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Train Wreck
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It's actually not as bad as I thought it would be. The first few entries are vomit-worthy, but after that she stops taking herself seriously and haves some fun.
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Paelos
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He needs to get that checked immediately
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schild
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He needs to get that checked immediately Second post down: ((cute *smile*)) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pain is Temporary, Pride Lasts Forever I hate people.
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schild
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Yep, I'm definitely going to throw up now.
Counter-Funk.
The funk-reflux is an adequate response to what you just read.
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Paelos
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That's brilliant.
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Rasix
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Fucking beautiful. Makes my crappy day melt away. At least I have chicken.
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-Rasix
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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LLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOYYYYYY!!!!
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schild
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The math he did on "chances for survival" was...just....tooooooooooo gay.
I liked my yelling at Haemish the first night of PvP more. I still don't know why I was so angry. None of us had ever really done it before. I definately should have recorded *that.*
Though, If his name was Leroy it would have been funny++.
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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That was amusing, but it was entirely staged. They're talking utter bollocks, and not only Leeroy, but most everybody else, including the cameraman are stomping as many eggs as they can.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Threash
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That was amusing, but it was entirely staged. They're talking utter bollocks, and not only Leeroy, but most everybody else, including the cameraman are stomping as many eggs as they can.
Not to mention they are all wearing loads of ubrs equipment, it would be obvious to anyone whos done any instance ever that their plan is complete lunacy, and then there is the guy calculating their chances of survival. Still, im laughing my ass off just thinking about that pause after leroy does his "allright chums im back, lets do this then LEEEEEEEROOOOY JEEEEENKIIINS!!!" battle cry. Genius.
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« Last Edit: May 11, 2005, 03:24:17 PM by Threash »
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I am the .00000001428%
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Train Wreck
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That was amusing, but it was entirely staged. They're talking utter bollocks, and not only Leeroy, but most everybody else, including the cameraman are stomping as many eggs as they can.
Nobody believed their insistance that it was genuine, and that they really wanted advice. Somebody threw them a bone anyway, and offered them this: Here are a couple pointers people gave our group I think might help you guys:
-Make sure you are wearing your armor and equipping a weapon. You can't believe how many times I accidentally leave my stuff in town and wander in naked. Makes things hard.
-Bring more than 2 people. Sometimes my buddy and I just feel like partying but really those extra minutes spent getting some more people pay off. Sure it makes it less of a challenge but I guess until Blizzard buffs the druids we will be forced to group to do UBRS.
-Get above level 45. Apparently these last 15 levels make a difference. Personally I thought "hey its just a few levels" but for most people its a big deal that you be atleast level 58. Its elitist but hey thats life.
-Use your skills. I admit I too was reluctant to wear down my number keys with repetitive pressing but it does help to cast abilities. This gets really rough sometimes because after casting 5 heals on a row on myself and then multiply casting faerie fire on the same mob I run low on mana. Bummer :(
So yeah hope these are helpful tips 4 you. Maybe we will do a UBRS run someday together. Then hopefully I can get as far as the rookery!!
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Train Wreck
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« Last Edit: May 12, 2005, 08:48:45 AM by Train Wreck »
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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I'm pretty sure that the Blizzard response to any complaints against a player is to rename them. This explains why dozens of farmers who have been reported have disappeared, only to be replaced with farmers that nobody has seen level from 1-60. Earthen Ring Horde is a small community. I have seen most of the higher level folks around. However, every time somebody is reported for a game abuse, be it griefing, speed hacking, farming 24x7, or whatever, they vanish and a new high level character appears from nowhere. Cyax will be gone soon, and a new level 60 Tauren warrior with spaulders of valor will make an appearance.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Paelos
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SurfD
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Big name Raid Style Leroy Jenkins copycats: Check out the Video, and the acompanying Post.
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schild
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I'd like to state the following, which I find to be incontrovertible.
Having looked through the Penny Arcade Forums and the Gamespot.com forums for some screenshots for douchebag week, I can officially state that they are, in fact, the worst forums on the internet. There are no official forums that even compare to PA and Gamespot, so much so that instead of looking for more screenshots, I'm just going to get breakfast and pretend I didn't see and read anything this morning.
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Sky
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Beautiful. Almost makes me want to resubscribe. Almost.
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schmoo
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Good to see the the GMs are right on top of these types of ne'er-do-wells. They must have rid the game of griefers and exploiters already in order to have time to police 'masked language'. Good show!
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Yegolev
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I'm pretty sure that the Blizzard response to any complaints against a player is to rename them.
This little fact is one which could inspire me to cancel, moreso than the typical gameplay or griefing reasons. It is so obviously wrong that I can't understand why it is done at all, unless these ninjas are in fact Blizz employees. It sickens me to know that I prefer the EQ (blech!) policy against escaping your reputation. I sort of have the feeling that if Blizzard employees were disallowed from playing, we would see far fewer instances of this sort of flim-flam. The "WTF" warning included.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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HaemishM
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I'm not sure, but that thread may well be the gheyest thing ever. 
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Amp
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This space for rent.
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Yegolev
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I had to stop at the first sentence.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Train Wreck
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Phreakshow's post #16 was mildly entertaining. Myth Warriors - these guys idea of using their head tends to involve smashing a beer can. Warriors are noobs that think they can just own up anything with some super melee attack, but guess what fellas, this isn't Devil May Cry or Dynasty Warriors, you can't kill 100s of foes with your trusty hack & slash. Your part of a group and you play a role, now go tank, knucklehead.
Myth - Paladins have low self esteem and become easily frustrated when they get ganked in a game. So they roll the char with that can become INVINCIBLE for the Nah Nah Nah Nah effect
Myth - Only a curious few originally created a shaman as their first main. All other shaman used to play other classes. Until they caught wind some of the incredibly powerful certain (exploitable) abilities shams possess. These guys are leet speaking dorks on the never ending quest to find the I WIN button.
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Murgos
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So how did you get your eyes to uncross after reading that? Mine seem to be stuck. And does that buzzing noise ever go away?
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Train Wreck
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Charr's good advice that can also be applied to the WoW forums in general: "don't bother reading them if you haven't, save some brain cells... if pot can melt your brain this massive dose of dumbass sure can."
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pants
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schild
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24. Re: How do i get back at my friend | 5/18/2005 6:28:41 AM PDT See if you can swipe a dictionary from his house after you beat his arse...
Kinda glad I read to the 24th response. That's funny.
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Signe
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I don't know. Maybe it's like diviant art, where sometimes you make a point in a shocking way. Or... maybe he's just a jerk. If he is trying to make a point, he seems to have selected the wrong venue. If he's simply a jerk, he's obviously in the right place.
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HaemishM
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Wow, what a complete cock.
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