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stray
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on: November 21, 2006, 12:28:32 PM
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Male chimps, unlike their human counterparts, show a distinct sexual preference for females on the riper side of life, an American anthropologist reported in a paper published on Tuesday.

Contrary to his own expectations, Martin Muller of Boston University found after years of observation that male chimpanzees consistently sought out the oldest females within a troop for sexual intercourse.
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Reply #1 on: November 21, 2006, 12:35:17 PM
The older the berry, the sweeter the juice!
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Damn Dirty Ape
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Reply #2 on: November 21, 2006, 12:45:59 PM
What y'all don't realize is that study is based solely on my intraweb pr0n searches! Rock on!
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Reply #3 on: November 21, 2006, 02:46:20 PM
It will all change when Chimps evolve into Internet Porn.
Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
Damn Dirty Ape
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Reply #4 on: November 21, 2006, 03:01:22 PM


Check out the red butt on this one!  Wa wa wee wa!
NiX
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Reply #5 on: November 23, 2006, 07:03:12 PM
Quote from: Damn Dirty Ape on November 21, 2006, 03:01:22 PM
Wa wa wee wa!
The only reason I hate that Borat became a mainstream movie. Everyone is quoting his stuff now.
WindupAtheist
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Reply #6 on: November 23, 2006, 07:34:44 PM
lol furry
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Reply #7 on: November 26, 2006, 06:09:56 PM
Quote from: WindupAtheist on November 23, 2006, 07:34:44 PM
lol furry

If I were serious, a monkey would make a damn lame furry "totem".  Only slightly above the platypus and tree sloth on Teh Sexy scale, I would imagine.
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Reply #8 on: November 26, 2006, 06:12:45 PM
Quote from: NiX on November 23, 2006, 07:03:12 PM
Quote from: Damn Dirty Ape on November 21, 2006, 03:01:22 PM
Wa wa wee wa!
The only reason I hate that Borat became a mainstream movie. Everyone is quoting his stuff now.

If old school Cohen fans were ahead of our time, then, paraphrasing Carlin, it appears we were only about an hour and a half ahead.  <shrugs>  It's the way of things.
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