Signe
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I had to google that guy. I don't even know who he is. I've never seen him before in anything, it seems. Or heard him. I guess I don't watch enough... umm... or listen to enough... things.
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Morfiend
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I had to google that guy. I don't even know who he is. I've never seen him before in anything, it seems. Or heard him. I guess I don't watch enough... umm... or listen to enough... things.
You owe it to yourself to go download a few episodes of "Britney and Kevin: Chaotic". It is probably the closest thing to an actual train wreck you can find in video format (with out real trains). After watching this guy for 2 minutes you will come to hate him as we do. |
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Furiously
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God I hope so, if only so K-Fed can crawl back under whatever rock he came from and I never have to see or hear anything about him again.
You know he really did ruin any fantasies I had about her. |
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Strazos
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By turning her back into trailer trash, or getting her pregnant?
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Signe
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I had to google that guy. I don't even know who he is. I've never seen him before in anything, it seems. Or heard him. I guess I don't watch enough... umm... or listen to enough... things.
You owe it to yourself to go download a few episodes of "Britney and Kevin: Chaotic". It is probably the closest thing to an actual train wreck you can find in video format (with out real trains). After watching this guy for 2 minutes you will come to hate him as we do. No, I'm beginning to like the way I don't knw who anyone is talking about. I think I'm better off. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Miasma
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Latest pic and upcoming tell all interview.  Quintessential white trash or successful multi-millionare? Story on an interview. |
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Cheddar
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In February, the US Department of Children and Family Services visited the star's Californian mansion after she was photographed driving a black jeep with him on her lap wearing no seatbelt.
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Then Miss Spears had a second visit from child services after Sean Preston was found to have a skull fracture.
His was reportedly sustained when the child fell from a high-chair under the supervision of the couple's nanny.
Following the visit Miss Spears, who announced she was pregnant again last month, issued a statement through her lawyer saying that the visit had been routine and that the department had "determined there was no problem and no reason to open a formal investigation".
Dumb bitch doesn't realize that this is the first major step to losing her child. Routine <snickers> |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Ironwood
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I'm not defending anyone here, but if every baby that had hurt themselves falling from a high chair was taken into care there'd be very few 'real' parents anywhere.
Just Sayin'
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HaemishM
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From the interview: "You have to realize that we're people and that we need, we just need privacy and we need our respect," she said. "And those are things that you have to have as a human being." Perhaps if you'd stop doing interviews, you dumb cunt, people would eventually leave you alone until you wanted publicity again. |
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shiznitz
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I'm not defending anyone here, but if every baby that had hurt themselves falling from a high chair was taken into care there'd be very few 'real' parents anywhere.
Just Sayin'
Exactly. The car incidents are more serious in my mind (parent of 3) than the high chair one. Each of my kids took a tumble at some point as an infant - two from a bed, one from a bathroom counter. You never know when those buggers are going to start rolling/crawling until they do it. |
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Strazos
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Is it just me, or is she starting to resemble Courtney Love?
eewww...
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Cheddar
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Exactly. The car incidents are more serious in my mind (parent of 3) than the high chair one. Each of my kids took a tumble at some point as an infant - two from a bed, one from a bathroom counter. You never know when those buggers are going to start rolling/crawling until they do it.
The point is she blew off the visit from social services, not that her baby cracked its head. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Saw about 45 seconds of the interview last night (my wife was watching it as I came out for a glass of water). I actually feel sorry for Britney- her life is a shambles largely of her own making, but she is far too dim to know how to fix it.
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Kenrick
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Here's my problem, Mrs. K-Fed...
1) You cry and complain about the paparazzi, yet you choose to live smack dab in the middle of the absolute epicenter of American tabloid photogs. If you don't want to have cameras on your face every time you step off your property, get as far away from L.A. as you possibly can. Not right smack in the fucking middle of it.
2) You excused your "baby in the lap driving on the P.C.H." incident last night by saying you're "country"... that you did it with your daddy when you were a baby in rural Louisiana... Well guess what -- and this goes back to point #1 -- YOU'RE NOT IN THE FUCKING COUNTRY ANY MORE. You're driving on a busy highway in the most heavy populated region in the country.
