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Amarr HM
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Withnail: [having just drunk a bottle of lighter fluid] Got any more?
Marwood: No. I have nothing.
Withnail: Liar. What's in your toolbox.
Marwood: Nothing.
Withnail: Liar. You've got antifreeze.
Marwood: You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks.
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I'm going to escape, come back, wipe this place off the face of the Earth, obliterate it and you with it.
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Chenghiz
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Qui Gon Jinn: There's always a bigger fish.
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Trippy
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Moving to gen disc.
Rules thread, motherfucker.
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Lakov_Sanite
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Good....bad....I'm the one with the gun.
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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Raging Turtle
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"The sweet is never as sweet without the sour."
"Hold on tightly, let go lightly."
Vanilla Sky and The Croupier.
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Oban
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Fuck me harder! HARDER! Pound me until my head is so empty that I can't even remember the name of the one Supreme Court case I actually know! I want it to burn. Burn like a banned book. Oh God, Oh God, OH MY GOD! MAKE ME SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE! - Sarah Palin, Riding Pipeline (aka Nailin' Pailin)
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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stu
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lol That's classic.
Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Wooderson:You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Yegolev
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Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Stormwaltz
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"The last pages are for you, Sam."
All right, kind of a book quote. But still.
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Nothing in this post represents the views of my current or previous employers.
"Isn't that just like an elf? Brings a spell to a gun fight."
"Sci-Fi writers don't invent the future, they market it."
- Henry Cobb
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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"Hold on tightly, let go lightly."
The Croupier.
"Welcome back Jack, to the house of addiction." |
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DraconianOne
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"With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels."
"Only after disaster can we be resurrected."
"Fuck Damnation. Fuck Redemption. We are God's unwanted children."
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
I hope I don't have to say where they come from!
"My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone" - Patrick Bateman
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A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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DraconianOne
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"I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion."
Also Patrick Bateman.
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A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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FatuousTwat
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You missed (IMO) the best 2.
"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."
ATM Machine: "Feed me a stray cat."
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Slayerik
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Victim: Sirius Maximus
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Ok, not a ton of wisdom here but fuck it!
Top Gun:
Admiral Whatshisnuts: "You screw up this much and you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!"
Goose: "Ahhhhh ! *snap*"
Major League:
Cerrano: Ahh, Dejesus. I Like him. But he no help with the curveball.
Harris: You're trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
Braveheart
"Long spears, long as a man!"
"Some men are longer than others!"
Reservior Dogs:
"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy....or you gonna bite?"
Pulp Fiction:
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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"I have more qualifications than Jesus and earn more than this whole board put together. My ego is huge and my modesty non-existant." -Ironwood
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Stormwaltz
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Braveheart
"Long spears, long as a man!"
"Some men are longer than others!"
Ah, you forgot the best part. The second guy's 60+ father saying, "Yer mother's been tellin' ya stories about me again, eh?" |
Nothing in this post represents the views of my current or previous employers.
"Isn't that just like an elf? Brings a spell to a gun fight."
"Sci-Fi writers don't invent the future, they market it."
- Henry Cobb
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Slayerik
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Victim: Sirius Maximus
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Indeed , good catch :)
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"I have more qualifications than Jesus and earn more than this whole board put together. My ego is huge and my modesty non-existant." -Ironwood
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DraconianOne
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You missed (IMO) the best 2.
"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."
ATM Machine: "Feed me a stray cat."
I thought it was wisdom we were going for, not just good movie quotes?  Not that we can't have both! "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" (If you don't know what this is from, you really, really should) "We're gonna need a bigger boat." (Likewise. More so.) "Nothin' more foolish than a man chasin' his hat." (Miller's Crossing) Still - quotes: "That thing in the cellar is not my mother!" (Evil Dead 2) "You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex. And I should know - we can smell our own." (Mallrats) "You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity." (Toy Story) |
A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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IainC
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Wargaming.net
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"We've gone on holiday by mistake!" - Withnail and I
"We didn't win at Dunquerque by running away you know!" - Whoops Apocalypse
"You can put a cat in the oven but that don't make it a biscuit." - White Men Can't Jump
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Murgos
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Tony D'Amato: I don't know what to say really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives, all comes down to today. Now either we heal as a team, or we're gonna crumble. Inch by inch, play by play -- till we're finished. We're in hell right now gentleman. Believe me. And we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back, into the light. We can climb out of hell, one inch at a time.
Now I can't do it for you, I'm too old. I look around I see these young faces and I think, I mean, I made every wrong choice a middle aged man can make. I, uh, I pissed away all my money, believe it or not, I chased off anyone who's ever loved me, and lately I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.
