Yegolev
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The job posting does use wording about being OK in a chaotic environment.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Cyrrex
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That's code for "our management doesn't know what they are doing" and/or "you are going to be working waaaay more than 40 hours roflcopters".
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Salamok
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Vendor manager in a chaotic environment sounds like it would be perfect for raking in the kickbacks. The only way such a position would be appealing to me would be if I could do it in the most unethical manner possible.
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Yegolev
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The long hours don't exist. Some of the vendors are probably NCEP, NWS, and ECMWF. I'm really not sure what that guy did in the entirety. Mostly he just reminded me to put my project hours into the system.
We still need a dev-ops engineer. Feel free to interpret that title as you like.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Salamok
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heh, no i am stuck in some weird situation where i jumped through so many hoops with the 3+ month onboarding process to get my current position that I can't bring myself to cut bait and run until I have discovered what my entire job entails. I am 10 weeks in and still have not contributed anything or really figured out what I will be able to contribute (assuming I can contribute at all).
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RhyssaFireheart
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Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck! My noisy nemesis from earlier this year just go relocated to a cube catty corner from me. RIP my sanity having to listen to her voice again. At least the head admin said she'd get me a pair of noise cancelling headphones. Guess I better get used to wearing those full time now.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I'm getting some complaints about my Jabra Elites, because people don't look for them and walk up behind me and go into a long explanation of something and I never even know they're there. Not sure I see the problem.
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Rasix
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On week 3 in Manchester. Supposedly I get to go home on Friday.
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Chimpy
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On week 3 in Manchester. Supposedly I get to go home on Friday. Manchester, UK or Manchester, NH?
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Rasix
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UK. Hey, at least it stopped raining.
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Salamok
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Newly proposed apple campus is going to be walking distance from my house, is it possible to get a job there w/o being an avid user of their products?
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Trippy
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Depends on the job.
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schild
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Sell the house. That's called a winning lottery ticket. Move to actual Austin.
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Ironwood
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UK. Hey, at least it stopped raining.
Sucks to be you. And it stopped raining to make way for the snow.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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HaemishM
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UK. Hey, at least it stopped raining.
Sucks to be you. And it stopped raining to make way for the snow. There's a football game being played in London on the TV behind me, and holy shit, is it pissing down raining there.
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Salamok
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Sell the house. That's called a winning lottery ticket. Move to actual Austin. Hey, I may be in WilCo but I have an Austin address! An extra 100k in home equity 3 years from now isn't exactly a major lifestyle change.
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Trippy
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What's the median home price in that area?
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schild
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~$450k (you'll see numbers down to about $260k though and that includes uhhhh, a lot of nothingnowhereshacks/countryland)
Edit: I should make things perfectly clear - the Apple campus isn't REALLY in Austin. Anyone who lives near the actual city will make excuses not to drive that far north.
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Trippy
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Yeah so ~25% or ~$110K bump initial bump in property value sounds reasonable given a $450K median home sale price. If you hold on to it longer, though, you could potentially see a doubling in value within 5 or 6 years given how many people may eventually be employed there.
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schild
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Yeah. He's gonna do well. The last house on my block (of 15 nearly identical homes), just sold for $159k more than mine.
Getting in early was the play.
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Gimfain
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Been a year at my current job now, got a nice raise now, another nice raise this summer, now I just better make sure that the company dont go nuts during the summer.
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When you ask for a miracle, you have to be prepared to believe in it or you'll miss it when it comes
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Samwise
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For the first time in my life, I'm feeling like a nervous wreck heading into Christmas because of tight work deadlines that were set right before the holiday. I do not enjoy it.
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Yegolev
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For the first time in my life, I'm feeling like a nervous wreck heading into Christmas because of tight work deadlines that were set right before the holiday. I do not enjoy it.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Took the last 10 days off from applying for jobs...assuming most decisions are going to be made in January anyway. Will go back to full time searching then.
This sucks.
