Yahoo Fantasy Football 07/08

[Rasix]

I can't wait till Favre retires. I'm just so fucking sick of listening to crap like Berman's "Rooting for Bret Favre is like rooting for America".  DIE YOU FAT, IRRELEVANT, ONE TRICK PONY.

Berman needs to be locked in a room with a sack of angry badgers.

[cmlancas]

I like Berman's highlight reel antics, but otherwise, he's a complete moron when it comes to football analysis.

Ever wonder why the swami doesn't show up on SportsCenter anymore?

[Phildo]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You're_with_me,_leather

[murdoc]

It's a bad week when 102 points is the highest score anyone can get.

[HaemishM]

At least Favre isn't throwing 3 INT's a week anymore. I'm kind of hoping this is his last year, because I think Rodgers may be ready for prime time and not throw as many crazy stupid passes.

My hatred of Romo is coming from his being the new media darling. He's an overconfident ass, and I was happy to see the 5 INT line that Buffalo laid on him. As for Brady not being the next Favre, and not having to carry the team, I beg to differ. Up until this year, he has NEVER had a #1 receiver. Hell, the first year they won the Super Bowl, he didn't even have a #1 running back. Part of that is down to fantastic coaching, but he still has to execute. Brady's a better technical QB, Favre is... well, he's Brett Fucking Fav-rah. He should never had had the success he has.

[stray]

Overconfident ass? You're just a silly hater. You're seeing things. He's always selling himself short when he does good, and fully admits it when he doesn't.

Tafoya: You threw 4 interceptions in the first half...

Romo: Really?! I counted seven.


As for being overconfident on the field, the Bills just laid the pressure on. It's to their credit.

[murdoc]

Even the post game, he acknowledged that the Cowboys won inspite of Romo. He said it was a great team effort, if you didn't count his performance. He doesn't come across as an ass at all.

[cmlancas]

Haem, I hate the Cowboys as much as anyone, but Romo was pretty humble after the loss.

I think you're on your own on this one.

[HaemishM]

I'll change my statment then. He's an OVERRATED asshole. I'm probably hating on him so much because of him much Romo cock most of the sports media has been sucking. It's like they completely forget he has an established O line, Terrell Owens and Jason Whitten to throw to. Yes, he shows a pretty good amount of poise on the field, and I dig that. But it's like every one is anointing him the next goddamn Aikman. He's the best QB Dallas has had since Aikman, yes, but that's only spectacular because of how bad their QB's have been. I mean, when your last four or five years has listed such sterling starters as Drew Bledsoe, Vinnie Testeverde, Drew Henson, that cokehead Quincy Carter, Romo might look like a hall of famer, but it's way too early to give all the praise he's been getting lately.

[stray]

Yes, the offense is already great, but don't play down the QB position like that. It doesn't make any sense.

[Paelos]

I'll change my statment then. He's an OVERRATED asshole. I'm probably hating on him so much because of him much Romo cock most of the sports media has been sucking. It's like they completely forget he has an established O line, Terrell Owens and Jason Whitten to throw to. Yes, he shows a pretty good amount of poise on the field, and I dig that. But it's like every one is anointing him the next goddamn Aikman. He's the best QB Dallas has had since Aikman, yes, but that's only spectacular because of how bad their QB's have been. I mean, when your last four or five years has listed such sterling starters as Drew Bledsoe, Vinnie Testeverde, Drew Henson, that cokehead Quincy Carter, Romo might look like a hall of famer, but it's way too early to give all the praise he's been getting lately.

The only people praising him are the same dumbass media who told us USC was the best college football team in history...right before Vince Young stepped on their dick. They are idiots. No real Dallas fans are sitting there thinking this guy is a ready-to-roll-best-in-the-west QB. They think he's the QB of the future, and as such they show support for him. He's not great YET, but he does have all the right things to BECOME great.

Save teh hate for T.O. because Romo is a bad target. Hate on the media, not the man.

[Paelos]

Hurray for bye week! It's fun when you realize 4 of your players are on the same one. That was a nice merry-go-round of moves today.

EDIT: It's gonna come down to Harrington for my matchup this week on Monday night. Can't say I really enjoy hanging my hopes on the Falcons.

[MrHat]

I'm a bit WR heavy.  If anyone is looking to trade, let me know.

[Murgos]

I am very happy when I can leave 30 *more* points on the bench and still win by 20.   

