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dannyBstyle
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Reply #35 on: May 19, 2008, 09:22:39 PM

WHAT THE FUCK!#@!??!?!

I PAID FOR THIS GAEM!@!#$

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Montague
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Reply #36 on: May 19, 2008, 09:24:43 PM

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There have been some minor issues coming up during the final tests. To make sure everything works as intended and to be able to provide the best possible performance we need to extend the downtime of the game servers by another hour.
I really like that eloquent wording...

"We're fucked, the authentication server can't handle the load!"
"Um, ok. Keep delaying every hour until all the US East Coast fuckers are asleep. We'll figure something out in the morning."

Curious how the "minor issues" crop up minutes before the next hour delay.

When Fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross - Sinclair Lewis.

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Engels
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Reply #37 on: May 19, 2008, 09:28:15 PM

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The US servers should be online again at around 6 am GMT.

We are aware that extended downtimes never are a pleasent thing. We apologize for the inconvenience and thank you for your patience.

So we went from 9 pm EST to 11 pm EST. Blech. No Conan for me.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

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Reply #38 on: May 19, 2008, 09:29:32 PM

It's becoming Funcomtastic!

So, for the EA stuff, how many hours was it actually up for?

Every time I wanted to play, up until the scheduled time today, I was able to.
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Reply #39 on: May 19, 2008, 09:42:34 PM

Just got in.
Montague
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Reply #40 on: May 19, 2008, 09:44:31 PM

Servers are up and I'm getting an authentication error. I sense clusterfuckery afoot.

When Fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross - Sinclair Lewis.

I can tell more than 1 fucktard at a time to stfu, have no fears. - WayAbvPar

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Reply #41 on: May 19, 2008, 09:48:13 PM

Good thing I'm already in. Btw, only 40 people got onto the server doing a search from 1-80.
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Reply #42 on: May 19, 2008, 09:51:29 PM

Looks like it's still EA only, and not all of them can get in  awesome, for real
Montague
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Reply #43 on: May 19, 2008, 09:53:11 PM

Looks like it's still EA only, and not all of them can get in  awesome, for real

Funcom has some communication issues.  awesome, for real

When Fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross - Sinclair Lewis.

I can tell more than 1 fucktard at a time to stfu, have no fears. - WayAbvPar

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Reply #44 on: May 19, 2008, 09:53:55 PM

It's good to see they are still flying by the seats of their pants after all these years.

rattran
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Reply #45 on: May 19, 2008, 09:57:14 PM

I was starting to doubt we'd see another failed/flawed launch, but Funcom rose to the challenge!

Montague
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Reply #46 on: May 19, 2008, 10:00:03 PM

So did Funcom ever officially give a launch time? Morons on the main board are saying 12 pm EST TOMORROW.

When Fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross - Sinclair Lewis.

I can tell more than 1 fucktard at a time to stfu, have no fears. - WayAbvPar

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Reply #47 on: May 19, 2008, 10:01:18 PM

schild says to keep bitching, he can't respond to the thread because he is too busy playing.

why do i do what he tells me to? :(

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Reply #48 on: May 19, 2008, 10:13:59 PM

Since early access was set to start at 12pm EST, it makes sense that the official launch would be the same time, I didn't read anywhere that this downtime was the official launch, just that they were prepping for it.
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Reply #49 on: May 19, 2008, 10:18:44 PM

Since early access was set to start at 12pm EST, it makes sense that the official launch would be the same time, I didn't read anywhere that this downtime was the official launch, just that they were prepping for it.

Makes sense. If only Funcom would have put something somewhere on the official site it would be nice.

When Fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross - Sinclair Lewis.

I can tell more than 1 fucktard at a time to stfu, have no fears. - WayAbvPar

We all have the God-given right to go to hell our own way.  Don't fuck with God's plan. - MahrinSkel
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Reply #50 on: May 19, 2008, 10:19:42 PM

I have no clue where I'm supposed to go next for quests in the 30 range. So, yea....

