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Reply #15365 on: June 15, 2017, 12:16:56 PM

I started my charter bus career driving a stick shift because I was low man on the totem pole.  But even with that, I'm not sure I could handle a manual with a column shift.  That's just... weird.

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Reply #15366 on: June 15, 2017, 12:43:04 PM

My Lincoln and truck have column shifts. And driving a 3-on-the-tree is amazingly fun... when not in traffic. I *almost* bought one as my first car...
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Reply #15367 on: June 15, 2017, 01:20:06 PM

My boss liked to randomly fuck with me because I had long hair. I was made to test all kinds of construction equipment, too. Funny thing is, I loved figuring out how all the stuff work and it was a construction garage at a quarry, so if I broke something they'd usually just laugh (and give me shit jobs for a couple days, like applying aluminum paint to the entire garage roof when it's over 90s and sunny). But now I can operate almost anything just my quickly looking over the controls.

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Reply #15368 on: June 15, 2017, 06:27:01 PM

I don't know, he might be on to something... Getting a bunch of magical stones embedded in your face through an accident sounds like a B-lister superhero origin story.


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Reply #15369 on: June 16, 2017, 01:52:51 AM


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Reply #15370 on: June 16, 2017, 03:46:08 PM


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Reply #15371 on: June 17, 2017, 04:36:59 PM


"The more we talk about less important things, the less we talk about more important things."
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Reply #15372 on: June 18, 2017, 03:05:35 PM

Imagine if you grew up with Star Wart and Bathero.

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Reply #15373 on: June 18, 2017, 03:14:54 PM



Don't see the funny. Her parents are dickheads.

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Reply #15374 on: June 18, 2017, 03:45:22 PM


"The more we talk about less important things, the less we talk about more important things."
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Reply #15375 on: June 18, 2017, 04:12:46 PM

But but you can see her underwear for a second, so its funny! Why aren't you laughing?

The guy that leaped in after her was damn heroic.

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Reply #15376 on: June 18, 2017, 04:54:25 PM


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Reply #15377 on: June 19, 2017, 12:51:43 AM


"The more we talk about less important things, the less we talk about more important things."
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Reply #15378 on: June 19, 2017, 01:35:44 AM




*groangrin*

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Reply #15379 on: June 19, 2017, 09:48:29 AM


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Reply #15381 on: June 19, 2017, 10:26:24 AM

lol @ software-engineering!  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?





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Reply #15382 on: June 19, 2017, 10:47:08 AM

Of course it's real. Gamification of male urination has been a thing since before the species learned to communicate.

I also recall floating targets you could throw in the toilet from various mags in the 80's.

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Reply #15383 on: June 19, 2017, 09:57:40 PM

Lol, make peeing great again.

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Reply #15384 on: June 19, 2017, 10:16:07 PM

Who wants to clean that, though?

I was going to get my dad a set of LED toilet lights as a gag gift. Then I thought they would actually be pretty awesome as a night light for the bathroom. Then I realized I'd have to clean it in the bowl. That's one bad fish taco from being a nightmare.

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Reply #15385 on: June 20, 2017, 11:28:28 AM

Of course it's real. Gamification of male urination has been a thing since before the species learned to communicate.

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Reply #15386 on: June 20, 2017, 01:42:42 PM

 why so serious?


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Reply #15387 on: June 20, 2017, 02:58:06 PM

ARGH. GRRRR!

For me the "Internet of Shit" Twitter feed changed from laughing at useless gadgets to inducing the wish to violently kill people.



That's 40$ per month just so your plugs work. Electrify, gas, internet not included.

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Reply #15388 on: June 20, 2017, 03:57:15 PM

Yeah I get people ringing me offering me this wonderful service where I can control my electricity from my smartphone for only 10 euros more than I currently pay (plus hidden costs I'm sure). I always internally giggle at their "... oh" response when I tell them I don't have a smartphone.

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Reply #15389 on: June 20, 2017, 04:11:46 PM

Yeah I get people ringing me offering me this wonderful service where I can control my electricity from my smartphone for only 10 euros more than I currently pay (plus hidden costs I'm sure). I always internally giggle at their "... oh" response when I tell them I don't have a smartphone.

Or better yet, admit you have one, but you're old enough to wander around the house, turning things off and yelling at people like your dad.
 Fuck that, it doesn't even change the color of the lights.

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Reply #15390 on: June 20, 2017, 04:26:11 PM

Being able to make your house a Disco Inferno is a winning idea!

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Reply #15391 on: June 20, 2017, 04:32:26 PM

I was seriously considering putting in Hue lights at my old apartment in Kyiv. Mostly because the lighting was awkward to control from switches - you either had a lot of light all at once or none to speak of, and the apartment was so big that it was a pain to get up and walk across to where most of the light switches were. Then I worked out how many lights I'd need at ~40 a pop. Would have cost me more than 3 grand just to do the living room.

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Reply #15392 on: June 21, 2017, 11:30:02 AM

Christ, 75+ bulbs just in the living room? That must have been one hell of an apartment!

I was on the fence about the Hue bulbs until they started breaking whatever the control protocol standard is with firmware updates. Figured if I was going to have issues anyway, might as well let the market settle and just cheap out on Heng-Dao 'Flavor of Ephemeral Sunset for Great Justice' bulbs, or what have you.

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Reply #15393 on: June 21, 2017, 06:37:45 PM


"The more we talk about less important things, the less we talk about more important things."
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Reply #15394 on: June 22, 2017, 03:45:26 AM

Why does the Pope need Arnies clothes and Motercycle?

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Reply #15395 on: June 24, 2017, 08:18:53 AM


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