Halloween Costume Ideas

[Sky]

My neighbors have this inflatable skeleton in a suit and top hat playing a pipe organ with an audio loop of Toccata & Fugue. It's fucking awesome. And we keep thinking it's Olberman doing the Worst Person in the World skit.

[Signe]

I really need you to send me a box of what you are taking.

It comes in a bag.   

[Cyrrex]

You could paint a little black square under your nose, glue a potato to your penis and go as a dick tater.   

You really shouldn't be making me laugh while I'm on a phone conference.  Try to be a little more respectful next time.

[stray]

Bah, I think I might do an Alex DeLarge thing now (besides, it'll give me ample excuse to kick every Joker's ass wherever I go  ). Either that, or an 80's breakdancer (complete with Kango and visor shades).

My beret is too big..and I don't feel like getting another. So long Che! I hardly knew ye.

[NiX]

I've been watching those old videos of people dressed up as pacman characters chasing each other around. Makes me want to be pacman.

[stray]

Too cumbersome. I need to smoke cigarettes.

I like costumes that 1) let me get through doorways 2) let me do normal shit 3) basically doesn't look like much of a costume 

I'm no fun really

[edit] Then again, I've been thinking of a funny idea for "Heavy Metal Jesus". Some Jesus getup and wig, with Gene Simmons makeup.

And if you don't have any ideas, then one of you should do that.

[Mrbloodworth]

My girl is putting together a "Slash" costume ,i was thinking of king diamond, but i don't like doing face paint for a number of reasons. I need to think of another 80's rocker.

[stray]

If she's Slash, then wear a red bandana, red wig, kilt, and charlie manson shirt. Maybe you'll look like someone.

[stray]

lmao

Douchebag batman

[stray]

This is both creepy and awesome.

There is another Baby Man:

[stray]

Oh fuck yeah. I need to contact this dude. 

http://www.webspawner.com/users/charlloots/index.html

[Sky]

I've been watching those old videos of people dressed up as pacman characters chasing each other around. Makes me want to be pacman.

Get drunk and punch a mofo. 

[stray]

You could also be Pacman from Colors, and walk around spraypainting dumb kids in the face.

[NiX]

Those are both astounding ideas.

I might cop out and be V.

[Sky]

Dress up as videogame pacman, then get drunk and punch a mofo. Tell him TO is your bitch. You know, really shake things up and confuse him.

[stray]

Those are both astounding ideas.

I might cop out and be V.

Actually, just like Rasix, you should just affect the look of your avatar.

[Mrbloodworth]

If she's Slash, then wear a red bandana, red wig, kilt, and charlie manson shirt. Maybe you'll look like someone.

Yeah, but i was hoping to be someone i liked. 

[stray]

OK, then dark long hair, denim shirt, aviators, and leather pants. And lots of swagger. Also, tell everyone that they're fucking slaves.

And if you don't like that guy, then you suck!

[Paelos]

I'm thinking about getting a monkey costume and a top hat.

I think that might be too expensive though.

[MrHat]

I'm thinking about getting a monkey costume and a top hat.

I think that might be too expensive though.

I may shamelessly rip that off. Or

Hitler the douchbag artist

Or

The American economy.

[schild]

Hitler the douchbag artist

So, Titler?

[Oban]

The American economy.

So... charts, based on incomplete and/or inaccurate information, that will be seen by many...

You will be dressing up as a fur fucker?

[stray]

I'm curious about douchebag hitler artist guy.. what is that? Hitler with beret and palette?

...

you know what's cool about halloween? you can practically take anyone or any concept, and zombify them. zombie hitler, zombie madonna, zombie hunter s thompson, zombie che in my case...

[voodoolily]

Zombie McCain! Oh wait, he's already a zombie.

I could put a scar on my face and be Tina Fey doing Palin.

[Surlyboi]

Possibly Hancock.

Knit cap, sweats, a hoodie, shades and a bottle of cheap whiskey. Easy peasy.

[Chimpy]

Best costume I ever had was the Unabomber. Last minute, 10 bucks for a zip up hooded sweatshirt and a pair of Blu-Blockers at walmart and I was set.

Of course, everyone said "great costume, not much of a stretch though".

[NiX]

I want to do that as my costume, but for the life of me can't find a mask anywhere close to that. Even latex. Any help?

[Special J]

One Mike Myers mask. One long haired wig.  One KFC bucket.

voila.


If the bucket is full then eat the contents first.

[stray]

I want to do that as my costume, but for the life of me can't find a mask anywhere close to that. Even latex. Any help?

Well...There are cat masks everywhere, but most of them are female-oriented. Here's one that isn't:



http://www.halloweenexpress.com/midnight-mask-p-7761.html

Probably tough finding a top hat for that one though...


This may work better, and it's funnier too...

http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6253.html




Here's a decent non-faggy half mask:

http://www.costumechik.com/productDetails/1017763/1019832/1000508




Here's another cheapo one... Kinda funny.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000VWJ8OQ?smid=A39CZC0BLMZ66Q&tag=shopzilla_rev_1412-20&linkCode=asn




"This soft foam cat mask is sure to inspire hours of creative fun."

Oookay...

[MrHat]

Hairy Man in Toothfairy costume.

Pedobear.

[stray]

Unfortunately, you have to make a pedobear costume.

[Lantyssa]

Dude, are you trying to get this site busted for child porn?

[stray]

That's porn?

Color me unimpressed. 

 

[edit] Gah! Seriously? You got me all paranoid now. 

I'm feeling the crushing guilt. Thanks! I'll remove it now.

[Lantyssa]

I wouldn't call it porn per se, but really, it's a borderline pic.  Tweens showing their panties is questionable enough to be not worth risking it.

[stray]

Heh cool enough.


Ahem. I'd like to point out to anyone reading that when she says "tween" she means on the older end of the scale. Not the younger. 

I may be a little crazy, but not that crazy.