shiznitz
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I seriously can't remember going to a movie strictly based on the actors in the movie. Am I alone in this?
Actors, no. Actresses, maybe. A Jessica Alba nude scene is easily worth $20 million at the box office on its own. Apparently Sharon Stone nude scenes are worth about $50. |
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A Jessica Alba nude scene is easily worth $20 million at the box office on its own.
I can't even see going to the theater for that. One thing's for damned sure; I am not going out like Pee Wee Herman. I'll wait for the DVD and take care of my business in privacy. |
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Pause and bookmark loop-play ftw?
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Dren
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A Jessica Alba nude scene is easily worth $20 million at the box office on its own.
I can't even see going to the theater for that. One thing's for damned sure; I am not going out like Pee Wee Herman. I'll wait for the DVD and take care of my business in privacy. Eh, the scene will be on the Internet quicker and cut through all the other worthless, um, movie stuff. Oh, it would be free too. Put up as your desktop background for extra fun points. |
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My theory is that actors don't correspond to gate money at all really. I think if someone did a real study they would see that film budget and marketing budget matter far more than the actors.
Where this might fall down a bit is actors where you know what sort of movie it will be just from their presence. An Arnold action flick is a good example of this. You know it will have some guns, some one-liners, etc.
For actors that don't just make the same movie over and over you don't get that effect. We all know what an Arnold action movie is to some extent, I'm not sure what a Cruise action movie really looks like.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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I'm not sure what a Cruise action movie really looks like.
They look like Tom Cruise showing how naturally superior he is to everyone else. Top-Gun? Days of Thunder? Mission Impossible? Cocktail? They all have the same pattern. |
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Miasma
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Maybe I just haven't seen many babies but isn't it weird that the kid has a full head of hair? Maybe it's some sort of special scientologist diet.  |
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Dren
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Not normally, but it does happen. Most of it will fall out though. It still looks weird.
My niece (just here over the weekend) has a full head of shocking red hair that never did fall out so it is very very long. It is very strange to see a 10 month old baby with double pigtails.
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That is a cute kid, but the full head of hair is creepy.
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shiznitz
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That photo is just mindblowing in so many ways. Tom is possessing the baby quite aggressively and holding Suri like that is downright uteral. Katie is peering in like an outsider. We all know that TC is a narcissistic, controlling fuck, but holy shit. 99% of celebrity baby pictures have the mom as the primary.
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Christ, that whole picture is 'shopped to hell and back. I agree that think looks as fake as a pron star convention |
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Cyrrex
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It really isn't very responsible of him to hold the baby like that. The leather in that jacket could fail at any moment, causing the baby to fall to the ground and be attacked by grizzly bears.
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Miasma
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Leather is the only thing that can keep thetans away from a still weak and vulnerable newborn, the child must be protected. Wigs can protect the fragile soft spot.
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Nevermore
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It looks like that baby is wearing a toupé.
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Over and out.
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Leather is the only thing that can keep thetans away from a still weak and vulnerable newborn, the child must be protected. Wigs can protect the fragile soft spot.
The wig is made up of body thetans. Nothing can keep the millions of thetans away from the future operating thetan. It's whole body is made up of rogue thetans. After all, they came to Earth in billions of DC-8s many trillions of years before the universe existed. Hubbard's intergalactic villain Xenu Etrawl is an anagram of "new tax rule". :) |
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