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Reply #350 on: November 20, 2012, 08:55:46 PM

From the Hollywood Reporter:  Lawrence Kasdan and Simon Kinberg are officially signed to write and produce installments of the new STAR WARS trilogy. It's not yet known which episodes they will write, or which they'll produce, but they're definitely on board.


Kasdan is the guy that wrote Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, and Raiders of the Lost Ark. 

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Reply #351 on: November 21, 2012, 02:39:45 AM

Holy shit!  Kasdan also wrote one of my favorite westerns, Silverado and The Big Chill.  Wow, this shit just got turned up to 11!

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Reply #352 on: November 21, 2012, 05:16:12 AM

So everyone is excited about a guy that hasn't written a good screenplay in 30 years is writing the new Star Wars?  why so serious?

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Reply #353 on: November 21, 2012, 06:08:35 AM

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Reply #354 on: November 21, 2012, 06:11:58 AM

The story for the Shadows of the Empire game was good as I recall, and he wrote the script there.

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Reply #355 on: November 21, 2012, 07:07:54 AM


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Reply #356 on: November 21, 2012, 07:27:25 AM

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Reply #357 on: November 21, 2012, 07:28:24 AM

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Reply #358 on: November 21, 2012, 07:37:50 AM

Oh the humanity.

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Reply #359 on: November 21, 2012, 11:06:17 AM

That might be the worst picture I have ever seen. Its down right creepy.

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Reply #360 on: November 23, 2012, 09:54:31 AM

Seriously, in a thread about star wars you thought it wise to challenge f13 to come up with dodgy image macros?

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Reply #361 on: November 29, 2012, 07:31:34 PM

that was ...  brilliant!

horrible, scary, preposterous, seizure-inducing, grotesque, insane, frightening, ludicrous, unlikely, and morbidly funny.

but brilliant

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Reply #362 on: January 24, 2013, 01:57:58 PM

So, apparently JJ Abrams will be directing the next Star Wars movie

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Reply #363 on: January 24, 2013, 02:00:57 PM

Oh great, lensflare from lightsabres too. Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #364 on: January 24, 2013, 02:08:07 PM

So...  Luke and crew are going to crash land and get marooned on a planet?
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Reply #365 on: January 24, 2013, 02:12:17 PM

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Reply #366 on: January 24, 2013, 02:19:12 PM

Lame. So Lame. So everyone but Abrams, Nolan and Whedon are garbage or over-the-hill?

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Reply #367 on: January 24, 2013, 02:23:36 PM

Disney doesn't want to take any chances and Abrams is a Star Wars nerd.  I don't blame him one bit.  Just as long as those shitbird writers from Lost stay the fuck away. Looking at YOU Lindellof.

So he gets both legendary sci-fi franchises.  It's good to be the king.

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Reply #368 on: January 24, 2013, 02:31:45 PM

Do we get to call him Jar Jar Abrams now?   awesome, for real
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Reply #369 on: January 24, 2013, 03:09:38 PM

Disney doesn't want to take any chances and Abrams is a Star Wars nerd.  I don't blame him one bit.  Just as long as those shitbird writers from Lost stay the fuck away. Looking at YOU Lindellof.

So he gets both legendary sci-fi franchises.  It's good to be the king.



And infact Lindelof is a HUGE star wars fan who littered (well, maybe not "littered" but there were many) the show (lost) with references to the saga, so here you go :P

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Reply #370 on: January 24, 2013, 03:35:43 PM

Well with Tatooine's two suns that'll be double the lens flare. Can't wait to see what retcons are put in this time... Leia and Chewie getting it on?

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Reply #371 on: January 24, 2013, 03:52:42 PM

The writer is Michael Arndt who wrote "Little Miss Sunshine" and "Toy Story 3"

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Reply #372 on: January 24, 2013, 03:55:26 PM

Oh great, lensflare from lightsabres too. Ohhhhh, I see.

Bring it on. This IP begs for the same kind of story-telling reboot he gave Trek. And he's a known quantity.

Him or Joss Whedon, I'd have been equally happy with either.

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Reply #373 on: January 24, 2013, 03:57:02 PM

Man, I'm just tickled by this. Considering he's a master at making things at the very least - watchable - and considering five of the six Star Wars movies range from nerd boner bullshit to completely unwatchable trash, this is just the best news.
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Reply #374 on: January 24, 2013, 03:57:26 PM

I want a ST/SW crossover movie. The torrent of nerd tears would never end.

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Reply #375 on: January 24, 2013, 03:57:41 PM

Oh man Darniaq, I would've been REAL happy with Joss Whedon, then I could've ignored it and immediately known what kind of shit it would've been.

That's almost better than JJ Abrams.
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Reply #376 on: January 24, 2013, 04:21:36 PM

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Reply #377 on: January 24, 2013, 04:26:19 PM

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Reply #378 on: January 24, 2013, 04:33:13 PM

 Head scratch

New tv show...I dunno, thought it was a timely quip.

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Reply #379 on: January 24, 2013, 04:35:16 PM

I know you were referring to JJ, I just don't want people bringing up that fucking show.
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Reply #380 on: January 24, 2013, 04:36:18 PM

Is it that bad? I've heard that it's just boring more than it is offensive.

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Reply #381 on: January 24, 2013, 04:40:31 PM

It's just wretched. Everything about it. Offensively wretched actually.
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Reply #382 on: January 24, 2013, 05:08:07 PM

Oh great, lensflare from lightsabres too. Ohhhhh, I see.
His defense of that was pretty buyable. It started with basically "I totally overdid it. Like a million times" and went into "But you gotta understand, lensflare is this fucking thing we hate." and sorta talked about how much of a PITA lens-flare is when you don't want it, and how they have filters or whatever to prevent it now, and suddenly they can add it back in through effects but ONLY when they want it, so now they're not fighting to induce it just right when they want it and bitching when it shows up the wrong way.

He's not the first nor the last guy to go "Oh cool, I can do X now!" and then overdo it. :)

Still, pretty happy with this. The Star Trek reboot was great.
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Reply #383 on: January 24, 2013, 05:12:25 PM


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Reply #384 on: January 24, 2013, 05:13:54 PM

I'm looking forward to Fluke Starbucker getting big fat cartoony hands and then riding the Willy Wonka tubes.

JJ Abrams. Jesus fuck.



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