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Rocksmith. Now I'm interested.
Edit: Rocksmith 2014 edition.
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Rasix
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Truckasaurus hands.
Watching this muted is kind of fun, except everyone's wondering why I'm typing.
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Jeff Kelly
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I'm an apathetic, hedonistic, utilitarian, nihilistic existentialist.
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Is this presentation for real or an elaborate The Onion prank?
I always thought MS had a PR department or is it staffed with drunk hobos?
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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Aisha is lovely.
But I don't belive this version of Splinter Cell is the most detailed yet. Or that she can't wait for it.
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schild
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#girlwood
waht
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schild
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why'd they give a tiny girl such big tits
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Goreschach
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why'd they give a tiny girl such big tits
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schild
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Rayman looks like a weird ugly Vanillaware game.
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schild
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Also, who the FUCK in the gaming press gets excited about Rayman games?
Or rather, who follows E3 and cares about shit like this?
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Pennilenko
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Who writes the dialogue for this crap?
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"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Velorath
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Also, who the FUCK in the gaming press gets excited about Rayman games?
Or rather, who follows E3 and cares about shit like this?
They're just happy to not be seeing another Titanfall presentation. |
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schild
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They hire actual morons to write this stuff. They go out of their way to find the dumbest people imaginable.
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Pennilenko
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Haha, waits for applause...fucking crickets...
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"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Soln
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Mighty Marketing for Epic Franchise
yeah it's no TF2. And hasn't it been in marketing mode for like months/weeks?
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Velorath
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Why don't you talk about 1666 while you're up there?
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Velorath
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That's a long time to spend on the 4th racing game we've seen today.
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Rasix
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Driving Cars Fast: The New IP
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schild
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That was the most fun looking racing game we've seen thus far though.
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schild
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If I hear anyone say girlwood in real life, I will be put in prison.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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That was the most fun looking racing game we've seen thus far though.
Totally. Coop driving missions sounds damn fun to me. |
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Pennilenko
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I hope it has bumper or first person views. I don't like third person views in racing games.
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"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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koro
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I have to hand it to Ubisoft for actually playing this shit live.
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schild
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Ya know, on second thought, that series clearly just doesn't exist for any of us. Making fun of it is just pointless.
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Rasix
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Play your TV show.
YAHTZEEEEEEEEEE
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Soln
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Aisha (6"0) is a giant next to these guys
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schild
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wooo
assassinscreed
no one should've cared about this to begin with
sigh
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Evildrider
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It's strange that I really want to play the new South Park game.
Nagasaki!
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schild
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I feel like I'm the only person that remembers what a shitshow the first one was since somewhere along the line everyone decided to be all YEA ASSASSINS CREED MAN ITS JUST THE BEST
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Rasix
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The noises she makes are far more entertaining than the games they're showing.
Fuck. Frenchies again.
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schild
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This is a waste of Aisha.
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schild
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As you can see from the trailer, we've actually been drinking for literally 7 years. Nonstop.
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schild
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Just saw this on Reddit:  Man that would've been something. |
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schild
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btw, still not buying EA games, Battlefront or not. Anyone that does is an absolute chump.
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