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Cyrrex
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Reply #105 on: November 08, 2014, 07:53:26 AM

And those cheese doodles don't exactly pay for themselves.

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Reply #106 on: November 10, 2014, 11:12:39 AM

If you've watched the show, you know they haven't been spending it on food or home improvements.  why so serious?

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Reply #107 on: November 10, 2014, 01:34:30 PM

god I fucking hate these shitholes
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Reply #108 on: November 18, 2014, 07:03:27 AM

So, Mama Jabba decides to go on Dr. Phil to plead her case, or something. It does not go well.  Dr. Phil tells TMZ that Mama June has been with 4 criminals, including 2 sexual molesters, and these interviews will crack this wide open. He's furious and June's in big trouble now. Dr. Phil: "I don't know what men she's turning down, but the ones she's pickin..."   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJC4lDZFH-U

*Edit* Heres the full Dr Phil Episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZyY-ZkpfFw
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Reply #109 on: November 18, 2014, 12:01:46 PM

"I don't know what men she's turning down, but the ones she's pickin..."

I'm pretty sure he knows damn well what men she's turning down.

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Reply #110 on: November 19, 2014, 11:35:50 AM

None?

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Reply #111 on: November 19, 2014, 02:43:07 PM


"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
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Reply #112 on: November 22, 2014, 12:38:58 AM

"I don't know what men she's turning down, but the ones she's pickin..."

I'm pretty sure he knows damn well what men she's turning down.

Not if she had the last place on Earth to stick my dick into would I "pick" her. ACK!
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Reply #113 on: November 22, 2014, 09:01:33 PM

That's most likely her problem. The guys who she dates know that they can do whatever the fuck they like if they rent her their penises for a bit. The worst sort of men see her coming a mile away. And she is probably so desperate and has such a low self esteem that she will blindly look the other way.

Not that its not totally self inflicted in her case but good grief, even she could possibly find herself a decent guy if she said no to the losers for a while.

Sometimes irony is pretty ironic.
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Reply #114 on: November 22, 2014, 09:16:30 PM

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even she could possibly find herself a decent guy if she said no to the losers for a while.

no
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Reply #115 on: November 22, 2014, 09:41:36 PM

Yeah I need to stamp on that "looking for the best in humanity" nerve again...

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Reply #116 on: November 23, 2014, 07:39:18 AM

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even she could possibly find herself a decent guy if she said no to the losers for a while.

no

Wasn't the guy she was with during the show that she dumped for the guy who raped her daughter like an actual decent dude? I never watched the show but I haven't heard anything bad about him.

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Reply #117 on: November 23, 2014, 10:05:52 AM

Define decent.

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Reply #118 on: November 23, 2014, 10:30:01 AM

Has not had his penis in any children's throats.

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Reply #119 on: November 23, 2014, 02:02:50 PM

By that definition he ('Sugar bear') was decent. However, He did serve 5 years in prison, I think for burglary. In fact all four fathers of her children have prison records, though to be fair only 2 (yes two) of them have served sentences for Child Molestation. The other one will be out in 2025 so plenty of time.

So, yeah she has a 50% pervert miss rate. That's not too bad, right?  why so serious?

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Reply #120 on: November 23, 2014, 04:37:59 PM

Has not had his penis in any children's throats.

Low bar, but I like your definitions.

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Reply #121 on: November 24, 2014, 01:37:06 AM

That could be the best grief title ever, btw.

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Reply #122 on: November 24, 2014, 02:57:31 PM

That could be the best grief title ever, btw.

 awesome, for real

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Reply #123 on: March 17, 2019, 04:54:06 PM

RIIIISEEE!! Ya, your life was so much better when you had forgotten this awful family even existed, wasn't it.

Sadly, Mama June has... fuck I have no idea if these was one of her past Ex con boyfriends or if this is a new soon to be ex con boyfriend.

https://consequenceofsound.net/2019/03/mama-june-arrest/

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June Shannon, a.k.a. “Mama June” from the TLC reality TV series Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, was arrested this week and charged with felony possession of a controlled substance and drug paraphernalia.

TMZ reports that Shannon and her boyfriend, Geno Doak, were arrested at an Alabama gas station on Wednesday following the report of a domestic incident between the couple. While performing a search of their vehicle, police found crack cocaine, a needle, and a pipe.

Shannon and her daughter, Alana, came to fame on the TLC reality series Toddlers & Tiaras, which led to their own spin-off series, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. After four seasons, Honey Boo Boo was cancelled when Shannon became involved with a registered sex offender. More recently, Shannon starred in WE tv’s From Not To Hot, which chronicled her 300 pound weight loss.

That link has a video lint to "10 most disgusting momonets of Honey Boo Boo" if you want to enrich your life.

Bot its ok guys. they hit the Casino a few days after getting arrested, as you do. And this link has video of a repulsive woman at a slot machine because you desperatly need that memory in your life. Thsi has a few more details of the arrest.

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Mama JuneHits The Casino with Boyfriend
... Days After Crack Arrest

3/16/19 2:07 PM PDT

Mama June was feeling lucky after her arrest for crack cocaine earlier this week ... so she rode that wave by rolling into a casino and hitting the slots.

The reality TV star was spotted at a slot machine early Saturday morning at a casino in Wetumpka, Alabama. We're told she was there around 3 AM, with her boyfriend, Geno Doak, right by her side. Hard to tell if she hit any jackpots -- not too many smiles here.

We broke the story ... Mama June AND Geno were both arrested Wednesday after a reported domestic incident at a gas station. When cops investigated, they say they found controlled substances on both of them, including drug paraphernalia. Police say Mama June was in possession of crack cocaine, and that Geno had a needle in his pocket.

Geno was also arrested for domestic violence/harassment.

Clearly, whatever happened between June and Geno wasn't bad enough to keep them apart for long. Geno seems to be attentive and relaxed as his gal works the machine.

As for why she was gambling at all, who knows. Maybe after a bump in the road, ya just gotta let the good times roll.
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Reply #124 on: March 17, 2019, 05:01:14 PM

all that plastic surgery, weight loss, lipo, lap band, whatever the fuck

still looks like a creation of buffalo bill

goodbye horses, indeed
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Reply #125 on: March 17, 2019, 11:22:58 PM

Here I was naively thinking that the only reason this thread would get bumped was for a death.
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Reply #126 on: March 17, 2019, 11:58:33 PM

Fuck you for reminding me this human simulacrum still draws breath. Don't bump this thread again unless someone is dead, please.

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