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Draegan
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Reply #2100 on: April 20, 2010, 06:57:55 AM

Mesmerizing

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Reply #2101 on: April 20, 2010, 10:29:22 PM

I need to have my pendulum calibrated.

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Reply #2102 on: April 22, 2010, 11:43:20 PM

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Reply #2103 on: April 23, 2010, 02:40:51 AM

Oh God I think I'm broken. About 2 seconds after going, "My God she's gorgeous" I thought, "but she really needs to clean that fridge."

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Reply #2104 on: April 23, 2010, 02:50:06 AM

In fairness, the fridge is fucking filthy.

I wish SHE was as filthy as the fridge.

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Reply #2105 on: April 23, 2010, 02:55:49 AM

I noticed the fridge before the girl  swamp poop
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Reply #2106 on: April 23, 2010, 08:36:38 AM

Is that an opened can of cat food in the fridge? Eww.

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Reply #2107 on: April 23, 2010, 08:52:05 AM

What fridge?
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Reply #2108 on: April 23, 2010, 09:02:14 AM

More.

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Reply #2109 on: April 23, 2010, 11:00:01 AM

Why do people need 10 different fucking flavours of jam?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #2110 on: April 23, 2010, 11:02:07 AM

Why do people need 10 different fucking flavours of jam?

For the girl, of course.

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Reply #2111 on: April 23, 2010, 11:11:49 AM

I'll be in my larder.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

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Reply #2112 on: April 23, 2010, 11:12:55 AM

Hat wins the thread. Thanks for playing, everyone!

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Reply #2113 on: April 24, 2010, 11:59:54 AM

I had no idea I was surrounded by food fetishists.

That said, what are her plans for that non-dairy whipped topping?

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Reply #2114 on: April 24, 2010, 03:06:44 PM

I had no idea I was surrounded by food fetishists.

That said, what are her plans for that non-dairy whipped topping?

Safe cream filling?

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Reply #2115 on: April 29, 2010, 03:54:00 PM


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Reply #2116 on: April 29, 2010, 06:20:11 PM


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Reply #2117 on: April 29, 2010, 07:06:31 PM

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Reply #2118 on: April 30, 2010, 12:00:34 AM

I know I've done this before, but

 Love Letters

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #2119 on: April 30, 2010, 02:54:13 AM

If ever a pic was to be on a permanent Bloodworth'd rotation, that one would do quite well.  Eat

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Reply #2120 on: April 30, 2010, 08:26:38 AM

Wow.  Yes please.
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Reply #2121 on: April 30, 2010, 10:59:24 AM

Needs a nuzzling. 
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Reply #2122 on: April 30, 2010, 07:45:04 PM

If I could, I would marry a supermodel just to dump her for Christina Hendricks.

Yeah she's hot...but some of those shots, especially the makeup, made her look terrible.

Still hot.

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Reply #2123 on: April 30, 2010, 08:32:38 PM

I prefer Kat Dennings

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Reply #2124 on: May 01, 2010, 01:01:36 AM

Why the long face ?

 awesome, for real

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Reply #2125 on: May 01, 2010, 04:33:40 AM

Woman needs to fucking smile more and stop using the same deadpan, souless-eyes look in every photo she allows to be taken.  Check google images to see what I mean.

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Reply #2126 on: May 01, 2010, 04:50:36 AM

Kat is one of those chicks you always overlook because they just don't have anything to draw you in...until you accidently run into her on vacation at the beach. Then you spend the next few months re-evaluating your life and how such a hotty stayed off your radar for so long.

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Reply #2127 on: May 01, 2010, 07:21:08 AM

How's this for a more flattering picture?


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Reply #2128 on: May 01, 2010, 07:47:08 AM

That doesn't look like the same lassie.  The 2nd picture is miles better.

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Reply #2129 on: May 01, 2010, 08:07:09 AM

Who is she, other than some random actress? I mean, she's cute and all, but she's not the unpossible level of beauty we're normally tossing about here. Maybe that's a good thing? More normal looking women?

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

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Reply #2130 on: May 01, 2010, 09:59:06 AM

She's an actress with giant breasts.  (And an inch of make-up in that second pic.)  That's pretty much it.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #2131 on: May 01, 2010, 10:01:27 AM

I'm pretty sure that's Katharine McPhee.
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Reply #2132 on: May 01, 2010, 10:12:13 AM

It is Katherine McPhee. 

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Reply #2133 on: May 01, 2010, 10:12:50 AM

Who is she, other than some random actress?

Girl from 40 year old virgin.

Second pic is not the same girl.

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Reply #2134 on: May 03, 2010, 04:38:44 AM

I will make my debut in the T&A thread by bringing you no T or A, but rather some very nice legs :)


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