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Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
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Yegolev
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Sorry. As you no doubt know, yearly/quarterly budgets cause posting to come in waves.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Hawkbit
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Took the last 10 days off from applying for jobs...assuming most decisions are going to be made in January anyway. Will go back to full time searching then.
This sucks.
My contract wrapped up on the 28th, so I'm back to the grind as well. Good luck. I'm trying to stay out of the east side jobs, easily 80% of the postings are Redmond/Bellevue/Kirkland. That commute suuuuucks from West Seattle. Nothing better than 3+ hours commuting per day.
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Selby
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The one good thing about where I work: we received our budget in full in September so the shutdown doesn't cause us any problems. One less thing to worry about...
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Salamok
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The one good thing about where I work: we received our budget in full in September so the shutdown doesn't cause us any problems. One less thing to worry about...
We are in a situation where all of us contractors are funded and most of our government counterparts are on furlough, things are quiet and we are losing a lot of traction on our projects.
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Rasix
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Wife is furloughed now. Their department had 2 more weeks of funding than other areas, so she just stopped work and getting paid on Monday. It's kind of awesome having a stay at home wife, but this shit needs to end. We'll be fine, but I'd rather not eat into savings for how ever long this tantrum lasts.
Looks like I'm getting extra vacation for my emergency Manchester trip. This is fine, but I'd rather just have money. I have enough vacation. Give me some sort of bullshit award or soemthing.
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Teleku
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I'm the total opposite. Even when we get authorized for extra overtime pay, I specifically request comp time instead. I have plenty of money, but I blow my vacation almost as fast as I get it.
Also, despite our main HR department telling me so, looks like they continued funding my job using a different pot of money after the shut down. So not actually getting any of my two week vacation that started the same day as the shut down back. Also, have to keep showing up to work. I never get furloughed. :(
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Hawkbit
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I got an interview next week with a company that is a mile from my house. I cannot tell you all enough how excited I am for the possibility of a 15 minute walk to work instead of a 60-75 minute bus ride.
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Yegolev
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Amazing. Jelly.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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WayAbvPar
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I got an interview next week with a company that is a mile from my house. I cannot tell you all enough how excited I am for the possibility of a 15 minute walk to work instead of a 60-75 minute bus ride.
That is awesome! Hope it works out for you- especially since the viaduct goes away in less than 24 hours, which will utterly and completely fuck traffic in/out/around/near Seattle for the next century. I have been using Dice/Indeed/LinkedIn/StateUnemploymentPage for most of my job searches. Finally got around to completing my profile in ZipRecruiter, and am damned glad I did. Have one interview scheduled, another place has asked for interview times (and is like 4 miles from my house...ONE TIME!), and a third has asked for salary requirements** and if an 8-5 schedule works for me. I am sure much of it is because the new year has brought new projects and full budgets, but I vastly prefer the interface on ZR and feel like their setup works well for employers as well. On Indeed, for example, maybe a third of the listings allow you to apply directly with your Indeed profile (and the resume on file there), while the rest take you offsite to either other third party processors, or to the company's own website. You almost always have to create a fucking profile, and then get on with the actual application. ZipRecruiter is all one click to apply. I fucking love it. **Anyone have advice on answering questions about salary? I don't want to scare anyone off with overly high requirements, but I also don't want to take 30% under market value if I can possibly avoid it. Any HR folks have insight on how this works on your end?
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Salamok
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**Anyone have advice on answering questions about salary? I don't want to scare anyone off with overly high requirements, but I also don't want to take 30% under market value if I can possibly avoid it. Any HR folks have insight on how this works on your end?
My schtick is usually along the lines of "I love what I do and the the people I work with are a ton of fun but I feel like I have so much more to offer above and beyond the scope of my current position. I am not looking to make a lateral move my current salary is x for doing y and my hope is that that any offer I receive will reflect increased responsibilities." Other than the tons of spam (which you can opt out of I think) I also thought ziprecruiter was pretty good. I love the feedback they give you on people viewing your application.
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schild
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Alternatively, ask around about the position you're looking at, try to find the market standard.
And proceed to lie.
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