Pennilenko
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I think that was the porpoise.
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"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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rk47
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The Patron Saint of Radicalthons
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Fordel
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So that's a thing.
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and the gate is like I TOO AM CAPABLE OF SPEECH
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Der Helm
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Wtf is that ?
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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TheWalrus
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Reverse tentacle rape.
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I mean it is kinda T related, but...I don't want to rk up the titty thread.  |
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angry.bob
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We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I.
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Wtf is that ?
It's the post-death/T-virus transformation version of Rachael Foley from Resident Evil: Revelations, normally referred to as Rachael Ooze. That's kind of a bad picture of her, she normally has much nicer looking boobs. Anyway, the golden colored boot looking thing is her slime covered hair hanging down over her face, while the sock looking thing with a lamprey mouth is standard RE transformation creepy zombie attack crap. |
Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
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calapine
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Wtf is that ?
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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rk47
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Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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I thought when I saw that creepy mascot that rk47 would be all over that.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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rk47
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Yeah I really like the bear. He's got that spark of uniqueness compared to the bland and generic cat and rabbit. I just laugh when he came on screen. Slightly awkward yet friendly bear.  That's the face I make when I read stuff like dis. |
Colonel Sanders is back in my wallet
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calapine
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Culture wars, a bit differently:  Apple, via its iBookstore, refused to publish the novel by Bénédicte Martin, because it's cover (pictured above!). Now the author's publisher, in what is probably a clever viral-marketing move, announced to appeal to the EU Commission (or, more exactly, the Commissioner for Competition, Joaquín Almunia). I hope something come out out of it. Fuck American prudery!  |
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« Last Edit: March 20, 2014, 03:16:57 PM by calapine »
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Der Helm
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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Look, you can have all the stories about werewolves, dinosaurs, mummies, goblins, and sentient cats raping women you want. But GODDAMNIT if you show nipples we're going to ban you.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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God, I hope that Christie Sims (244 titles) and Alara Branwen (255) are actually experiments in AI fiction-writing. Or a 4chan trolling project run amok. Anything but actual people. And if you know they're real, please don't tell us. --Dave |
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calapine
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I like the Amazon reviews. This is for the one Helm linked:  |
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CaptainNapkin
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Once split a 12.5lb burger with a friend.
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But still gave it 2 stars so not a total wash...  |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I've seen a few stories on the dino pr0n eBook market. The author's are real and they sell better than my books. They make me very very sad.
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satael
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But still gave it 2 stars so not a total wash... Well, he didn't say that he didn't like it, just that it was not really for his five year old  |
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Lakov_Sanite
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I've seen a few stories on the dino pr0n eBook market. The author's are real and they sell better than my books. They make me very very sad.
Clearly you need to write more inter-species erotica into your work. |
~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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calapine
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40 cm long dead rat: That thing started to live in a kitchen of a Swedish family. Pest controller put out the trap seen on the picture. Rat survived it and kept running around until finally suffocating. Reads like a horror story.  |
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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An amazing light source and she takes a pic full of shadows, come on.
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Ironwood
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More likely to be using the camera to 'check' than take a pic.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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How is this not T&A related? Not that I care overly much.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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Too many dudes on that beach.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Evildrider
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That pic would have been a lot funnier if all the dudes had been staring at her.
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calapine
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Gelatogate! (© by me) Italian Civil Service Minister Marianna Madia caught eating an ice cone.  Caption: "She knows how to do it with an ice cream".
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Yegolev
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I've been told that Italy was once a center of learning and enlightenment.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ironwood
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So were a lot of places.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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I read that Glasgow is a university city.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ironwood
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Also, a shithole.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Segoris
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