Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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I got married a few hours ago.
Just wanted to share.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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You have my condolences...
Seriously though, congratulations! Did your state legalize it or did you have to travel? ;)
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Abagadro
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Cool. Congrats.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
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IainC
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Good luck and congratulations. Going anywhere nice for the honeymoon?
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Surlyboi
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You have my condolences...
Seriously though, congratulations! Did your state legalize it or did you have to travel? ;)
That's why we bought the place in Palo Alto.  Although teh gay marriage is legal in NYC now, which would be awesome if I was... gay. No honeymoon 'til Feb/March. We're gonna go to Fiji and Vietnam. |
Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Abagadro
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I've wanted to go to Vietnam since that Top Gear episode there.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
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Korachia
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Congratulations :)!
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NiX
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Congrats! Was looking at engagement rings with the girlfriend today. I still don't get the point of them, but whatever.
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Abagadro
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Was reading an article about that the other day. There was really no such tradition of an engagement ring until the Debeers company in the 30s decided to create it to juice sales. So there is no point.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
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Azazel
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The point is pretty much that almost 100 years on, women expect it, it's a societal norm, and chicks like jewelry.
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Sky
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Congrats, Shirley Bob!
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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The point is pretty much that almost 100 years on, women expect it, it's a societal norm, and chicks like jewelry.
My chick just wants 20 bucks on the dresser when I'm done. It's expected. |
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Was reading an article about that the other day. There was really no such tradition of an engagement ring until the Debeers company in the 30s decided to create it to juice sales. So there is no point.
Good luck to any of you dumb enough to try using that with your potential doom partner. I simply explain that I do not have the financial backing to invest in precious minerals, which also explains why I am single.  |
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Krakrok
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Was reading an article about that the other day. There was really no such tradition of an engagement ring until the Debeers company in the 30s decided to create it to juice sales. So there is no point.
Good luck to any of you dumb enough to try using that with your potential doom partner. I simply explain that I do not have the financial backing to invest in precious minerals, which also explains why I am single. I used it. CZ worked for me. |
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Furiously
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Rent Blood Diamonds, then propose afterwards.
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Nebu
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Congratulations!
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Tebonas
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Congratulations!
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Lantyssa
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Wohoo, Surly! My best to you and the new missus.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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cironian
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dinggrats and all!  |
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ghost
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Congratulations. Being married is as fun as everyone says it is. |
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Amarr HM
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Another good man down.
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I'm going to escape, come back, wipe this place off the face of the Earth, obliterate it and you with it.
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Congratulations to you both! What kind of wedding did you have? Huge? Small? Surreal? |
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Merusk
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And you posted here on your wedding night? Seek help. And congrats. It'll turn to ashes soon enough. |
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Threash
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Congratulations!
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I am the .00000001428%
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Lantyssa
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And you posted here on your wedding night?
Seek help.
I thought about that, then realized he probably did it on his iphone/pad while she was in the bathroom. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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NiX
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Was reading an article about that the other day. There was really no such tradition of an engagement ring until the Debeers company in the 30s decided to create it to juice sales. So there is no point.
Link to article. Had an interesting "discussion" with my girlfriend's friend, who has no real world grasp of money because her parents pay for everything, about why engagement rings and 20-50k weddings are ridiculous and stupid. At some point an analogy was made that used saving for your child's education to illustrate how a wedding is an investment.  |
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Cyrrex
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Congrats, dude.
Now stop talking to us useless people and go consummate that sumbitch.
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Soln
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Congratulations!
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K9
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Congratulations man, hope you had a fantastic day. All the best you you and the wife.
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Surlyboi
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And you posted here on your wedding night?
Seek help.
I thought about that, then realized he probably did it on his iphone/pad while she was in the bathroom. Close. On the phone in the car on the ride back down the mountain while she took a nap. |
Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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MuffinMan
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Ah, sounds like a chloroform wedding.
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Sand
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Heck I didnt even know you were dating. I thought you were some Manhattan playboy.  Congrats! Now for the kids! |
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Heck I didnt even know you were dating. I thought you were some Manhattan playboy. Congrats! Now for the kids! Holy shit slow down man. One tragedy at a time. |
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