Y'know when you get old in life things get taken from you, I mean that's that's that's part of life. But you only learn that when you start losin' stuff. You find out life's this game of inches, and so is football. Because in either game, life or football, the margin for error is so small, I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it, one half second to slow or to fast, you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break in the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when we add up all those inches that's going to make the fucking difference between winning and losing. Between livin' and dying. I'll tell you this in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die who's gonna win that inch , and I know that if I'm going to have any life anymore it's because I'm still willin to fight and die for that inch. Because that's what livin is. The six inches in front of your face. Now I can't make you do it. You gotta look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now, I think you're gonna see a guy who will go that inch with you. You're gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows when it comes down to it, you're going to do the same for him.
That's a team gentlemen and either we heal now as a team or we will die as individuals. That's football guys. That's all it is. Now, What are you going to do? |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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God I love that fucking speech.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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"Fuck Damnation. Fuck Redemption. We are God's unwanted children."
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
That whole scene is full of wisdom: "This is the greatest moment of your life and you're off somewhere, missing it." "Congratulations you're one step closer to hitting bottom." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuiKJ0rRTAoEdit: To avoid the triple post: "Always bet on black." Also: "I bet your the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around." |
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« Last Edit: October 09, 2008, 08:29:32 AM by MrHat »
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Amarr HM
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Tony D'Amato: I don't know what to say really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives, all comes down to today. Now either we heal as a team, or we're gonna crumble. Inch by inch, play by play -- till we're finished. We're in hell right now gentleman. Believe me. And we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back, into the light. We can climb out of hell, one inch at a time.
Now I can't do it for you, I'm too old. I look around I see these young faces and I think, I mean, I made every wrong choice a middle aged man can make. I, uh, I pissed away all my money, believe it or not, I chased off anyone who's ever loved me, and lately I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.
Y'know when you get old in life things get taken from you, I mean that's that's that's part of life. But you only learn that when you start losin' stuff. You find out life's this game of inches, and so is football. Because in either game, life or football, the margin for error is so small, I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it, one half second to slow or to fast, you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break in the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when we add up all those inches that's going to make the fucking difference between winning and losing. Between livin' and dying. I'll tell you this in any fight it's the guy whose willing to die who's gonna win that inch , and I know that if I'm going to have any life anymore it's because I'm still willin to fight and die for that inch. Because that's what livin is. The six inches in front of your face. Now I can't make you do it. You gotta look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now, I think you're gonna see a guy who will go that inch with you. You're gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows when it comes down to it, you're going to do the same for him.
That's a team gentlemen and either we heal now as a team or we will die as individuals. That's football guys. That's all it is. Now, What are you going to do? Pacino right (can't remember film name)? That's a good scene. |
I'm going to escape, come back, wipe this place off the face of the Earth, obliterate it and you with it.
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schild
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Any Given Sunday. Here's the other key quote:
"On any given Sunday you're gonna win or you're gonna lose. The point is - can you win or lose like a man?"
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FatuousTwat
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"I bet your the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around."
Someone I knew had that play with each windows error message... Got old fast. |
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Morfiend
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"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
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stray
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has an iMac.
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"Self improvement is masturbation.
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Now self destruction..."
Here's hoping Rockwell's Choke will be as quotable as the book.
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Amarr HM
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Ok some more Withnail & I,
Marwood: Give me a Valium, I'm getting the FEAR!
Danny: [very calmly] You have done something to your brain. You have made it high. If I lay 10 mils of diazepam on you, it will do something else to your brain. You will make it low. Why trust one drug and not the other? That's politics, isn't it?
Withnail: What are you talking about, Danny?
Danny: Politics man. If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision: let go before it's too late, or hold on and keep getting higher. Posing the question, how long can you keep a grip on the rope?
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I'm going to escape, come back, wipe this place off the face of the Earth, obliterate it and you with it.
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DraconianOne
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"I bet your the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around."
Someone I knew had that play with each windows error message... Got old fast. Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann is definitely one of the most quotable characters in the last 25 years. |
A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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Chimpy
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"Go that way, very fast. When something gets in your way, turn." - Monique Better Off Dead
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Riggswolfe
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"Take off and nuke the sight from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Aliens. Best movie wisdom ever IMO.
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"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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FatuousTwat
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"Self improvement is masturbation.
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Now self destruction..."
Here's hoping Rockwell's Choke will be as quotable as the book.
I always thought it was And self destruction. I'm half deaf. |
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Yegolev
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Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.
Andy: It's all about connections.
Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits...
Andy: Yeah.
Mooj: and butthole pleasures.
Andy: It's not about butthole pleasures at all.
Mooj: It's not about the rusty trombones, and the dirty sanchez...
Andy: Please stop.
Mooj: and the Shanghai bowtie, and the pussy-juice cocktail, and the shit stained balls...
Andy: Mooj, just please, stop.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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The things you own end up owning you.
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Lantyssa
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"That's great kid. Don't get cocky."
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Zetleft
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"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are." "You might be a king, or a little street-sweeper, but sooner or later, you dance with the Reaper." "A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face, Jack. Yeah, and a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain." "Don't know. Mongo only pawn in game of life." "Movies are fucking bullshit." |
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