Look, I fully understand that for a portion of Hollywood celebrity types, living in L.A. is a necessity... But those are the people who are actually busy there, who are working there. Bitch, you ain't doing jack shit. You have no good reason to be living in southern California other than to be closer to goddamn Rodeo Drive. Do yourself a favor, especially if you want to be "left alone"... Go buy a huge plot of land somewhere like Arkansas, build your huge mansion/sanctuary/whatever the fuck it is you want to live in, and pop out some more babies. I guarantee you that the tabloids and the press and just about everyone you don't want to hear from will forget about you in 5 years.
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Murgos
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Don't want attention? Don't make a spectacle of yourself.
It's pretty simple.
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Don't want attention? Don't make a spectacle of yourself.
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Merusk
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Don't want attention? Don't make a spectacle of yourself.
It's pretty simple.
Ah, but you see, she's an attention whore. Almost all people in any kind of entertainment business are. The thing is you're not giving her the kind of attention she /wants/. You know.. gazing in adoration and awe while keeping your mouth shut. |
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Murgos
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The thing is you're not giving her the kind of attention she /wants/. You know.. gazing in adoration and awe while keeping your mouth shut.
Did you see that pic that Miasma posted? I've never gazed in awe at pigs in a blanket in my life. |
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Merusk
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Did you see that pic that Miasma posted? I've never gazed in awe at pigs in a blanket in my life.
Hey, I never said it made sense. I've never understood the big deal about her at all. It's always felt like a big joke played on us all by Disney and her mother. |
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Gutboy Barrelhouse
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I bet she has the nicest lil' trailer in the whole park someday, you know just country folk. Then KFed will be living in a van down by the river.
One can hope.
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Speaking of KFed- why is it that the lowest forms of humanity are always the most fertile?
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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HaemishM
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All that thinkin' just bog the swimmers down.
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Lantyssa
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Speaking of KFed- why is it that the lowest forms of humanity are always the most fertile?
Prey species tend to have high reproduction rates to offset their high mortality rates. I imagine there is something similar at work. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Kenrick
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HaemishM
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Well, that totally put me off my feed.
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Strazos
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That guy is pettygood with an airbrush.
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Ironwood
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'Glowing' and 'Healthy' and 'Beautiful' Pregnancies are a fucking myth created by parents to make them feel better.
I know this is so.
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sarius
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'Glowing' and 'Healthy' and 'Beautiful' Pregnancies are a fucking myth created by parents to make them feel better.
I know this is so.
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Miasma
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I like this thread for some reason and refuse to let it die. I consider it Shockeye's legacy. Baby number two has escaped from her innards.Reports indicate she has not yet dropped this one on its head. She still has plenty of daylight to get that concussion in though. |
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Strazos
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That second kid will be helpful in getting more food stamps in the years ahead.
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Fear the Backstab!
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RhyssaFireheart
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A scheduled c-section? Why didn't she just go ahead and have it on the first ones birthday and be done with it? Then she would only have to remember one date for the both of them.
I like this part of the "article" though -
The baby is Federline's fourth child, as he has two small children by his ex-girlfriend, actress Shar Jackson -- Kori, 4, and Kaleb, 2.
By giving the ages of the rugrats in question, wouldn't that allow you to automatically assume the kids are "small"? Or do 4 and 2-year olds have siginficantly different size factors to the point where they need to be clarified as being small?
Sorry, that line just sparked something for me. Stupid tabloid celebrity fascination that the media has.
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Righ
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Stupid tabloid celebrity fascination that the media has.
That the media consumers have. It sells. |
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Murgos
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The baby is Federline's fourth child, as he has two small children by his ex-girlfriend, actress Shar Jackson -- Kori, 4, and Kaleb, 2.
Wait? How old was Kaleb when he left Star for Britney? I knew he had chidlren by another woman but I didn't realize he left her while she was still pregnant/nursing his newborn. What a fucking piece of shit human being (Britney too for letting him get away with that shit). |
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Triforcer
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Can't link to an article right now ("breaking news" everywhere) but Britney is divorcing K-Fed. Which do average people care more about, this or the election? Discuss.
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