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Reply #70 on: June 07, 2012, 06:36:18 pm

Activision Blizzard's market value is 3 times that of EA's so that would be quite the feat if EA acquired them.
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Reply #71 on: June 07, 2012, 08:02:31 pm

Activision Blizzard's market value is 3 times that of EA's so that would be quite the feat if EA acquired them.

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Reply #72 on: June 07, 2012, 08:25:15 pm

Zynga has roughly the same market cap as EA.
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Reply #73 on: June 07, 2012, 09:28:07 pm

Zynga has roughly the same market cap as EA.
I'm aware.
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Reply #74 on: June 08, 2012, 08:47:07 am

ZAB games?  Awesome.

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Reply #75 on: June 08, 2012, 09:54:18 am

The only way that configuration could be more fucking evil is if they hired the Good Doctor and our Favorite Banned Vole Fucker to create an MMOG.

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Reply #76 on: June 08, 2012, 11:34:57 am

The only way that configuration could be more fucking evil is if they hired the Good Doctor and our Favorite Banned Vole Fucker to create an MMOG.

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Reply #77 on: June 08, 2012, 12:12:44 pm

I want to watch it all burn in an orgy of smashed Coke machines and weasel rape.

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Reply #78 on: June 08, 2012, 12:25:52 pm

I want to watch it all burn in an orgy of smashed Coke machines and weasel rape.

I believe my sig quote from Ironwood has a new challenger.

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Reply #79 on: June 08, 2012, 12:54:03 pm

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Reply #80 on: June 08, 2012, 01:08:39 pm

I want to watch it all burn in an orgy of smashed Coke machines and weasel rape.

I believe my sig quote from Ironwood has a new challenger.

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Reply #81 on: June 08, 2012, 04:17:12 pm

E3:  Where you can shoot lots of imaginary characters in the face and find your true love.
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Reply #82 on: June 08, 2012, 06:01:19 pm

I want to watch it all burn in an orgy of smashed Coke machines and weasel rape.

I believe my sig quote from Ironwood has a new challenger.

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Reply #83 on: June 08, 2012, 11:49:22 pm

The only way that configuration could be more fucking evil is if they hired the Good Doctor and our Favorite Banned Vole Fucker to create an MMOG.
They already have the English Guy With Sunglasses, so it'd be about perfect.

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Reply #84 on: June 09, 2012, 12:43:44 am

I tried Planetside 2. The shooting works, that is good.


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Reply #85 on: June 10, 2012, 10:19:29 am

Why would vivendi want to sell off a cash cow?

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Reply #86 on: June 10, 2012, 03:01:27 pm

Why would vivendi want to sell off a cash cow?
Because that cashcow has peaked and I'd wager not a single soul inside Vivendi likes anyone at Activision, the top manufacturer of deadbeats and assholes in the gaming industry.
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Reply #87 on: June 11, 2012, 05:02:44 pm

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Reply #88 on: June 12, 2012, 01:52:42 pm

PC/console/angry-birds* gaming is dying.

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Reply #89 on: June 12, 2012, 04:21:17 pm

Seeing discussion on Lum's Broken Forum made me Google the trailer for the new Tomb Raider game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3HfmcDRbn8

Good Christ, when did they decide to let Eli Roth direct a Tomb Raider game? What... the... fuck?

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Reply #90 on: June 12, 2012, 08:09:49 pm

Some studio head really enjoyed uncharted
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Reply #91 on: June 13, 2012, 07:24:29 am

I was pretty bummed when I saw that footage. Tomb Raider Underworld was a really great game hampered by some awful action sequences. I got stalled at the extensive motorcycle stuff and never went back to it, and it's still the showpiece of 3d gaming.

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Reply #92 on: June 13, 2012, 10:04:28 am

There's some impressive looking stuff in that trailer, but nothing about it made me even remotely think of Tomb Raider. Not even her boobs.

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Reply #93 on: June 13, 2012, 11:13:02 am

Good Christ, when did they decide to let Eli Roth direct a Tomb Raider game? What... the... fuck?

I enjoyed the comments that went, "I've never liked Lara Croft because she was always so good at everything, but now she's bleeding and crying and fighting off rapists, she's more believable".

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Reply #94 on: June 13, 2012, 11:52:27 am

That trailer was terrible.

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Reply #95 on: June 13, 2012, 02:43:19 pm

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Reply #96 on: June 13, 2012, 09:34:57 pm

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Reply #97 on: June 14, 2012, 02:32:12 am

 awesome, for real

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Reply #98 on: June 15, 2012, 06:56:57 pm

Is that the Ark they are boarding at the start?

and the gate is like I TOO AM CAPABLE OF SPEECH
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Reply #99 on: June 25, 2012, 07:45:43 pm

I made a good choice going on vacation to the beach and a national park during all this.

Just based on what little I have gathered, gaming has almost grown up.  Sometimes we will get a Dark Knight but usually we will get a Failure To Launch or Leonard Part VI.  Long live the garage game developer!

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Reply #100 on: June 26, 2012, 03:41:43 am

Speaking as an old man, I dislike that 'grown up' has become a synonym for 'Shit.'

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Reply #101 on: June 26, 2012, 09:47:31 am

It's actually a synonym for money-grubbing shitcocks getting involved on the business end and focus-group strip-mining every available commodity for the last goddamn micro-penny they can get out of a property.

But "shit" does encapsulate it succinctly.

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Reply #102 on: June 26, 2012, 01:21:44 pm

I don't know if there is a separate term for maturity of an industry versus a person.  However, both become more hateful and loathsome over time.

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Reply #103 on: June 26, 2012, 04:39:31 pm

Kind of like "Elder Game"?

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