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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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I don't care where his eyelids are. His Iris is pointing at her face. Do I have to spend time drawing circles and arrows to show where his Iris is?
*Shrug* I mean its a funny sequence of photos but its obviously posed, and for all we know the guy with glasses is gay.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Goumindong
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I don't care where his eyelids are. His Iris is pointing at her face. Do I have to spend time drawing circles and arrows to show where his Iris is?
*Shrug* I mean its a funny sequence of photos but its obviously posed, and for all we know the guy with glasses is gay.
You may, because if his iris is pointing at her face its going right through his eye lids |
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Abagadro
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I'm confused. Why does it matter if he is looking at her tits, she is shoving them in his face. Looks like a bit to me but without the audio it is impossible to tell and who the fuck cares anyways.
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Yegolev
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Oh my sides. I do love that Rick-Carl bit.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Phildo
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I'm kinda bothered that they misspelled "Carl".
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Merusk
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Maven
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That Megazord Meme brought a laugh. I'm kinda bothered that they misspelled "Carl".
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Cyrrex
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Oh my sides. I do love that Rick-Carl bit.
I gets me every damn time. Even the goddamn picture with the Coral has me laughing. |
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Yegolev
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Even better: it does a great job of mocking Lincoln's terrible, terrible Georgia accent.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Cyrrex
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To be fair, Georgians do have terrible accents.
I always thought Maggie's was worse. They're both Brits, aren't they?
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Ironwood
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Maggie is a brit ?
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Cyrrex
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Isn't she? If only there was a way we could find out!
Edit: turns out she was born in Philly, but moved to the UK at some point in her childhood. No idea what her real speaking voice is like.
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« Last Edit: October 21, 2014, 08:21:33 AM by Cyrrex »
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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It's hot. That's what it is. HOT.
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Phildo
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Oh, Coral is a thing? I see now.
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Yegolev
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dad, please ...
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Bunk
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Maggie is a brit ?
Quite. Have you not ever watched Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj?!? |
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pxib
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Ironwood
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Maggie is a brit ?
Quite. Have you not ever watched Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj?!? I have not. |
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Bunk
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Well, you probably shouldn't. It was really bad. But she's in it, and very British.
Or we could just look her up on IMDB I guess. Which I just did to discover she does a voice in Destiny. I thought that character sounded familiar (and British).
And it turns out I'm more than half wrong: "Lauren Cohan was born in 1982, in Philadelphia and lived in Cherry Hill Township, New Jersey during her childhood before moving to the United Kingdom."
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Yegolev
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Were most of her days spent on a playground?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Nebu
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Cyrrex
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Were most of her days spent on a playground?
There are some reports that she spent some time chilling out, and occasionally maxing. Possibly relaxing. |
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Yegolev
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Were most of her days spent on a playground?
There are some reports that she spent some time chilling out, and occasionally maxing. Possibly relaxing. After school, hopefully. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Pennilenko
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After school, hopefully.
I hear that was the time she mostly used to play b-ball. |
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Evildrider
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After school, hopefully.
I hear that was the time she mostly used to play b-ball. Apparently there were also some guys that were up to no good. They were causing problems in her neighborhood. |
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Cyrrex
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One black eye later, her mom totally freaks.
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Nebu
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Funny PICTURE thread.  |
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Lantyssa
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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schild
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I've had this exact conversation with some startup advisors before. But the numbers were $500k to $5M. People are awful. |
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