Fairies With Attitude - Straight outta Lorien...
None of that whack ass Treeman bullshit here, these are all Elf, all the time.
Mab and Boadicea run the joint, hard-ass Wardancers who don't take no shit. Boadicea was running with a crew called the Iceni but they got smoked by the SP muthafuckin' QR. Mab is a crazy bitch who rolls with the Unseelie Fae.
Holding down the back field is the main man Caractacus. He's got the skills to pay the bills when he throws that ball. Him and his Catevellauni homies are always getting hassled by the law.
When Caractacus is doing business, it's Hengist and Horsa who are his main customers. They are the fay on the way and they catch all the bitches and all the balls. My man Bede be rappin' about these two all the damn time on account of them being hardcore Saxon motherfuckers. Kingdom of Kent for life yo!
The rest of the crew are Vercingetorix, Prasutagus, Vortimer, Vortigern, Ecdicius, Myrddin and Eremon are all stone cold hustlers from the hood. Prasutagus was shacked up with Boadicea for a bit until the law came down on them. Vercingetorix and his Averni gangstas got busted and since then he's been on the run. Ecdicius thinks he's ghetto but everyone knows he's a wannabe from the 'burbs.
Fo' shizzle.