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Reply #980 on: September 20, 2010, 01:44:09 PM

I feel sorry for Geldon, he's going to have an uphill battle trying to going to turn that thread into being all about him.

I wasn't even going to bother opening that link until I read this. Somehow, watching him strive for letting everyone know how mature and great he is never gets old.
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Reply #981 on: September 20, 2010, 01:51:05 PM

Poor Lorekeep, thinking he could talk sense to the man.

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Reply #982 on: September 20, 2010, 01:53:31 PM

No, I think he did some good work in that thread.  He's come a long way, our boy.  He trolled him like a pro.

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Reply #983 on: September 20, 2010, 02:02:16 PM

Can we get the tophat/monocle smiley in here, stat?
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Reply #984 on: September 20, 2010, 02:23:57 PM

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When Jesus H. Christ said for us to turn the other cheek, he never said anything about the other person toting a frying pan.

I kind of want to attend services at his church now. Just to see...  why so serious?

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Reply #985 on: September 20, 2010, 02:26:10 PM

Does anyone have the client installed? I'm honestly curious if they turned off /who, or if Mr Smart is basically throwing more shit against the wall to see if it sticks
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Reply #986 on: September 20, 2010, 02:27:31 PM

Jesus that is some good Internet wankery. Oh, the good Doctor never ceases to entertain. GOOD SHOW, OLD BOY!

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Reply #987 on: September 20, 2010, 02:52:06 PM

I didn't feel bad about it but you guys make me feel better.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #988 on: September 20, 2010, 03:00:08 PM

I just de-lurked at Lum's blog and assume it will be worth it for entertainment value alone.


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Reply #989 on: September 20, 2010, 03:02:14 PM

First reaction was "yeah, I read that in google reader, everybody on F13 reads Lum's blog, right?", but I clicked in case he had updated further, and happened to page down to the comments.... schadenfreude so sweet and smooth, like ripe peach ice cream, tiny crystals of ice and sugar melting on my tongue. Such a contrast of flavors and textures. Freebasing, mainlining schadenfreude. Thanks for being you, Derek, you magnificent obscene beautiful freak.
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Reply #990 on: September 20, 2010, 03:27:33 PM

That man is insane.

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Reply #991 on: September 20, 2010, 03:33:26 PM

Christ, he's like the energizer bunny, he just keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going. And going.

Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Reply #992 on: September 20, 2010, 06:42:30 PM

I spied Lorekeep channeling some Abagadro from the rental house comedy extravaganza.  awesome, for real

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Reply #993 on: September 20, 2010, 08:33:07 PM

Could Geldon get his nose any further up?

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And you deserve your success, I should say. Though I’ve taken some amateurish construction set runs at the task myself, I’ve never seen through the construction of a game myself, but I’ve encountered the monolithic challenge of realizing a vision firsthand, and Battlecruiser (and the related series to follow) were certainly one of the most ambitious visions I’ve ever seen.
That said, we all have different hats to wear, and as a fellow whose gamer hat has seen far too much wear from overuse, I dare say I would have liked to see that vision shoehorned into something a tad more stable and less complicated.

I keep having to resist going in there with a stick and *poke poke poke* at the hornets nest.
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Reply #994 on: September 20, 2010, 09:05:26 PM

Don't fight the feeling.   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #995 on: September 21, 2010, 12:12:19 AM

I spied Lorekeep channeling some Abagadro from the rental house comedy extravaganza.  awesome, for real
Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw
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Reply #996 on: September 21, 2010, 06:44:28 AM

What if the two of them get close and accidentally mate?  Their hellspawn could destroy the world.  The World!

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Reply #997 on: September 21, 2010, 06:47:35 AM

I don't really understand f13's Serek Dmart fetish.  Its not even entertaining to read, its just a waste of time.
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Reply #998 on: September 21, 2010, 07:00:25 AM

Why can't people look away when they know there's going to be a trainwreck?

Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Reply #999 on: September 21, 2010, 07:26:19 AM

If that train made a million bucks a year but just sat in the slums all the time and never went anywhere.
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Reply #1000 on: September 21, 2010, 07:31:00 AM

I think what makes this especially beautiful is that Serek Dmart's descriptions of Allen end up having a beautiful kind of mirroring to them, almost as if he knows how much he's describing himself in the process.

