lamaros
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Which one swallows, does anal and also has an accomodating and playful sister ?
If we're going down the 'women as meat' route, let's go all the way, eh ?
That second line was unnecessarily. You have to be careful not to waste your quote of words on trivial explanations. |
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Ironwood
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Signe
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Muse.
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Just so you know, I don't think of any of you to be "meat". Or even as having any.
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Brogarn
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Just so you know, I don't think of any of you to be "meat". Or even as having any.
Heheheheheh. Well played. |
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Ironwood
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Just so you know, I don't think of any of you to be "meat". Or even as having any.
It's true. Most of us are so poor, we only have the two veg. |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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lamaros
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unnecessarily It's more fun when you write posts really really tired. (ok that was on purpose.) |
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bhodi
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No lie.
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Seriously though; no fatties.
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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For some reason this thread just reminded me of the forum signature of some EVE player that said "I have the body of a supermodel....... I just can't remember where I buried it".
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Bunk
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The whole thing is rather silly, since we're not even bringing body type in to the equation here.
For me personally, it's generally that she doesn't out weigh me, and that her hips and shoulders are in reasonable proportion. If she passes that, it's all about the eyes.
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Broughden
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I put the 'shill' in 'cockmonkey'.
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Middle one looks best. Other two look fat, IMO.
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Nebu
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I'll take the one that wakes up happy in the morning. Mental stability > physical attractiveness
You guys will understand once you get out of your thirties.
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Sky
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Some of us got wind of that whilst still in our thirties. Yay us.
Happy > all
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Merusk
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Nah. 250# at 5'-4 would still trump mentally stable for me. I guess I'm just that shallow.
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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Nah. 250# at 5'-4 would still trump mentally stable for me. I guess I'm just that shallow.
Chances are that 250# you ain't gonna get mentally stable either. |
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Rasix
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Nah. 250# at 5'-4 would still trump mentally stable for me. I guess I'm just that shallow.
Brain cramp maybe, but I'm not deciphering the measurements you're using here. |
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schild
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250 lbs and 5'4" That's about the size of a volkswagen beetle, right?
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Merusk
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I missed the " for inches.
250 pounds, five feet four inches tall.
The person who used to work here and fit those measurements seemed reasonably stable. At least as stable as any other coworker, but that doesn't mean I'd ever have considered her attractive.
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schild
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250lbs at 5'4" is either completely unstable and good at hiding it or has a gland disorder. Never, ever assume someone that short and fat has their shit together.
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Cyrrex
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Never, ever assume someone that short and fat has their shit together.
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Jimbo
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In the words of Todd Snider, "I can drink any woman pretty"
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Ironwood
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Be fair Schild. She may have a medical condition, like Cake Retention.
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