think Brady is the greatest player of any sport ever.

Advantage Philly.

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Reply #360 on: February 05, 2018, 12:44:37 AM

Counter argument: Trump is a Patriots fan, therefore the Patriots have the worst fans.  My earlier assessment of them is spot on for Trump.
I don't know, my facebook feed was full of people rooting for the Eagles because they are the team that "doesn't kneel".   Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #361 on: February 05, 2018, 03:21:09 AM

Cmon folks. Let's just come together over the glorious fact that the Patriots didn't win.

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Reply #362 on: February 05, 2018, 06:08:08 AM

Even in losing I can still find solace in the tears of other teams fans still whining about the Patriots.  why so serious? why so serious?

Is Philly still standing?

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Reply #363 on: February 05, 2018, 07:04:56 AM

No ones whining. But thanks for proving my point about pats fans.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #364 on: February 05, 2018, 08:39:51 AM

No ones whining. But thanks for proving my point about pats fans.


lol, um exactly.  Pats fans are obnoxious because the team has won shitloads of superbowls. You wouldn't care otherwise. Anyways...

Pats defense was poop all night and Malcolm Butler was benched. The melt down on local radio is epic.  Eagles played with big balls all night and deserved to win. How is it there was only 1 sack in the game TOTAL (and a fairly important one)Huh?  Crazy. Oh and one punt. 

The downside, (outside of 6 new england states, and small pockets of Giants, Cowboys and Redskin fans) is that this game was the perfect ending for the NFL season and gives some relief to Roger Goodell. Fuck that guy.
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Reply #365 on: February 05, 2018, 09:35:32 AM

That was a really great game (unless you like defense). FUCK TOM BRADY and SUPERFUCK BILL BELICHEK. I look forward with glee to the fuckton of schaudenfraude over Brady and Belichek's feud over TB12's trainer guru and all-around con man Alex Guerrero. But even more, I look forward to the lovely angst of Pats fans who will have to question why Belichek benched one of their better corners for what he called "matchups." Yeah, the guy who played 98% of all defensive snaps this year, against all sorts of top recievers gets benched in the biggest game of the year because somehow he doesn't matchup well against the Eagles? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. There is a story there and I look forward to it leaking out of Pats camp all offseason long. I hope it's bigger than Deflategate.

I think we can safely say that Eagles fans and Pats fans are mostly people who should be sealed in barrels and fired into the sun. But at least Tom Brady didn't win.

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Reply #366 on: February 05, 2018, 01:17:09 PM

That was a really great game (unless you like defense). FUCK TOM BRADY and SUPERFUCK BILL BELICHEK. I look forward with glee to the fuckton of schaudenfraude over Brady and Belichek's feud over TB12's trainer guru and all-around con man Alex Guerrero. But even more, I look forward to the lovely angst of Pats fans who will have to question why Belichek benched one of their better corners for what he called "matchups." Yeah, the guy who played 98% of all defensive snaps this year, against all sorts of top recievers gets benched in the biggest game of the year because somehow he doesn't matchup well against the Eagles? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. There is a story there and I look forward to it leaking out of Pats camp all offseason long. I hope it's bigger than Deflategate.

I think we can safely say that Eagles fans and Pats fans are mostly people who should be sealed in barrels and fired into the sun. But at least Tom Brady didn't win.

I say we just hit both cities (well, one city, one college town with a pier) with neutron bombs and replace the inhabitants with America's homeless.

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Reply #367 on: February 05, 2018, 04:33:34 PM

No ones whining. But thanks for proving my point about pats fans.


lol, um exactly.  Pats fans are obnoxious because the team has won shitloads of superbowls. You wouldn't care otherwise. Anyways...

Pats defense was poop all night and Malcolm Butler was benched. The melt down on local radio is epic.  Eagles played with big balls all night and deserved to win. How is it there was only 1 sack in the game TOTAL (and a fairly important one)Huh?  Crazy. Oh and one punt.  

The downside, (outside of 6 new england states, and small pockets of Giants, Cowboys and Redskin fans) is that this game was the perfect ending for the NFL season and gives some relief to Roger Goodell. Fuck that guy.