Another thing I love, though, is Dmart's very long-standing habit of monetary e-peen stroking, the whole "I make a quarter million every quarter" off of my 14 games, etcetera. S Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #1001 on: September 21, 2010, 09:13:28 AM

I don't really understand f13's Serek Dmart fetish.  Its not even entertaining to read, its just a waste of time.

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Reply #1002 on: September 21, 2010, 09:34:15 AM

What if the two of them get close and accidentally mate?  Their hellspawn could destroy the world.  The World!
Don't know about mating, but the court battle over rights to the hellspawn and who is going to pay the alimony would be worth it.
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Reply #1003 on: September 21, 2010, 10:49:38 AM

I don't really understand f13's Serek Dmart fetish.  Its not even entertaining to read, its just a waste of time.

He is the Lindsay Lohan of f13. And Broken Toys. And ...

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Reply #1004 on: September 21, 2010, 10:53:14 AM

I don't really understand f13's Serek Dmart fetish.  Its not even entertaining to read, its just a waste of time.
I don't know about the rest of you, but Derek threatened to sue me around 15 years ago for something totally harmless, and I've been keeping tabs on his crazy ass ever since.
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Reply #1005 on: September 21, 2010, 11:35:57 AM

ZOMG LANTYSSA
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Reply #1006 on: September 21, 2010, 12:06:27 PM

Such as Sky who is about to be sued for plagiarism.

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Reply #1007 on: September 21, 2010, 12:14:59 PM

I don't really understand f13's Serek Dmart fetish.  Its not even entertaining to read, its just a waste of time.
I don't know about the rest of you, but Derek threatened to sue me around 15 years ago for something totally harmless, and I've been keeping tabs on his crazy ass ever since.

It's like a comet going around the sun: I'm sure he'll get around to threatening to sue you again eventually.
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Reply #1008 on: September 21, 2010, 12:49:32 PM

I think he just went full retard.

"But you are more than welcome to say something that isn’t true and see just how quickly and systematically I turn your entire life upside down and inside out."
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Reply #1009 on: September 21, 2010, 01:23:24 PM

I guess that confirms my theory that Dmart bats his eyelid with the force of a hurricane.

"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw
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Reply #1010 on: September 21, 2010, 01:59:27 PM

Jesus.  He really does just sit around, hammering f5 on various message boards so he can reply.  4 whole minutes is all it took for him to reply.  Sadly, I have not yet been server with a suit, nor has my life been turned upside down, and inside out.

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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Reply #1011 on: September 21, 2010, 02:54:21 PM

I'm impressed they got him to comment on his Ph.D. He managed to keep a lid on that for years, it was the one thing you couldn't bait him on. Huffman offered to shut down his website and offer a public apology if he proved he had a Ph.D in the late 90s.
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Reply #1012 on: September 21, 2010, 05:12:39 PM

Interesting reading.

I went through Dave Allen's blog post carefully. As I understand it his case regarding defamation rested to some extent on his being a private figure rather than a public figure and on his having not significantly participated in the mud-slinging. While I'm not a lawyer, it would seem he has decided he'd prefer to have a blog post out than to win his court case.

Then Serek Dmart apparently turned down an opportunity to amicably settle the litigation out of court because it would have meant taking his defamatory blog post down.

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He’s trying to use this blog bullshit as leverage for us to agree to the edits in the agreement. Since I have the last word, I’ve flat out rejected it. Especially the part where he wants me to take down my blog, interviews etc

It seems these fellows place a lot of value on their right to internet free speech. Or just cannot control their actions when in front of a keyboard.
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Reply #1013 on: September 21, 2010, 06:12:54 PM

For some people, winning is everything. Regardless of how it makes you look. It's an Internet Tough Guy Fight, but with lawyers around the edges.

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Reply #1014 on: September 22, 2010, 12:25:34 AM

I spied Lorekeep channeling some Abagadro from the rental house comedy extravaganza.  awesome, for real

Ha, I saw that too.  Heart

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