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[lac]

[cevik]

So that's what Captain Phil Harris does in his off time?

[Endie]

Look, last time we did this we had Jade Constantwhine come in and stalk us for 48 hours, and frankly I'm not ready for someone who was actually born a woman to do the same.

[IainC]

...frankly I'm not ready for someone who was actually born a woman to do the same.

Must ... resist.. catty ... comment ... gah!

[Phildo]

Oh come on, she's not that bad looking!  Gotta love a redhead.

[Amarr HM]

Look, last time we did this we had Jade Constantwhine come in and stalk us for 48 hours, and frankly I'm not ready for someone who was actually born a woman to do the same.

C'mon admit it, it was fun though.

[TripleDES]

C'mon admit it, it was fun though.

Indeed it was.

[cevik]

Oh come on, she's not that bad looking!  Gotta love a redhead.

Fixed that for you.

[Simond]

Whoops, wrong thread. 

[Simond]

Hey, remember when I said that Jade Constantwhine only stood for a CSM post so he could try to crowbar through his retarded ideas to remake 0.0 so his alliance would no longer be utterly worthless, while simultaneously wrecking everyone else?

Sup.

vvvv No I didn't 

[Fordel]

Forgot a letter. 

[dwindlehop]

I feel obligated to point out that he got the most votes, too.

[Pezzle]

Apparently you have not seen the csm item on sov revamp

http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=823580

It is so fucking horrible. 

static npc objectives.  Undefendable objectives.

Times to Capture a Neutral Stargate/Contest a Captured Stargate
10 Battleships: 30 minutes
10 Cruisers/Battlecruisers: 40 minutes
10 Frigates/Destroyers: 60 minutes


This enables small group griefing of larger groups forcing needless wastes of time 'fixing' things and large groups can dance all over smaller ones easier than they can now.

Yes CSM is still going and Constantine is still pushing an agenda born of those with no understanding of territory upkeep.

[TripleDES]

Jade Constantin, the worst problem to the game CCP ever created.

[Simond]

Jade's proposal was rejected in today's CSM meeting, apparently. 
Edit: Fun thread in EVE-O General. No, really.

[Pezzle]

Good.  The presented package was terrible.  Not that this will stop Constantine from forwarding a paper on the idea anyhow.  Oh and all the forum angst and screaming about it has made for an entertaining skim.

[Phildo]

3rd reply:

Rells: Please disband the Agony Empire.

[apocrypha]

Rells might be really annoying, both on the forums and on Vent (if you've ever flown any of the Agony courses), but I always find myself agreeing with pretty much everything he says.

And yeah, that thread is funny... but he's right... the CSM is a total failure really.

[Pezzle]

Drama starts again!!!

Chatlog here: http://dl.eve-files.com/media/0808/How_to_Not_Act_as_Chairman_of_CSM.txt

Threads about it
http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=839662
http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=839674

The first one has more potential.

[Phildo]

The Star Fraction/Stimulus brain trust in action!  But remember, they're not affiliated with each other at all!

Why does that read like the aristocrats of eve gathering to discuss society's woes?

[Phred]

WTF is with their brain dead forum software? Trying to follow either of these links results in the following bit of foolishness.

Thread Locked
 
You are trying to post to a locked thread
CONCORD has been notified
 
Continue


Is this some tricky way of locking threads so they can't be read at all? Why dont they just  fucking delete them then?

[Pax]

3rd reply:

Rells: Please disband the Agony Empire.

It gets better. Later on there is a "Agony Empire: Please disband Rells" 

[apocrypha]

WTF is with their brain dead forum software? Trying to follow either of these links results in the following bit of foolishness.

Thread Locked
 
You are trying to post to a locked thread
CONCORD has been notified
 
Continue


Is this some tricky way of locking threads so they can't be read at all? Why dont they just  fucking delete them then?

I think they *have* deleted them. That's their retarded "thread deleted" message. Yeah, EVE-O forum software is pretty bad.

[Endie]

For those of us who missed the threads before they were locked, and who cannot access Eve-Files at work (well, i can, but I like to use that power sparingly): http://eve-search.com/thread/839662/page/1

Edit: those who can read the eve-files link please post tl;dr version tia kthxbye.

