Nonentity
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2009 Demon's Souls Fantasy League Champion
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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/33274144.htmlLet's fly away in your UFO, my sweet alien princess. Let's watch the sunset and sunrise from 200 miles above the Earth while we dance in the weightlessness of your spacecraft. Let's stare deep into each other's eyes and feel the spiritual connection of our two beings. Let's exchange oral fluids and mingle our tongues as we ascend further and further into space. Let's... HOLY SHIT, THE MOON! My dear alien princess, fuck moonlit beach-walks, we're FLYING by the FUCKING MOON! EDIT: I don't know whether this needs to be said or not, but it's NWS, insofar as the content of the text is concerned.
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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tazelbain
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Alien princess, indeed. Clearly the guy is looking for a good probing.
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"Me am play gods"
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Hawkbit
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Posts: 5531
Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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It's written too well to be real. The 'JO bud needed for JO into a tornado' one was much more realistic.
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Grand Design
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The 'JO bud needed for JO into a tornado' one was much more realistic.
I read that three times before it registered. Now I want to unread it. I'd visit craigslist, but I don't want to get hep. And strangled. |
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stray
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Posts: 16818
has an iMac.
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You can even get fucked in the ass with the job offerings on there.  |
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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stray
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has an iMac.
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What the hell is "JO"?
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Grand Design
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Christ. I hope he gets his wish. If only more deviants had obsessions involving certain-death situations.
I love how he throws 'no gay stuff' in there. Because that would be weird.
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stray
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Posts: 16818
has an iMac.
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Never mind I get it now.  |
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stu
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Posts: 1891
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I want to bang a Republican.
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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FatuousTwat
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What? No "No homo." at the end? |
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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NiX
Wiki Admin
Posts: 7770
Locomotive Pandamonium
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Lantyssa
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Feh! A year too old. I figure the rest falls into the 90% category.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Tarami
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I'm glad to see she's ready to give almost anyone a chance.  |
- I'm giving you this one for free.
- Nothing's free in the waterworld.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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I'm a year too young, and also not Canadian. Alas, we shall never meet. |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Grand Design
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I'm too short and don't have much tolerance for watching my girlfriend get fatter while playing WoW.
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Lantyssa
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Buy her a stationary bike with an LCD attached. Then you can watch her get skinny while playing WoW.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Grand Design
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I used to do leg stretches while catassing in EQ.
But that was more to stave off the deep vein thrombosis while grinding the billionth AA in Plane of Earth.
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bhodi
Moderator
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No lie.
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X seeking Y always makes me laugh when X demands exacting physical specifications but gives only the vaguest description of their own.
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NiX
Wiki Admin
Posts: 7770
Locomotive Pandamonium
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I could tell she missed the point of Craigslist when she said they should apply to her post if they meet the description. I'd love to see the horrendous amount of cock pictures she was sent over this.
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Grand Design
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I could tell she missed the point of Craigslist when she didn't ask for a JO bud to JO into a tornado.
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Hawkbit
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Posts: 5531
Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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I used to do leg stretches while catassing in EQ.
But that was more to stave off the deep vein thrombosis while grinding the billionth AA in Plane of Earth.
You know, that was the one upside to EQ. Playing a Wizard with 8-10 minutes of downtime between kills, I got arm reps and situps in nightly. Not so with these newer, faster paced games.  |
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Grand Design
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I was a shaman so there was no downtime. If I wasn't slowing, I was DoTing and HoTing. When the mobs went down, I was healing and buffing. And then I had to canni for mana.
Yes, I miss it.
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Tebonas
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Ah, the Cannindance. Good times, no game could ever recreate that level of pure awesomeness by silly situps.
Also, this thread is disappointing, No pics of hot extraterrestrials?
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trias_e
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I hate that this thread is truncated to 'I want to bang an ex...' on the main forum index. Because I do want to bang an ex and it keeps reminding me. Jerks.
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