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Topic: Skyline (2010) (Read 14979 times)
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Nerf
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I went in hoping for independance day 2, I got cloverfield 2: not nearly as exciting
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fuser
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Comstar
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I thought was an ok movie - Basically Independence day from the point of view of the same characters as Cloverfield, filmed live in Los Angeles.
I also thought the US military vs the Aliens was well done.
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Defending the Galaxy, from the Scum of the Universe, with nothing but a flashlight and a tshirt. We need tanks Boo, lots of tanks!
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Nerf
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I also thought the US military vs the Aliens was well done.
Ugh, that part bothered me more than anything else. |
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Teleku
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Battle Los Angles is our only hope apparently.
On the bright side, out of the entire world, it appears aliens only want to attack California (judging by all the movies). Damn we're awesome.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Sir T
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Well it makes a change from attacking New York.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Mrbloodworth
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How much pointless shaken cam?
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Ironwood
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Well it makes a change from attacking New York.
But if that happens, at least we know how to escape from it. |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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WindupAtheist
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I also thought the US military vs the Aliens was well done.
Ugh, that part bothered me more than anything else. This post made me happy.  |
"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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fuser
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I also thought the US military vs the Aliens was well done.
Ugh, that part bothered me more than anything else. |
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Surlyboi
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Well it makes a change from attacking New York.
But if that happens, at least we know how to escape from it. Well played sir. |
Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Chimpy
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Well it makes a change from attacking New York.
But if that happens, at least we know how to escape from it. New York or L.A. ? |
'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Tale
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Battle Los Angles is our only hope apparently.
The directors of Skyline are the special effects guys for Battle Los Angeles. They apparently didn't tell Sony they were making Skyline for release ahead of B:LA. Talk of a lawsuit. |
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HaemishM
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Finally watched this movie.
What a boring, flimsy piece of shit. The aliens made no sense. The "plot" was written on the back of a cocktail napkin and left enough room for 16 quadratic equations. This wasn't an alien invasion movie, it was a goddamn zombie apocalypse flick only with aliens instead of zombies. The ending was beyond retarded and also made no sense. I feel all the dumber for having watched it.
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Ratman_tf
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I rather liked it. The characters were all various shades of douchebag, the aliens used lens flares to kill people,  , the earth was laid waste and everybody died except for the two main characters, who probably got killed shortly after the credits rolled. And sucking up people's brains to use as computers isn't any dumber than the other movie excuses for an alien invasion flick. |
 "What I'm saying is you should make friends with a few catasses, they smell funny but they're very helpful." -Calantus makes the best of a smelly situation. |
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Ironwood
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Yeah, if this was a book, it'd turn into fucking rapture nonsense.
Let's hope not, eh ?
So this film finally came to Sky UK and I just had to quote this because, well, damned if I've not hit the nail on the head ; This turned into rapture nonsense. What a fucking obtuse and stupid shitty waste of everyone's time. I'm going to make it clear as others should have made it clear to me : DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. IT'S AWFUL. |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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