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Well, shitty games need shitty 'musicians'.
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Did all of these developer fuckheads just recycle their scripts from E3 six years ago only adding idiotic phrases like THE CLOUD and DRIVEATAR!!! to make sure people think it's new?
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I don't let reality get in the way of a crappy joke.
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HaemishM
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Oh FIFA is fun for sure. But I don't think THE CLOUD is going to particularly make it more fun.
Also, did they just pipe in crowd noise? Probably to wake up the crowd.
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Sess needed the GOld membership at the MS conference
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Did he just say the cake door?
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I guess UFC is what I get instead of Fight Night. Hopefully the ground game doesn't suck.
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FIGHTING IS IN MY DNA!!!
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Man, I get that the EA bread and butter is their sports line, but this segment is so friggin' long.
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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Is it that hard to show gameplay?
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Sky
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Levelution!
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Sky
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Commander mode: awesome for clan games, crap for pubs
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HaemishM
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Woot! Sweaty, dead-eyed homoerotic games!
And now more homoerotic games WITH GUNS.
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Can they just stop letting French and French Canadien developers present?
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HaemishM
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Wait, they are putting back in the feature they removed from BF3 for fucking TABLETS? So that people who aren't playing with me can point out where the other team is and drop air strikes on their heads?
I... What?
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Rasix
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LET'S DO THIS. I'M PUMPED.
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Sky
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They should make it realistic, run into buildings
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Rasix
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Looking Down Sights, Shooting Shit: The Game.
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Taking a dump...and dumping orbital strikes on Haem's head...
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That totally looks nothing like Battlefield 3.  |
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Jet skis man. Welcome to the Levelution.
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USE THE MICE DUMBASSES.
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WUUUUUUUUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUUUUUUUB.
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Is it that hard to show gameplay?
You're seeing it. Gameplay means "use the game engine to render" instead of prerendered cutscenes nowadays. Nobody actually has mechanics to show off as it's all been the same for 10 years so there's nothing to show off. This is what exclusive licensing and Nothing-But-FPS gets you. |
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Mirror's Edge 2: The Punchening.
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Couldn't finish the first Mirror's Edge game, but it's nice they're making another one.
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They seem to be under the assumption that anyone played Mirrors Edge for the fighty bits.
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"It's going to be a great year for gamers"
Probably because we'll have so much money we didn't spend on the shit they're shoveling out.
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So is there anything being presented at E3 this year that I, as a PC gamer, should be interested in?
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E3 will be the reason my son will continue to get spoiled rotten. Or, I'll just upgrade my PC.
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Is it that hard to show gameplay?
You're seeing it. Gameplay means "use the game engine to render" instead of prerendered cutscenes nowadays. Nobody actually has mechanics to show off as it's all been the same for 10 years so there's nothing to show off. This is what exclusive licensing and Nothing-But-FPS gets you. The UFC game was the one game (okay Dragon Age also) I would have liked to see the mechanics of. |
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What did I miss? Nothing? GREAT
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