IainC
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For reals. People who write an entire post in lower case including the personal pronoun. People who end each sentence with 'lol' - Why are you cackling like a moron at your own 'wit'? MUAs*
*Made up acronyms.
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stray
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I aspire to be a person who writes in lowercase all the time.
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Signe
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Muse.
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I tried the no punctuation and all lower case thing. It took me longer to type that way, though, because I had to constantly go back and fix the stuff I typed properly.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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naum
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Sort of tangential to the topic… Bloggers Aren't For Reals JournalistsAnd when I come back from my week off and see Arrington taking a poll about whether or not TechCrunch should accept Izea's (formerly PayPerPost) advertising offer, I am validated. Mike has a long history with PayPerPost, and I really can't figure out why. If you hate the company so much, fuck, stop covering them. 10,000 sperm, and you were the fastest?
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Credibility? Bloggers have no credibility - we are just a bunch of assholes who write this stuff from our living rooms. Once we leave the internet, we come to the stark realization that nobody cares.
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"Should the batman kill Joker because it would save more lives?" is a fundamentally different question from "should the batman have a bunch of machineguns that go BATBATBATBATBAT because its totally cool?". ~Goumindong
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SnakeCharmer
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"Please to be" in more than one post by the same person in one thread.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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The phrase Web 2.0 needs to be faceraped, along with anyone that uses it in serious fashion.
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stray
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I'd reserve more hate for "digirati" myself. Then again, they might be the ones who came up with "Web 2.0" in the first place.
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Velorath
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Also can't stand stuff like Weaboo, and other catchphrases/memes people try to import here. We've got enough of our own sayings here without borrowing them from places like 4chan.
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UD_Delt
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I hate when people use the word "literally" when they don't mean literally. Unfortunately the word is now so misused that: http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/literallyLiterally has come to mean virtually which literally is not what it means.... Fuck I just confused myself and that is why I hate people. No, not just the people who use the word "literally", I fucking just hate everyone.
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Signe
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Muse.
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I haven't even heard half these buzzwords. I'm very out of touch, I think. It comes from not being arsed to get a job the past decade or so.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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You could hold your own meetings, if you like. Perhaps chair a committee on finding new avatars.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Mortriden
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I second "low hanging fruit". Everytime I hear that I want to unleash a face-hugger alien. That shit needs to stop.
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It's like calling shenanigans. But you say "jihad" instead. - Llava They are out there, but they are bi-products of funny families. If you know funny old people, see if they have daughters. -Paelos Yes my seed is that strong. I literally clap my hands and women are with child. -Paelos
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cmlancas
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Trammel Felucca Twitch  <---both those annoy me.
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f13 Street Cred of the week: I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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Lt.Dan
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Social Networking should have a negative value on the "Increasing Knowledge Connectivity and Reasoning" axis. Oh, and on topic - fucked-up possessive apostrophes - typos in published materials - spellchecker yo, DKP 50 minus! - using the company name a bazillion times in sales pitches and proposals. We're interested in your business but we're going to talk about us instead. Oh and we're going to say our company name every chance we get just in case you forget. - and just browsing the office intranet, the following - "above the radar", "in terms of", "credentialing" (the fuck, not everything is a verb), "by the numbers"
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Mr_PeaCH
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'No doubt about it'
(sometimes 'No question...')
(Constantly being spouted by the pundits on ESPN-type shows in reaction to another's remarks or opinons. Really starting to annoy the motherfucking out of me and I have no good idea why.)
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Nebu
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So, like... I'm totally like sick of people like overusing the word "like".
This is one I'm trying to break my daughter of. It gives me Moon Unit flashbacks.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Verbal tics could be a whole 'nother thread. My supervisor is a pretty bad public speaker, long winded and filled with verbal tics from uh to you know. I just make funny growling noises and paw at the air. Speaking of MU Zappa, when did all teen and twenties girls start talking like valley girls and ending all sentences in a question? FFS.
From the chart, semantic seems to be TNBBW (the next big buzzword).
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Ironwood
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Yeah, I agree. As I've got older I've started noticing more and more verbals tics and they piss me off. One of the other Directors here says 'you know' almost every second word when he's speaking to a group. It's the most annoying thing...
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Stormwaltz
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Personal pet peeves, due to my job:
"Extreme" "Jack Bauer in space"
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Nothing in this post represents the views of my current or previous employers.
"Isn't that just like an elf? Brings a spell to a gun fight."
"Sci-Fi writers don't invent the future, they market it." - Henry Cobb
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Bunk
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Personal pet peeves, due to my job:
"Extreme" "Jack Bauer in space"
Ok, fine, I admit it. I've refered to my "renegade oriented" character as being Jack Bauer like in describing the game to a couple different people.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL "I have retard strength." - Schild
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naum
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"Should the batman kill Joker because it would save more lives?" is a fundamentally different question from "should the batman have a bunch of machineguns that go BATBATBATBATBAT because its totally cool?". ~Goumindong
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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No hate here.
I just really like trying to work the word 'moist' into normal conversation. People have really weird reactions to that word.
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Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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"Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"
Which directly contradicts the phrase I hate: "Happy Holidays" instead of "Happy Hanukkah".
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stray
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I hate the word "benign".
No matter how many times I hear it, I immediately think something's gone horribly wrong for a second... No matter how well I know the correct definition. It just has a bad sound to it.
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Samwise
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"Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"
Which directly contradicts the phrase I hate: "Happy Holidays" instead of "Happy Hanukkah". I hate them both equally. I also hate "Happy Holidays" instead of "Crotchety Festivus" or whatever you're supposed to wish people. Also Agnostica, Kwanzaa, and Ramadan. WISH ME A HAPPY WHATEVER YOU WANT, FUCKERS. I CAN TAKE IT.
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stray
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If Merry Christmas was good enough for Frank Cross, then it's good enough for me.
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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War on drugs/terrorism/poverty.
Publish as a noun. Its a publication, not 'a publish' you fucking cretins. Any similar inappropriately implied gerund designed to be cute or clever when it is patently neither.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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schild
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I've never seen anyone use 'publish' as a noun.
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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Liar. When I fist met you in 'cyberspace' (there's another one) Bowman was using it all the time in the chat room - "we'll have dragons in the next publish". I'm not surprised that you excised it from memory. NCsoft used to use it all the time in Lineage too, but since 90% of them were grubby foreigners, it was marginally more excusable.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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schild
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This falls into the 'tight' vs. 'tight' category.
I can see how it would annoy you in most cases, but in the case of a large rollout in an MMOG, it seems perfectly acceptable to me. Though, I don't know why people use 'publish' instead of 'patch.'
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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Cretins. That's why.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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stray
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Maybe they were trying to convey "issue"?
Just throwing that out there...
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Paelos
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"Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"
Which directly contradicts the phrase I hate: "Happy Holidays" instead of "Happy Hanukkah". I'd wish you a happy Hanukkah if I knew you were a Jew. The only question is whether or not you tack a C on the front of it.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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schild
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No 'c.' That's amateur hour.
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Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.
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No 'c.' That's amateur hour.
I think it was one of those conspiracies to make it look more like Christmas.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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