Board thread of the day...

[Shockeye]

I made it small text. You idiots went to look for it. The shame is on you, not me.

[Der Helm]

I do not blame you for that picture, I just hate you.

I hate myself too, but that is business as usual.

[Shockeye]

I do not blame you for that picture, I just hate you.

That's cool then. Hate I embrace, blame I slough off.

[Train Wreck]

I'm starting to think that every time he loses on anything, he runs to the boards to complain.

Alliance side: 1 Paladin.

Horde side: 3 Priests, 2 Shamans.

Simple enough; I think you get what I'm saying here.

The last five Gulch matches Ive tried, Horde have been outnumbered Ten to Six.

Lets fix that first.

You lose?

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______________________________________________________________ Ezequiel mocks your foolishness.

[WindupAtheist]

Behold the greatness of Willie the Noob:

u even suck at RPING! what r u good for???!!?

[Shockeye]

THis is the story of a noob named Truandel:

He came from a very poor family. It wasnt their fault tho, since most of his family members interbred and most of them had the downsyndrome. He himself had a mild case. Just like most of the noobs, he was made fun of. No one ever showed him any love. As a result, now, at the age of 5, he has no sense of humor, and has pledged to b the protectors of all noobz, hunting down any noob bashers he sees, so that the next gen noobs will not have to suffer like he did (Nubi' story will continue when she responds)

Something inside of me broke.

[WindupAtheist]

He's an idiot-savant genius.

---

Willie:  Seems like Keerie's got a thing goin for Seth.

Kirie:   I always do, he knows it....  Humans aren't his thing though

Willie:   ah, an animal lover i c...

Kirie:   Nope just elves

[Train Wreck]

Good start. You are a closet RPer indeed. Just practice at your writing skills and you will go far, my friend.

They take everything so seriously that they can't even see that he's satirizing them.

He's the WoW RP version of Captain Ebolter.

[HaemishM]

Yes, the saddest part of that whole thread was the other RP'ers giving him props for RPing. I weep.

[voodoolily]

THis is the story of a noob named Truandel:

He came from a very poor family. It wasnt their fault tho, since most of his family members interbred and most of them had the downsyndrome. He himself had a mild case. Just like most of the noobs, he was made fun of. No one ever showed him any love. As a result, now, at the age of 5, he has no sense of humor, and has pledged to b the protectors of all noobz, hunting down any noob bashers he sees, so that the next gen noobs will not have to suffer like he did (Nubi' story will continue when she responds)

Something inside of me broke.

snicker.

[Train Wreck]

An alarming case of WoW-induced compulsive mental illness.

I want to draw various characters, WC3 and player's characters here in WoW, as toddlers. In their jammies, playing in the mud, or just being sulky and adorable. The urge is very, very strong.

[WindupAtheist]

Ok, now something inside of ME broke...

[HaemishM]

Yay, RPers as pedophiles. GREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT.

[Shockeye]

Yay, RPers as pedophiles. GREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Tony the Tiger is, too.

[bhodikhan]

Tony the Tiger is, too.

A cat is a pedophile? Incredible.

[Train Wreck]

New Project: Hottest Men in Azeroth!

I am going to be collaborating a tribute site for more or less some good humor, almost like suicidegirls.com There will be screenshot contests, an assembled calendar, profiles, voting, stud of the week and all that other good stuff to celebrate our studmuffins. Also, there may even be the occasional piece of artwork that pops up.

I hope suicidewowguys.com hasn't already been taken.

[HaemishM]

I hope they follow through with the suicide part of the innuendo.

[Der Helm]

I am going to be collaborating a tribute site for more or less some good humor, almost like suicidegirls.com There will be screenshot contests, an assembled calendar, profiles, voting, stud of the week and all that other good stuff[to celebrate our studmuffins. [/u]Also, there may even be the occasional piece of artwork that pops up.

This is the part, where the whole world went black to me, now, I am still sitting at work, blinking at the screen and can't remember what happend in the last 76 minutes ...

[Calantus]

Check on your co-workers, if they aren't dead you're still ok.

[schild]

He loves to make people laugh.

The whole thing is funny, right?

RIGHT?

I hate people.

[AOFanboi]

Blizzard must be supporting the sale of in-game stuff for real-world cash!

How stupid can people get?

[HaemishM]

Blizzard must be supporting the sale of in-game stuff for real-world cash!

How stupid can people get?