It's not just when you're teams were winning that New England fans were annoying.  They cried and moaned for years "Curse of the Bambino, Bucky Dent, Bill Buckner, poor us boo hoo" like huge babies.  When all their teams started winning championships (Bruins, Pats, Red Sox, Celtics) the past 10-15 years, the chowds have become unbearable obnoxious winners.  Philly fans booing Santa or being drunk assholes are infinitely more bearable.  The Pats won 5 super bowls but they also have a legacy of being caught cheating on multiple occasions.  Fuck Brady and his deflated footballs.  Fuck Bellicheck, his stupid hoodie and his grumpy old man attitude about everything.  Fuck Big Papi and his steroids.  And fuck that little weasel Brad Marchant when he cheap shots other players then runs and hides behind that Frankenstein face Chara.
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Reply #368 on: February 05, 2018, 06:38:11 PM

 why so serious? why so serious? why so serious? why so serious? why so serious?

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Reply #369 on: February 05, 2018, 07:35:38 PM

Philly is a festering pile. This isn't really a debate.

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Reply #370 on: February 05, 2018, 07:37:46 PM

You know, shit was not that bad last night in Philly, honestly. Most of the population of the city was out on the street and there was a few bad things that happened, but on a given night, I would guess that two to three cars get set on fire anyway. Most of it was just happy, exuberant people high-fiving each other and playing instruments and shit. If a million people spill onto the streets and they're determined to really fuck shit up, they could level the city.

I found out something I never knew about the "Icicles thrown at Santa" thing. Santa wasn't a hired Santa actor--the hired Santa actor stiffed the organization and so in desperation they went through the stands to find a dude at the last second who happened to be dressed at Santa. That was a skinny 20-year old drunk who stumbled out and was like, "HAI KIDS I AM THE SANTAS". I might have thrown an icicle at that, really.
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Reply #371 on: February 05, 2018, 07:49:55 PM

Footage last night from Philly was hilarious. Guy riding on top of the police van. Other ppl randomly riding on top of cars. People jumping off awning at Ritz Carlton...random groups of ppl singing along to that Meek Mills song.  Who doesn't love a good city wide celebration/riot.

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Reply #372 on: February 05, 2018, 09:16:01 PM

I find it distressing that I now know two things about Nick Foles I never really wanted to know: He went to Liberty University and has a ginormous dong.

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Reply #373 on: February 06, 2018, 01:59:21 AM

I find it distressing that I now know two things about Nick Foles I never really wanted to know: He went to Liberty University and has a ginormous dong.

How would you know that? Head scratch ACK!

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Reply #374 on: February 06, 2018, 06:36:25 AM

Don't forget the footage of the drunk fans eating horse shit off the streets, that was cool.
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Reply #375 on: February 06, 2018, 07:59:41 AM

I find it distressing that I now know two things about Nick Foles I never really wanted to know: He went to Liberty University and has a ginormous dong.

How would you know that? Head scratch ACK!

You do know his nickname right?

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Reply #376 on: February 06, 2018, 08:30:33 AM

Large Coals Foles?
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Reply #377 on: February 06, 2018, 09:06:03 PM

I find it distressing that I now know two things about Nick Foles I never really wanted to know: He went to Liberty University and has a ginormous dong.

How would you know that? Head scratch ACK!

It's been in the news since the game. His two nicknames in college were Big Dick Nick and Footlong Foles.  Was also confirmed a couple years ago by a teammate that he had the biggest johnson on the team.

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Reply #378 on: February 07, 2018, 01:57:56 PM

So Josh McDaniels meets with Belichek on Tuesday and decides, nope, don't want to be in charge of the adderall-fueled trash fire that is the Indy Colts, even if Andrew Luck returns.

Wow.

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Reply #379 on: February 07, 2018, 02:41:25 PM

So Josh McDaniels meets with Belichek on Tuesday and decides, nope, don't want to be in charge of the adderall-fueled trash fire that is the Indy Colts, even if Andrew Luck returns.

Wow.

As much as I dislike Josh, Colts started the parade before they got it in writing. Players keep talking about the NFL being just a business, well.... there ya go. Get the man to sign before you go off on the victory lap.


Also read that Luck's shoulder still isn't right and may need clean up surgery. It'll be a miracle if he comes back as good as he was, or was supposed to be. I'm not even sure anymore. Love the fact that Luck and RG3 are both afterthoughts in the QB realm now - replaced by Case Keenum and Nick Foles.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #380 on: February 07, 2018, 03:13:55 PM

replaced by Case Keenum and Super Bowl MVP Nick FolesOh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

I just had to correct you, so that we could all remember the Football Gods hate our fucking guts.

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