jack1
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The cheapest game gold and powerleveling with fast delivery.
Welcome to COCKSTAB. Just enjoy the WIENER IN YOUR ANUS.
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« Last Edit: August 23, 2007, 08:30:45 AM by Yegolev »
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trias_e
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THANKS! You are a benefit to mankind.
And such a graceful yet effective domain name.
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« Last Edit: August 23, 2007, 07:37:59 AM by trias_e »
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Slayerik
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Posts: 4868
Victim: Sirius Maximus
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Die.
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"I have more qualifications than Jesus and earn more than this whole board put together. My ego is huge and my modesty non-existant." -Ironwood
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lesion
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Don't listen to him! Just hang on a few more hours, you'll be airlifted. Don't leave me Jack! DON'T LEAVE ME! LIVE DAMN YOU
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trias_e
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Posts: 1296
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I thought today was opposite day ><
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Nonentity
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Posts: 2301
2009 Demon's Souls Fantasy League Champion
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Dear person from itemcoo,
Your shit is more expensive then my usual provider another place that might sell in-game goods.
Your pal,
Non
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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Slayerik
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4868
Victim: Sirius Maximus
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Dear person from itemcoo,
Your shit is more expensive then my usual provider another place that might sell in-game goods.
Your pal,
Non
PikaMMOCHEATOR. I'm gonna rape ya! |
"I have more qualifications than Jesus and earn more than this whole board put together. My ego is huge and my modesty non-existant." -Ironwood
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bhodi
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Posts: 6817
No lie.
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Yegolev
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Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Let's accrue a little comedy before this one gets sent away.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Hutch
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Posts: 1893
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Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
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Miasma
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Posts: 5283
Stopgap Measure
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We should give him props, this clearly wasn't done by a bot. He went through the trouble to add a signature and like six different types of contact info by hand. The man, while a worthless scumbag, is a gold farmer of the old school, working by the sweat of his palms instead of just running those cold dispassionate spambot programs.
Kudos you rancid douchbag, kudos.
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cmlancas
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Posts: 2511
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Do douchebags come in Raging Gold Farmer scent?
I wonder if that is what a con smells like.
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f13 Street Cred of the week:
I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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Signe
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Posts: 18942
Muse.
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Cockstab and Thundercunt would be a good name for a P.I. film.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Yoru
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Posts: 4615
the y master, king of bourbon
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Do douchebags come in Raging Gold Farmer scent?
I wonder if that is what a con smells like.
Cons can't smell like douchebags. That would imply that something that had once come near a woman was at the con. This is clearly in violation of Special Relativity. |
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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Ah ha, but there are women AT cons. And if they follow the hygene practices of their male counter parts, then they could - in fact- contribute to a douchebag smell at said con.
In fact, I'd attribute any known funk at anime cons specifically on the cosplayers. :-D
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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cmlancas
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Posts: 2511
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Do douchebags come in Raging Gold Farmer scent?
I wonder if that is what a con smells like.
Cons can't smell like douchebags. That would imply that something that had once come near a woman was at the con. This is clearly in violation of Special Relativity. But what about principles of uncertainty? You can't totally be sure there wasn't a woman there! |
f13 Street Cred of the week:
I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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Der Helm
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We should give him props, this clearly wasn't done by a bot. He went through the trouble to add a signature and like six different types of contact info by hand.
Bots do that nowadays. In before the Den, he. |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Signe
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Posts: 18942
Muse.
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If someone smells like a douchebag, chances are they smell like salad.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Surlyboi
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Posts: 10966
eat a bag of dicks
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RANG RANG!!!!111!!11111eleven
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Nonentity
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2301
2009 Demon's Souls Fantasy League Champion
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Dear person from itemcoo,
Your shit is more expensive then my usual provider another place that might sell in-game goods.
Your pal,
Non
PikaMMOCHEATOR. I'm gonna rape ya! Dude, you need to get that little gopher under control. The amount of manrape that I must endure from you is EXHAUSTING, to say the least. |
But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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Morfiend
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Posts: 6009
wants a greif tittle
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If someone smells like a douchebag, chances are they smell like salad.
I am SO never eating salad with you. |
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Yegolev
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Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Red wine vinaigrette is awesome.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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DraconianOne
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Red wine vinaigrette is awesome.
But not as awesome as balsamic vinegar. |
A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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Xanthippe
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Red wine vinaigrette is awesome.
But not as awesome as balsamic vinegar. With a little chopped garlic, a touch of olive oil and a baguette, you have lunch. |
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Signe
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Posts: 18942
Muse.
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If you're not in a garlic mood, a bit of chopped basil is lovely, too. Overall, it's a wonderful lunch and smells lovely, not unlike a light, summery douchebag.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Murgos
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Red wine vinaigrette is awesome.
But not as awesome as balsamic vinegar. With a little chopped garlic, a touch of olive oil and a baguette, you have lunch. That's what I keep telling her but she doesn't seem to want to go for it.  |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Xanthippe
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Posts: 4779
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Red wine vinaigrette is awesome.
But not as awesome as balsamic vinegar. With a little chopped garlic, a touch of olive oil and a baguette, you have lunch. That's what I keep telling her but she doesn't seem to want to go for it. Consider yourself lucky she's not going for chopped baguette. |
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Murgos
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I'm talking about having a picnic what are you talking about?
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Stephen Zepp
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InstantAction
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I'm talking about having a picnic what are you talking about?
eww...I've heard it called a snack, but a picnic? Does it come with ants or something, or just a general category of "bugs"? |
Rumors of War
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Flood
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This thread is full of win.
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Greet what arrives, escort what leaves, and rush in upon loss of contact
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Murgos
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I'm talking about having a picnic what are you talking about?
eww...I've heard it called a snack, but a picnic? Does it come with ants or something, or just a general category of "bugs"? You should probably try to dine at nicer places if you're having critter issues. Personally, I prefer well lit, clean places that look like they have had some effort put in to be presentable. |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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