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Topic: Rust: cavemen play small-scale UO and make shotguns (Read 22708 times)
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schild
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I like the idea of a mindmap for indie development actually, considering 90% of it is a mental circlejerk for arteests and nothing more.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I wish I could get millions for my fucking hobbies.
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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You're in the wrong business. Murder/sadism sandboxes are licenses to print money. You don't even have to release anything! Just say "new engine" and go fuck off for a year.
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-Rasix
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schild
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I wish I could get millions for my fucking hobbies.
Should pick hobbies where people actually spend money. |
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Falconeer
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Rust is considering to add poop. Not sure if only as a taunt or as a necessity too. A little out there, but I’m open to dolphin’s idea that feces should be added to the game. I think I’ll let him make the case, though.
-Someone kills you for being in their territory. You arrive back later when you respawn and leave a hot steamy shit on their doorstep.
-You raid someone’s house. When they arrive back at their home they find an empty room with no supplies around, only you your teammates feces.
-You squat by a sleeping person and leave a steamy surprise for them by their sleeping body.
-Fling feces at enemies
-You’re walking through the forest, you see someone poppin’ a squat and you sneak up behind and bash their skull in with your rock and pick out bone fragments from their shit.
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Can you use catapults to fling these feces longer distances?
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Der Helm
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A little out there, but I’m open to dolphin’s idea that feces should be added to the game. I think I’ll let him make the case, though.
-Someone kills you for being in their territory. You arrive back later when you respawn and leave a hot steamy shit on their doorstep.
-You raid someone’s house. When they arrive back at their home they find an empty room with no supplies around, only you your teammates feces.
-You squat by a sleeping person and leave a steamy surprise for them by their sleeping body.
-Fling feces at enemies
-You’re walking through the forest, you see someone poppin’ a squat and you sneak up behind and bash their skull in with your rock and pick out bone fragments from their shit.
Not that I was ever really tempted, but I shall keep this in mind as a reminder to never ever buy Rust. |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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HaemishM
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Would it be safe to say the developers are focusing on useless shit?  |
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Paelos
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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When is anal raping your fallen foes getting patched in?
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Rasix
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Right after the kiddie pool with a shark.
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-Rasix
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Falconeer
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The same sociopathic game that has poop and a massive amount of cocks, recently introduced a tool to create signs in game. People are of course using it for something different. Note that this is not art imported in the game, it is 100% made with an in-game tool.     And here are some time lapse of someone reproducing - Munch's Scream - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m4Y-uCp0ok- Van Gogh's Starry Night - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWoOhLxOGRk |
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« Last Edit: May 06, 2015, 03:21:07 AM by Falconeer »
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Well, cave paintings, the first art ever, probably started with people drawing with their shit, so those rather lovely drawings seem oddly appropriate given the earlier posts.
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Falconeer
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In Rust, the size of your penis is determined by your Steam ID (and can't be changed). (!!! NSFW!!! ) http://files.facepunch.com/garry/2015/June/21/2015-06-21_18-08-58.mp4 (!!! NSFW !!!)Rust creator Garry Newman confirmed that the report is accurate. "Like tallness, face, head size, jaw definition, race, and limb size, penises are also randomized," he said. And, like those other features, it's tied to your Steam ID and cannot be changed; if you come up short, so to speak, you're just going to have to deal with it. Maybe buy a big pickup truck or something.
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« Last Edit: June 23, 2015, 03:43:33 AM by Falconeer »
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HaemishM
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What is this... I don't even...
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Malakili
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What is this... I don't even...
I'm reminded of that, ahem, anatomically correct George Bush in a flight suit doll. |
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Lucas
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Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.
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"emergent" gameplay.
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" He's so impatient, it's like watching a teenager fuck a glorious older woman." - Ironwood on J.J. Abrams
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Sir T
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I notice it does not affect thickness.
Can of soda, anyone?
*edit* Oh yes, the article goes onto mention that females are going to be added to the game. Let joy be unconfined.
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« Last Edit: June 23, 2015, 05:09:34 PM by Sir T »
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Torinak
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What is this... I don't even...
It's obviously a brilliant ploy to sell more copies--keep churning new Steam accounts and re-buy the game until you get an account whose avatar is sufficiently endowed. Or churn accounts and sell the good ones. The really smart people will just reverse-engineer the hash function they're probably using and then generate new Steam accounts accordingly. If the devs used a cryptographically-secure hash, then finding "big" account IDs will be like mining bitcoins. Except for virtual dongs. |
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Falconeer
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On females being added to the game: We’ve started investigating a female model. We really don’t want to make the female model unrealistic in the sense of her being aesthetically idealised. In the same way that our male models aren’t perfect specimens of the male body, neither should the female be. No huge boobs nor four-inch waists here.
Picture of the WIP models under the spoiler tag.*NSFW* |
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Is this game the Dwarf Fortress of zombie survival games?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Pennilenko
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Is this game the Dwarf Fortress of zombie survival games?
I thought they got rid of the zombies. |
"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Falconeer
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Yes. No more zombies. The only danger are other humans. And some wildlife, eventually.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Paelos
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So without buying the game I'll never know how big my Steam-wang is? That's a shame.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Falconeer
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Latest news from Rust, now your chromosomes are as random as in real life. "To clear up some confusion, when we it does go live you won t get a choice of whether you re female or male. We re not 'taking the choice away' from you. You never had a choice. A man s voice coming out of a woman s body is no more weird than an 8 year-old boy s voice coming out of a man s body."
EDIT to add: Female models will be implemented for all players next week. As usual for Rust, you won't be able to choose and you will be permanently stuck with whatever body you get thanks to your SteamID. What's fun though is that for now only Admins have female bodies. This doesn't mean that Admins can pick a female body. It means that if you are an Admin on a server YOU DO HAVE a Female body. As a result, at the moment if you see a woman on your server you know you shouldn't mess around with her. |
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« Last Edit: July 17, 2015, 12:44:20 AM by Falconeer »
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Pennilenko
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As a result, at the moment if you see a woman on your server you know you shouldn't mess around with her.
So just like real life then? |
"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Yegolev
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I think we all should have learned by now that all of those female characters are really dudes.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Paelos
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I think we all should have learned by now that all of those female characters are really dudes.
Most of them are rk47 trying to troll you into some hardcore peeveepee |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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PVP = People Viewing Penises
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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penis vs penis
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veredus
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penis vs penis
Most realistic sword fighting in gaming. |
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Falconeer
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This has to be seen. There's a server called "Factions" that works in ways not so different from EVE. Regardless of all that though, and the territory control, it is probably one of the most succesful site and community, to the point that it has spawned cities like the ones in this video. Everything you see there is player made, everything. And by the way, technically, conquerable, and destructible. To me, this game is quickly growing to EVE's levels of "So good to watch that I don't even wanna play it". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8SwOLk9U2c |
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