VIKLAS!

[gimpyone]

Paladin plans Protest at Blizzcon, CM tells them to shield and hearth home.

[Mesozoic]

Blizzard must be supporting the sale of in-game stuff for real-world cash!

How stupid can people get?

The important thing when beginning a discussion is to cogently frame your argument right up front. 

I have recently disscoverd from a freind that you $ anyone can & he has brought (100 gold coins using £13 of real money).

Good.  Now provide the damning evidence.

It makes me wonder who it is who's selling it,

Excellent.  Now the coup de grace  - the inescapable conclusion, delivered like a hammerblow.

My 1st thought was possible blizzard's which doesn't look good does it.

Once your victim is helpless and kneeling before your ironclad case, demand proper restitution.

I'm sure Blizzard know about this already & hopefully you will comment on this Blizzard team because i think that maybe your just turning a blind eye as you know just what benefits this can have for the game as many people will pay to play this game just to earn real money.

[Murgos]

Ahh, the joy of a well reasoned argument.  Kudos, sir.  Well done I say.

[Ironwood]

That thread had a dwarf hunter called Windymiller.

Class.

[Calantus]

I am ashamed for I have become that which I once hated... an uber-guild elitist (I am Berra btw):

The ultimate ninja.

We later killed every static boss in their instance.

[SurfD]

Speaking as an MC raider, that was low, really, REALLY low.

If you find yourself in an MC instance that is not yours, you immediately get the rest of your guys to stop trying to log in, re form under someone who is NOT saved to that instance, and log in one at a time to a proper fresh instance.  Stealing another Guilds MC is just mean.

However, as ninjas go, that was pretty damn unbeatable.

[Calantus]

Yeah if it was anybody else's instance we would never have done it. Evolved though... we hate those guys.

[Signe]

"Cascading an instance" sound poetic and lovely.

[Malathor]

Yeah if it was anybody else's instance we would never have done it. Evolved though... we hate those guys.

Hating someone justifies ninjaing? Interesting logic there. BTW this is no different than instance cascading, something real uberguilds get suspended for. Be thankful you are under Blizzard's radar. If I were a Blizzard GM, I would have hit the "delete" button on you and your guild in a second.

[Fabricated]

I am ashamed for I have become that which I once hated... an uber-guild elitist (I am Berra btw):

The ultimate ninja.

We later killed every static boss in their instance.

Okay, the final endgame sounds like the gayest thing ever. You may want to re-evaluate your life for participating in that thread, nevermind being in an "uber guild".

Yeah if it was anybody else's instance we would never have done it. Evolved though... we hate those guys.

Hating someone justifies ninjaing? Interesting logic there. BTW this is no different than instance cascading, something real uberguilds get suspended for. Be thankful you are under Blizzard's radar. If I were a Blizzard GM, I would have hit the "delete" button on you and your guild in a second.

[Calantus]

Not cascading because we didn't do it intentionally. We actually asked a few GMs before ninja'ing their instance because we didn't want to get banned. Also, it's not as bad as it sounds. The instance is already reset and they can go about wiping on Baron again at their leasure.

As for that thread... I like being a board warrior sometimes. Same reason why people surf these boards while at work, amusement value. It's all a little over-dramatic really. The vast majority of the people on our server don't give a damn and the few who do are either inconsequential (when you can round up a bunch of guildies easily for a run or two you don't need pickups), or would need us as much as we need them should such a situation come up.



Calling my guild an uber guild was a little tongue-in-cheek, and the post mostly satirical. We got ahead of everyone in raiding and all of a sudden certain people start busting their gut to worship and/or flame us. We slowly embraced the hate and fanned the flames for kicks and giggles (and annoyance, they just assume we are a certain way, so we figured why not act it) so we get much more hate than the other now. Everyone thinks we are a bunch of elitist jerks who think we are such hot shit. From the inside looking out it is very amusing because we're just a bunch of goof-offs raiding to amuse ourselves and get geared up. We all do some of the silliest shit like back into mobs, pull when not everyone is ready, or forget to heal the main tank because we were too busy talking crap in /g. Best part is we are on good terms with the other big horde guild despite everyone thinking otherwise due to interactions on the forums.

[SurfD]

Yeah, sounds alot like The Offenders (my guild) on Tich.  Lots of drama and hate because of a few isolated instances revolving around MC loot/shinnanigans

[WindupAtheist]

Wow, the endgame sounds stupid.