Black Castle is giving me hella experience though. I thought level 31s would be harder at 28-29. Negatory.
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Reply #51 on: May 19, 2008, 10:37:00 PM

Got to 29.5, server just went down.
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Reply #52 on: May 19, 2008, 10:44:10 PM

Got to 29.5, server just went down.

I would shed tears for you but I'm too busy rolling my face around my pizza.

When Fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross - Sinclair Lewis.

I can tell more than 1 fucktard at a time to stfu, have no fears. - WayAbvPar

We all have the God-given right to go to hell our own way.  Don't fuck with God's plan. - MahrinSkel
rattran
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Reply #53 on: May 19, 2008, 10:48:46 PM

I'm drinking heavily and reading the official boards. It's entertainment!
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Reply #54 on: May 19, 2008, 10:52:24 PM

yall should get on teamspeak.
Montague
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Reply #55 on: May 19, 2008, 10:53:03 PM

I'm drinking heavily and reading the official boards. It's entertainment!

Now people are crashing and getting BSOD's. IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!


When Fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross - Sinclair Lewis.

I can tell more than 1 fucktard at a time to stfu, have no fears. - WayAbvPar

We all have the God-given right to go to hell our own way.  Don't fuck with God's plan. - MahrinSkel
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Reply #56 on: May 19, 2008, 10:55:40 PM

aaaaaaaaaaand working again.
Montague
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Reply #57 on: May 19, 2008, 10:59:17 PM

Brace yourself Schild, they're coming in dry.

Official Launch in 10 minutes per the forums. Actual Funcom announcement, not the morons.

When Fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross - Sinclair Lewis.

I can tell more than 1 fucktard at a time to stfu, have no fears. - WayAbvPar

We all have the God-given right to go to hell our own way.  Don't fuck with God's plan. - MahrinSkel
Montague
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Reply #58 on: May 19, 2008, 11:26:25 PM

Now people are reporting accounts randomly showing as cancelled. This oughta get good.

When Fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross - Sinclair Lewis.

I can tell more than 1 fucktard at a time to stfu, have no fears. - WayAbvPar

We all have the God-given right to go to hell our own way.  Don't fuck with God's plan. - MahrinSkel
Montague
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Reply #59 on: May 19, 2008, 11:41:53 PM

And now servers are being brought down for 3 hours. WOOHOO!!

Going to bed.

When Fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross - Sinclair Lewis.

I can tell more than 1 fucktard at a time to stfu, have no fears. - WayAbvPar

We all have the God-given right to go to hell our own way.  Don't fuck with God's plan. - MahrinSkel
rattran
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Reply #60 on: May 19, 2008, 11:45:34 PM

They post the servers will open in 1.5 hours for general access on the forum, then make an announcement on the servers they're going down for 3 hours.

Clownshoes!

All they need to do is leave my char stuck in a wall for 3 days and it'll be just like AO.
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Reply #61 on: May 19, 2008, 11:53:38 PM

Popcorn
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Reply #62 on: May 20, 2008, 12:20:10 AM

This sure is crazy good entertainment! Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
ShenMolo
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Reply #63 on: May 20, 2008, 01:31:21 AM

The patcher is saying that the ACTUAL start time is 3 hours after what was announced in game. So 10am GMT (6am EST).
Wasted
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Reply #64 on: May 20, 2008, 02:01:35 AM

Patcher is up
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Reply #65 on: May 20, 2008, 02:15:25 AM

...and the servers are up
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Reply #66 on: May 20, 2008, 02:33:59 AM

Now people are reporting accounts randomly showing as cancelled. This oughta get good.
Yeah my account was just randomly cancelled and I was banned from the forums :(

I never even posted there... et tu Funcom?

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Reply #67 on: May 20, 2008, 02:51:56 AM

Now people are reporting accounts randomly showing as cancelled. This oughta get good.
Yeah my account was just randomly cancelled and I was banned from the forums :(

I never even posted there... et tu Funcom?

http://forums.ageofconan.com/showthread.php?t=12097
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Reply #68 on: May 20, 2008, 02:54:07 AM

You need to be logged in to view that awesome, for real
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Reply #69 on: May 20, 2008, 03:01:30 AM

I can't login in to the forums nor can I register to their forums, can someone cut and paste that?

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