The battlefield stank thick with writhing “progressives.”

[pxib]

Zandor stood in the doorway, raking the onlooking crowd with the hot coals of his eyes.

It's this year's Little Lytton.

[tazelbain]

Nine-year-old Kyle Graddy looked out across a minor league baseball diamond for the first time in his life and pondered the possibility of his own death.

What is wrong with this one?

[Typhon]

This is a mystery about a murder I committed.

LOL

[trias_e]

"At the peak of a golden career Liu Yan lost control of the very limbs that experts say made her dances so magical."

 

I can't stop laughing at this.  I think it's far worse than any of the made up ones.  

Good thing the author consulted those experts to find out what caused the magic behind her dances.  Turns out, after years of intensive study, they concluded that it's all in the limbs!  The one she no longer has control of!  OH GOD THE IRONY