[Rasix]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/nfl/10/22/bc.fbn.dolphins.brown.ap/index.html

My luck this year has been abysmal.  3 injuries with significant time lost, one being a season ender. A gimpy Westbrook.  League numero dos is getting ever worse although I have a better record.   I am a mirror of suck this year.

[MrHat]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/nfl/10/22/bc.fbn.dolphins.brown.ap/index.html

My luck this year has been abysmal.  3 injuries with significant time lost, one being a season ender. A gimpy Westbrook.  League numero dos is getting ever worse although I have a better record.   I am a mirror of suck this year.

I got some extras if you want to put something on the block.

PS.

Looks like it's my turn to get Brady-AP'd.

[murdoc]

I'm a bit WR heavy.  If anyone is looking to trade, let me know.

I'm RB heavy and could use a WR, which team are you MrHat?

[MrHat]

I'm a bit WR heavy.  If anyone is looking to trade, let me know.

I'm RB heavy and could use a WR, which team are you MrHat?

Confused Kittens.

[murdoc]

I'm a bit WR heavy.  If anyone is looking to trade, let me know.

I'm RB heavy and could use a WR, which team are you MrHat?

Confused Kittens.

Ok, either I'm blind, or you forgot what your team name is.

[HaemishM]

He's now Status Questionable. He forgot he changed the name.

[MrHat]

He's now Status Questionable. He forgot he changed the name.

lol.

Thanks.

Just got coffee, JUST NOW.

Edit: Sigh, NYG Def is my second highest scorer.

[Paelos]

Lee Evans and Rudi Johnson are killing me. First round draft pick woes continue.

[MrHat]

Lee Evans and Rudi Johnson are killing me. First round draft pick woes continue.

I've got the other CIN runner if you want.

[Paelos]

Lee Evans and Rudi Johnson are killing me. First round draft pick woes continue.

I've got the other CIN runner if you want.

Nah, I'll just continue circling the bowl. At this point it's not just them, nobody on my team is performing. They are just the most underwhelming. I've got Kitna who started strong, but put up a whopping 4.5 points over 2 games and a bye week. I've got an injured Johnson, my best WR is on a bye this week, and I've got Lee Evans who is playing for the 2nd worst passing offense in the land.

It's a hopeless situation unless I get a major turnaround.

[stray]

I have it all figured out. Perhaps I'll join this Fantasy Football shit..... next year.

[MrHat]

Fuck you Tom Brady.

[Phildo]

Fuck you Tom Brady.

Agreed.  Selfish bastard just had to get credit for five TDs again, even if he had to run them in himself.

[MrHat]

Oh snap.  What happened there?

[HaemishM]

I am the Quarterback fucking jinx. I pick up a QB in this league and he either starts sucking cock, starts sucking cock WORSE, or he gets injured. Luckily, I didn't play Testeverde yesterday, because he was out after 2 quarters. Every single QB I've picked up this season has gotten hurt except for Brees and he's actually playing well now that I got rid of him.

Ph3@r for your team if I pick up your QB.

[MrHat]

Status Questionable just had their asses handed to them.

Damnit.

[Phildo]

Aw, cry about it.  Your team scored more than twice as many points as mine did this week!

[MrHat]

I withdraw my previous comment in light of a 35 point defense performance. 

[HaemishM]

Fuck. Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuckers Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck.

2 points. 2 GODDAMN POINTS.

Had I started Brandon Marshall instead of Reggie Wayne, I'd have won. Motherfucker.

Of course, I expected to get absolutely dickstomped by the Brady machine, even against Indy. But no, it was Adrian FUCKING Peterson with almost 50 fucking points and Marshawn Lynch that killed me.

Goddamnit.

[MrHat]

Fuck. Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuckers Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck.

2 points. 2 GODDAMN POINTS.

Had I started Brandon Marshall instead of Reggie Wayne, I'd have won. Motherfucker.

Of course, I expected to get absolutely dickstomped by the Brady machine, even against Indy. But no, it was Adrian FUCKING Peterson with almost 50 fucking points and Marshawn Lynch that killed me.

Goddamnit.

Ya dude, sucks to outscore everyone on the league and lose.

[WayAbvPar]

Fuck. Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuckers Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck.

2 points. 2 GODDAMN POINTS.

Had I started Brandon Marshall instead of Reggie Wayne, I'd have won. Motherfucker.

Of course, I expected to get absolutely dickstomped by the Brady machine, even against Indy. But no, it was Adrian FUCKING Peterson with almost 50 fucking points and Marshawn Lynch that killed me.

Goddamnit.

Ph3@r Purple Jesus.