[Pezzle]

Summary of the log!

Viper jumps into a stim channel in eve. 

Jade and Viper go round.

Jade Constantine > vyper being a verone suck up fanboi
Jade Constantine > that bloody moron "ruleofbone" pisses me off too
Jade Constantine > basically sucked Hardin's cock in the elections


Nothing can get done about 0.0
Jade Constantine > because goons+inanna+hardin and most of the time serenity will oppose anything that reduces 0.0 powerbloc power

Rambling topics begin
Jade Constantine > if I griefed corelli out of empire rp
Jade Constantine > let me add another victory pin to our public channel
Viper ShizzIe > It's not griefing if you don't understand how massive of an idiot you are
Nadine Desaix > Yes. That's something to be proud of for sure. Destroying another piece of the RP community.
Jade Constantine > and you Nadine can piss off too - if you can't handle a war then cry me a river
Jade Constantine > eve isn't a sanctuary for worthless sandboxers

more talk, Jonny kicks Nadine from channel
Jonny boots Righteous Fury from channel


More back and forth stuff about not being able to take criticism and the like.
Then a strange twist.

Vlad Cetes > well viper u still have one key advantage
Vlad Cetes > you didnt go so damn emo u lost ur GF OVER A FUCKING GAME

Jonny kicks Vlad

They end up on the topic of Kyoko, who Jade insults.

Talk about the mito war, more insults.
Tri bashing starts
Talk about Stim being dumb or awesome
Jade Constantine > they are pretty cool these days Smile
Talk about free caps

It wraps up with a nice round of 'wardec or STFU' from SF/STIM

[lac]

Wel,l thank you for that. I suddenly like Viper

[TripleDES]

Vlad Cetes > well viper u still have one key advantage
Vlad Cetes > you didnt go so damn emo u lost ur GF OVER A FUCKING GAME

I still can't make sense of all of it, but does that quote imply that space whore lost his girlfriend over a game?

[Pezzle]

I am not entirely certain on it either.  My only guess is some sort of drama involving Revan and Jade.  Whatever.

[Goumindong]

Vlad Cetes > well viper u still have one key advantage
Vlad Cetes > you didnt go so damn emo u lost ur GF OVER A FUCKING GAME

I still can't make sense of all of it, but does that quote imply that space whore lost his girlfriend over a game?

Yes. He did as far as anyone can tell. Revan and Jade had a falling out sometime during the election cycle. I got a few eve-mails from a person in SF/Blood Whatever(Revans Corp) regarding the issue and some other things(a claim that Revan was buying Jade votes, but no hard info), and it came out publicly not too long after that(and not by my hand).

Short answer. There was a bunch of internal drama between the two and they broke up over a video game.

Edit:

Also, i am kinda sad that no one linked the two other threads with the exact same idea that everyone shat on, when that guy re-posted the idea... twice.

edit 2:

It happened right around the time Revan biomassed Revan and went to go play her BoB alt/main supposedly.(that was another thing that was alleged, though not confirmed)

[apocrypha]

Well, the CSM may not be useful for anything else, but it's certainly provided a lot of highly entertaining drama 

[Phred]

Well, the CSM may not be useful for anything else, but it's certainly provided a lot of highly entertaining drama 

I quite disagree. I expect sometime in the future Eve will be the touchstone for why player government can't work.

[Pax]

Revan and Jade had a falling out

It's not the first time Revan messed with someone in EVE, though it might well be the first time that Revan actually got screwed over in the process.

Watch your backs, FanFest attendees, make sure -you- are not the next ones 

[Phildo]

It was pointed out in the suicide ganking nerf thread that the CSM actually IS having some kind of impacts.  Thanks, ankhewhatever!

[Phred]

It was pointed out in the suicide ganking nerf thread that the CSM actually IS having some kind of impacts.  Thanks, ankhewhatever!

I'm starting to lean to the camp that says CCP already had these changes planned and is seizing on the CSM support for the issues to deflect a lot of the hostility it's gonna generate.

[bhodi]

Team doughnut or whatever was underway before the CSMs to Iceland, so yes.