Horrible, Awful movies that don't deserve their own threads.

[stray]

direct real hate

Paul Walker and Channing Tatum

[HaemishM]

direct real hate

Paul Walker

DIE DIE DIE

[Draegan]

Last Dragon

[Grand Design]

Is she still getting work?

Isn't there a rumor about that she's being considered for Catwoman in Nolan's next Batman?

[Lakov_Sanite]

The last dragon may have been bad, but it was AWESOME


Sho 'Nuff!

[Murgos]

Last Dragon

You're insane.

"Now all the masters knows
that you need the glow,
You need the glow, the glow to grow."

Is it possible that your ability to recognize was broken by childhood trauma?

[Sky]

Last Dragon is a classic!

[Pennilenko]

I vote that we have Last Dragon permanently stricken from this thread!

[Phildo]

I vote that we have Last Dragon permanently stricken from this thread!

I think all references to the Last Dragon need to be denned immediately.

[WayAbvPar]

Last Dragon was pure unadulterated 80s style awesome. So horribly bad it is brilliant! I caught the last 30 minutes on Encore or HBO or something a couple of weeks ago. Good times. It almost made me resubscribe to CoH so I could create Sho Nuff.

As for Nic Cage- Raising Arizona is one of my all time favorite movies. However, I would be willing to have its very existence scrubbed from reality if by doing so I could undo everything else Nic Cage has done. God he is a fucking douchenozzle hack fuckstick cocksucker. He is also a bad actor. 

[Grand Design]

I half watched Employee of the Month last weekend. 

Fuck you, Dane Cook, fuck you very much.

[Morat20]

I vote for The Shadow with Alec Baldwin. I caught the first 10 minutes of that and couldn't figure out what it was, why it was so bad even by Alec Baldwin standards. It was horrible.

[stray]

Alec Baldwin standards are pretty damn good, if you ask me. And the guy gets even better with age.

You must be thinking of the other Baldwins.

[Abagadro]

Baldwin's turn in Glengarry Glen Ross is the best 10 minute performance in movie history IMO.

[Grand Design]

I loved him in The Departed.  The perpetual stain on the shirt was a nice touch.

[Yegolev]

It could be that The Departed and Glengarry Glen Ross were completely awesome, instead of Alec.  Although he's pretty good at times.  The Shadow was balls.  I also remember thinking that movie where Ned Beatty and Madonna were in a comic book being bad, too.

[Triforcer]

Dick Tracy bad?  Oh no you din't. 

[stray]

I loved him in The Departed.  The perpetual stain on the shirt was a nice touch.

Good in his small bit in Aviator as well.

Good in a lot of supporting roles actually. Great Balls of Fire to add another.

And a fucking great SNL guest. "Father Rod" anyone?

[Velorath]

I loved him in The Departed.  The perpetual stain on the shirt was a nice touch.

Good in his small bit in Aviator as well.

Good in a lot of supporting roles actually. Great Balls of Fire to add another.

And a fucking great SNL guest. "Father Rod" anyone?

The Canteen Boy sketch he did with Adam Sandler was fucking hilarious.

[Sir T]

I thought his acting was a bit wooden in "Team America, World Police"

[Grand Design]

The Canteen Boy sketch he did with Adam Sandler was fucking hilarious.

Ahahaha I forgot about that one.  Going to watch it now.

[FatuousTwat]

Dick Tracy bad?  Oh no you din't. 

When I was a little kid, that was one of my favourite movies... I even dressed as Dick Tracey for Halloween once. I was odd.

[Sky]

Baldwin is one of the best SNL hosts, along with Walkin and Timberlake. Hell, Timberlake explaining the show he had to cancel :( was better than most of the show. Too bad music pays so much better than comedy, he's really good.

Actually, most guests SNL has been getting are so bad they probably belong in this thread.

Good call on the Dane Cook movie. So bad. I caught some of Tim the Tool Man's superhero (with kids!) movie, Zoom. Atrocious tripe.

[Khaldun]

The thing that bothered me about The Shadow was that there were one or two bits where you could see a completely different movie trying to poke its way through that might have been good. And then there is just badness and pain. Basically part of the problem is that the guys making it could just not take the material seriously, or come up with an angle, so they stuck in lots of camp at more or less random moments.

Very similar in that way to the also-bad but somehow more entertainingly cheesy The Phantom. Also reminded me of the really, really bad old Doc Savage film with Ron Ely that I remember seeing a couple of times when I was a kid.

[Sir T]

I was going to post the Phantom actually. I grew up reading the phantom comic strip. I LOVED the Phantom, loved the background story, loved the character. The film made my inner child shed a tear.

I didn't because Affleck was really really trying to act it well, but he was handed a crappy script, with a diabolically bad story and director. The film utterly sucked but it wasnt his fault. but feel free to add it to the list.

Electra was yet another grimace educing film. And when I saw it I was on a long plane rife and they played it twice, so I got to check was it really as criminally bad as it was the first time round. Nope, it was even worse.

I liked the Shadow for the moments it didn't suck. And there were quite a few. It was a patchwork of quite cool moments glued together with crappy ducttape. I wont argue anyone that thought it was bad, but I'd definably watch it again.

[stray]

The Phantom has Kristy Swanson and Catherine Zeta Jones in their heyday. Good enough.

[TheWalrus]

I was going to post the Phantom actually. I grew up reading the phantom comic strip. I LOVED the Phantom, loved the background story, loved the character. The film made my inner child shed a tear.

I didn't because Affleck was really really trying to act it well, but he was handed a crappy script, with a diabolically bad story and director. The film utterly sucked but it wasnt his fault. but feel free to add it to the list.

Electra was yet another grimace educing film. And when I saw it I was on a long plane rife and they played it twice, so I got to check was it really as criminally bad as it was the first time round. Nope, it was even worse.

I liked the Shadow for the moments it didn't suck. And there were quite a few. It was a patchwork of quite cool moments glued together with crappy ducttape. I wont argue anyone that thought it was bad, but I'd definably watch it again.

Just out of curiosity...were you drunk when you posted this? Some non normal typing in there from ya.

[Xerapis]

I thought he was drunk because he confused Affleck with Billy Zane.

[DraconianOne]

Or Daredevil with Phantom

[Sir T]

Just out of curiosity...were you drunk when you posted this? Some non normal typing in there from ya.

One is curious what you would class as normal from me.

I thought he was drunk because he confused Affleck with Billy Zane.

Guilty, except that I was as ever stone cold sober.

[HaemishM]

I liked the Shadow, but yeah, it was shitty. I burst out laughing in the theater when Baldwin said, "We're Americans! We don't have to take it!" Just something about that line and the delivery was so 

All that talk about good turns by Baldwin in movies and no one mentions The Cooler? Best performance of his life.

[Yegolev]

Daredevil was terrible.  Do not watch.

[HaemishM]

Watch the director's cut. It's much better - though still only mediocre at best.

[Sky]

Agreed. I saw the Director's Cut on Haem's recommendation and at least the movie makes sense. Whoever edited the theatrical version should be shot.

[stray]

Still been meaning to do that. I like the Daredevil enough that I tolerate the theatrical version somewhat. Still sucks though.